DTN S1E2
The Walkthrough
So I'm going to be walking you through
the worlds largest dungeon
milenia ago
the celestials built a great dungeon
within it
the celestials errected
mamoth walls
locks doors
and traps
it warded off those
who would enter but
but also walled in
those who would escape
it was a dungeon
larger than any ever known
within it
Celestials prisoned
hellish undead
demonic beast
and fiendish
monstrousities
it was a perfect construction
before the first dwarf
would ever be born to sculpt stone
Celestials carved a work of art
that no one
would ever see
perfect in every detail
that would stand
in violent
for thousands of years
but none can say
why the gods would
entomb fiends and liches
and not be destroyed
and in time
the gods would true their
mirror...
murmur?
mr... MERRY
yes...
the gods would true their merry
therefore
it is our contention
dire rats
goblins
and dire boars
make for an excellent
food chain
this is what it is like
when you have a
store bought campaign
instead of making one yourself
sure does
make me think about a lot of things
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
uhh...
makes me think about
uhh...
voices
and their effect
and it makes me think
about writings
and text
and maps
and lines
and illustrations
and you know
how how long
do you keep
a uhh...
steady state trance
state
imagining
uhh...
FANTASY REALMS
So...
You don't know
how...
but you've been
teleported
to uhh...
bunch of
snowy mountain tops
umm...
right above you is the sun
and uhh...
it doesn't look like
where you are
uhh...
there is a day and night cycle
like where you are
uhm
there is a day and night cycle
there is no day and night cycle
uh...
the sun is directly *about* above you
the uh... clouds
move around it
sideways
circling
the uh... Sun
like a vortex
or a whirl
and uh...
when you look around the
horizon
you see
it's mountain tops
in all directions
a bunch of snowy
mountain tops
and your on the
highest mountain right now
you're climbing the mountain
as you climb the mountain
rocks and debris
debree
slow your accent
numerous tracks
of uh...
different creatures
ascend the hillside
you slay all those creatures
you uh... encounter
either by
sword
or some other
melee weapon
or a range weapon
like a bow
or a crossbow
or use magic
to slay them
you see a man
uh... dead
the size of
a Galleon
Uhm... A
big medieval warship
I don't know if
they still use that
term
Galleon
I don't know if I'm
saying that right
but I've seen that word
used a lot in RTS games
the man is huge like I
said
size of a Galleon
he's already dead
and he's blocking
or no he's not blocking
he's just next to
uh...
the entrance
to A
A uhm...
Into the mountainside
A giant gate
Giant gate
or no!
No, actually no
it's just A
uh...
a pertruding
into
the magic cave entrance
is what I meant to say
and I am doing the worst job
playing dungeons and dragons
at you
into the camera
so... you search
the uh... giant
dead man
he doesn't really have
anything on him
but his pockets
are uh... filled
with uh... bunch of
notes
of weird
arcane
maybe not arcane
runic symbols
hard to describe lines
uhm... you know
thousands of pages
in his pockets
like an entire libray
a libraries worth
of scribblings
all in his pockets
and uh...
you can't make any sense of
any of it
he's uh...
the giant...
uh... man
is already dead
and only had on him
was a bunch of scribblings
in his pockets
in other words
nothing of value
this actually more fun
then I thought it was
going to be
I thought we were going
to have a bad time
but as it turns out
we seem to be enjoying
ourselves
you enter into the tunnel
not afraid of anything
you might find
uh...
you're level one (1) now
but uh... after
uh...
seeing
that giant dead body
all of the adrenaline
pumps through you
you level up
you go to level 2
of your standard
Character Class
that you chose
whether you are
male or female
human
uh... elf
uh... dwarf
Halfling
uh... Gnome
or Half-Orc
Half-Elf
that about covers it
uh... though I would
have let you
choose anything
from the monster manuels
so you could have just been
a monster going through all this
Slaying everything