I looked through the papers I was to deliver to my master, picking out mail addressed to Hoodie, Toby or me and tucking them under my arm. I walked up to the door and knocked. "Master? Mails here." I heard a light thump and a few seconds later the door opened revealing master slender at his desk. "There's not much here today just some mail from the investors, probably another hit." He nodded taking the papers from me. "Remind me to change my name in 10 years I'm growing tired of this one."
"Well have to-." I was cut off by the sound of another thump coming from under his desk. "Everything alright master?"
"perfectly." His head tweaked to the side as if in pain. "Are you sure?" muffled yelling came in response. I sighed rubbing my forehead through my mask. Master sighed as well knowing he couldn't hide it anymore. He slid his chair back and up came Jeff bound in tendril being held in the air on his side. Jeff was in no way happy as he glared at me struggling to break free. Jeff and my masters relationship was in the constant state of it complicated if they weren't fighting they were sleeping together or killing. Their relationship was built almost solely on sex and murder. As Slender's head proxy it's my job to know these things and I really wish it wasn't. I miss my life before Jeff came into it. I mean yes I'm happy that slender has found someone I just wish it wasn't someone so…eccentric. "Again?" slender hung his head in shame. "Leh meh goa!" Jeff said a tendril over his mouth. Slender removed the tendril but did not let him go. "You fucking son of a bitch! You do NOT cut me off in the middle of a sentence just to answer the fucking door! Masky can wait! It's just the fucking mail! You could have waited couldn't you Masky?!" I scoffed "nope don't you dare drag me into this." He glared at me. "Thanks for the help."
"I'm his proxy not yours sorry Jeff but I know where my loyalties lie until slender say to follow your rule I serve him." He growled at me "get out." My eyes moved to slender who nodded. I nodded, turned and walked out beginning to sort the remainder of the mail shoving what was mine in my pocket and putting Toby and Hoodie's mail in separate hands. I closed the door opened the door and stepped out to find Toby and Hoodie waiting outside. "Really?"
"Are they fighting again?" I sighed handing them their mail. "Always."