All the guests were at Fairy Tail, so it was time to start the battle.
"All right everybody! Time to start! Who will the first person be?" Mira asked.
"ME!" Gray yelled out. He ran on stage and said hit it. He began to sing.
"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt" At this point he took off his shirt.
"So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing" He jumped off the stage and started dancing.
"I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat" Gray stole the hat right off of Rufus' head. He put it on, then threw it across the guild.
"Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat" He grabbed Happy then threw him
"Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love" Gray went up to Juvia, hugged her, then shoved her away.
"Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song" He dropped the mic and went to his seat.
"... Okay then." Mira said. "Who wants Lucy to sing next?"
"Woooo!" Everyone yelled.
"Lucy? What song do you want to sing?" Erza asked.
"Surprise me." Lucy said. That was her mistake.
"You're the light, you're the night
You're the color of my blood
You're the cure, you're the pain
You're the only thing I wanna touch
Never knew that it could mean so much, so much
You're the fear, I don't care
'Cause I've never been so high
Follow me to the dark
Let me take you past our satellites
You can see the world you brought to life, to life
So love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do
Touch me like you do, to-to-touch me like you do
What are you waiting for?" As she sang she made her way to Natsu.
"Fading in, fading out
On the edge of paradise
Every inch of your skin is a holy grail I've got to find
Only you can set my heart on fire, on fire
Yeah, I'll let you set the pace
'Cause I'm not thinking straight
My head spinning around I can't see clear no more
What are you waiting for?
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do
Touch me like you do, to-to-touch me like you do
What are you waiting for?
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do (like you do)
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do (yeah)
Touch me like you do, to-to-touch me like you do
What are you waiting for?" By now Lucy was next to Natsu.
"I'll let you set the pace
'Cause I'm not thinking straight
My head spinning around I can't see clear no more
What are you waiting for?
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do (like you do)
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do (yeah)
Touch me like you do, to-to-touch me like you do" Lucy leaned into Natsu before pulling away to finish the song.
"What are you waiting for?
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do (like you do)
Love me like you do, lo-lo-love me like you do (yeah)
Touch me like you do, to-to-touch me like you do
What are you waiting for?" Lucy finished. There were a lot of cat calls.
"That was amazing! Now who next?" Mira squealed.
"How about me?" someone in the back said.
"ZEREF!" Romeo yelled in fear.
"Dad? What are you doing here?" Lucy asked.
"I wanted to have some fun. Is it wrong to have fun?" He asked.
"No. I just didn't expect this." Lucy said.
"Lucy? He's your dad? How?" Yukino asked.
"Long story. I'll tell you later. In the mean time. LET HIM SING!" Lucy yelled out.
"You know the song Mavis." Zeref said as he got on stage.
"In this farewell
There's no blood, there's no alibi
'Cause I've drawn regret
From the truth of a thousand lies
So let mercy come and wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself to cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
Put to rest what you thought of me
While I clean this slate
With the hands of uncertainty
So let mercy come and wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself to cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
For what I've done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I'm forgiving what I've done
I'll face myself to cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
What I've done
(Na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na)
Forgiving what I've done
(Na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na)
(Na na na na)" Zeref stood in one place the whole time. When he was done singing, he sat next to Lucy.
"Okay. Natsu. You're up." Lucy stated.
"Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
Ah... Girl look at that body (x3)
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body (x3)
Ah... I work out
When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)
Ah... Girl look at that body (x3)
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
I'm sexy and I know it...
Check it out (x2)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah (x3)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it
Ah... Girl look at that body (x3)
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body (x3)
Ah... I work out
Yeah, I'm sexy and I know it!" Natsu sang. He was wiggling and strutting the whole time. Everyone was laughing at the end.
"My turn. I will cream you Dragneel." Erik/Cobra said.
"Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison...
(Guitar solo)
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison (Poi-son)
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah
Well I don't want to break these chains
Poison (Poi-son)
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain
Poison (Poi-son)
And I don't want to break these chains
Poison" Cobra/Erik sang. It was good... for a boy. The whole time he was looking Kinana. You could tell who he likes.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! I WILL BEAT YOU! LUCY! THE SONG!" Natsu yelled.
"Okay Natsu!" Lucy called out, telling Natsu to start.
"If I didn't eat I'd be able to see my feet
But I do love my food and that why I am overweight
And I will always love food, will always love food
Oh food food my darling food mmmm
Chocolate cake, crisps and sweets
That is what I like for my tea
Apple pie, big mac and fries
Pretty soon will be the time for my next feed
And I will always love food, will always love food yeah
Gimme food cream cakes chips with everything
Gimme food cream cakes yeah
I think I could eat a small horse or a whole load of beef
And I would still have room for a chocolate cake
Which explains why I'm so overweight
And I will always love food, will always love food
Gimme food baby, mammy mammy mammy
Where is my supper, oh chips with everything
Last night I had a curry and I feel the effects
What can I say oh just gimme food
All night long ... please don't eat late at night
You know its bad for you
But I really love fooooooood!" Natsu sang. The guild and all the visitors busted out laughing. That is so Natsu.
Everyone had a great time for the day. They are taking a break to eat lunch. Then starting the Karaoke Battle Of The Ages again.
Thanx 4 reading! Hope you enjoyed!
The songs that I used today were: I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt, Love Me Like You Do, What I've Done, I'm Sexy And I Know It, Poison, and finally, And I Will Always Love Food.
I will still take song request. Just make sure you tell me who you want to sing it and the author of the song.
Netx time on FT Karaoke Battle:
"So that's how he's your dad!"
"I'll beat you at singing Flame Brain!"
"Not again."
"BEHAVE! WE HAVE GUESTS!"
"STOP THROWING BALLS OF FIRE NATSU! YOU'LL BURN DOWN THE GUILD AGAIN!"
"Is this normal? If so... we won't survive the next few days."
That's all for now. Bye!
-HK