Author's note: Finally Chapter 1 is up people and I apologize again for my lack of skill in writing stories as I've said before I'm not yet very good in writing or speaking in English but I'll try my best to improve my grammar just for you guys. I warned you this is about "sibling shippings" I don't care if you judge me on the way how I portrait my stories I wouldn't even call it "incest" cause there is no sexual content in my story (maybe a little bit and I'll probably change the rating K+ to T in the future…)for the mean time enjoy the rest of the story.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE SHOW ALL CREDITS GOES TO CHRIS SAVINO.
RAYKER RYES OUTTTT….
CHAPTER 1
Hey everyone Lincoln Loud here as you may all know today's Saturday that means no homework no teacher and no school, just me in my room doing nothing but reading my favorite Ace Savy comic book and wearing nothing but my underwear, you see it's comfortable for me read this way, why?, because it's my habit and none of you can't change that , Now don't tell me you also don't have a habit, everybody does, even my sisters ,so if any you and your siblings have some habits that you can't seem to resist and sometimes you find it very annoying or even gross, well just accept it wouldn't hurt a fly not unless you find it very strange and very disturbing it's not normal, even I get the willies just by thinking of it, so anyway it's just your typical Saturday at the Loud House.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
Sigh. Now who could that be?. I open the door and look down to find my little sister Lisa holding a tray of test tubes with some chemicals on it. Don't tell me just going to make another experiment.
"What is it now Lisa?". I ask looking at her strange experiment.
"Greeting dear big brother I have come to ask for your assistance for my new experiment". I rolled my eyes I know she would do another experiment again.
"What kind of experiment now again Lisa and don't think of making me your test subject for your experiments cause I refuse to do so even if you beg me many times". That hits the spot and from the looks of it she looks dejected.
"Awww come on Linc you're the perfect specimen for my new experiment all I need is you to….".
"NO LISA NO MEANS NO and besides even if I did help you with your experiment what does it gonna make me? having green skin?, glowing eyes? Ohhhh I know it will make my head bigger like a balloon with 97.9% helium in it that will make me float and make my head explode so no and besides did you even make a treatment for your experiment?". That hit her.
"I forgot to make one ".She said looking a little bit lost, really does she always forgot to make remedies for her experiments.
"But still can you please help me?". She said looking at me with her big Puppy eyes. I can never resist my sister like that
"Ok fine I'll do it but not right now, make a solution first for your experiment, before we start doing your experiment, sounds good?.". As I said that her eyes glistened as she gives me a goofy smile spread on her face which its kinda rare to see. I find it cute though
"IIIIHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH Lincoln". She gives me a very hug tight which gives me a hard time to breathe but I hugged her back and give her a weak smile.
"I'll work on the remedies right now but first I'll go order the ingredients at Glasglow Incorporated Oh and before that you better put some clothes on you would get an acute coryza or nasopharyngitis ." "A what now?" I look at her perplex
"It's called cold à plus tard or see yah later for french
And as I watch her leave I feel a little relieve now that she's gone I can finally read my new comic edition of Ace Savy
2 HOURS LATER
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzz.
"LINCOLN LINCOLN".
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"LINCOLN LIIINCOLLLNN!".
.KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNO
"Huh?Wha..Wha?"
"LINCOOOOLNNNNN"
"I'M COMING I'M COMING GEEZ".I groaned as I got out of my bed and realize I'm still in my undies. "Give me a sec". I went into my wardrobe to change into my clothes.
And as I open the door my sister Lola looking "beautiful" as ever was smiling at me in a pleading way and believe me when she smiles at me like that it means she needs something from me or more to be specific she wants me to do her biddings.
Sigh."What is it now?".
"Daddy says you should take me to the pageant and be my pageant coach so hurry up and change NOW I brought you your tuxedo HURRY". Lola said in a demanding voice.
"What? No way it's suppose to be my rest day today ask Leni instead to come with you I can't not today ,Sis, Sorry." I suggested Leni instead as she's all about fashion and designing stuff.
"I would but right now she's in the mall shopping with her girlfriends so chop chop and get movin I got a pageant to win".
"How about Lori?"
"She has a date with Bobby."
"Luan?"
"Practicing her jokes as always"
"Luna?"
"She has a band practice at her friend's house"
"Lynn?"
"Out for soccer practice."
"Lucy?,Lana?"Lisa,Lily?"
"Really? Lucy is busy writing her creepy poems Lana No Way she doesn't know about a thing about fashion or two Lisa… I don't know and Lily she's a baby so I've got no one to come with me and that lives you now no more asking questions or I'm gonna tell Dad that your reading your comics in your underwear again". She smiled devilishly this girl knows how to get what she wants.
"Fine just give me a minute".
After changing into my Dad's old tuxedo…
"Perfect now let's go servant… I mean brother"
Well I'll see you later folks I got a sister to accompany to.
TO BE CONTINUED….
Author's note: DONE WITH CHAPTER 1 BOOOYAAAH! Please review and if you had any problem with my story…Meh just review and give your own opinion it's a free world and we all have our own perspective I respect that and again HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE I'll shake it off shake off Oh and if you notice the cover image of this story it only took me 5 minutes to conceptualize Grown up Lincoln and Lynn falling love at first sight unknowingly it's her younger "big brother I know it's not a very good drawing but I was in a hurry so yeah
" PIECE OUT RAINBOW TROUT."