(A;N) Well lookie here, quick update! Now for some strange reason, fan fiction is blocking out some of my words. That's why my summary is all messed up. Anyway, on with thy show.

Camera rolling

"HOLY SMOKES, BOLOGNE, FUDGE, AND MUSTARD, STOP THE PRESSES, STOP THE INTERNET… that's right, we're changing lives… five questions… straight to it with question one… from chipmunk fanatic…

Dear Alex,

I have a question coming from across time and space. Have you EVER thought of traveling beyond the constraints of Earth and saw stuff that was only in your imagination? Well I can offer you the chance of a lifetime, though I must warn you that I have other companions that are from another universe altogether, they are Twilight, Sparkle, Rainbow, Dash, Applejack, Scootaloo, and Silver Spoon, now as to who I am, I'm the American Doctor, I'm a Timelord, I'm 500 years old, and I'm from the planet Galifrey in the Kasterborous star system.

Signed, The American Doctor

"Okay, I knew there was other life forms out there, but the last I expected was them writing into the show. … can we please move forward, because, because this is getting weird…

"Question numero dose… from H. F. Munkmadness…

Hi Alex, what do you do when you're not hosting the show?

"Well, you see, I most of the time go to the target range or work on my truck. Sometimes however, I work out, go to the bar and do some brawlin', lounging on those nice summer days, in the winter time, go out and roll around in the snow… that part people criticize me about… and every now and then, I'll *BLEEP* my girlfriend Kate. My daughter Hailie and I like to have some father/daughter time together every now and then… that's all I can think of…

Question number three, from The Simonette254...

Dear Alex,

What would you do if The Shield came on the show and wanted to fight you? Also would you rather fight The Shield or The Wyatt Family? Because both teams need a beating!

"If The Shield were to fight me, I would knock their teeth down their throats. I like The Shield, I respect The Shield, but no one, I repeat, NO ONE!… comes into my home, and tries to out wit me! As for the second question, as much as I like The Shield, I would rather fight them. Why? Because, call me a coward if you want, but I am NOT fighting those NUTCASES!

… this one's actually anonymous…

Hey Alex, when you were in the army, what was your signature weapon?

"I usually was a heavy gunner, but sometimes I used a shotgun… basically any heavy gun…

Closing it out…

Alex, if you could fight anyone on Dimitri's Fight Club who would it be?

"If I could fight anybody… it would be The Shield… not alone though…

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SHIELD!

"What the-?

Ki&Alvin&Matt&Lucas: *laughing their asses off*

Alex: Not cool dudes!

Matt: Yeah it was!

Alex: Oh really? Want to know who Dimitri was planning to make you guys for the fight club, The Brooklyn *BLEEP* Brawler?

Matt: *speechless*

Alex: Kim *BLEEP* Ji?

Lucas: *speechless*

Alex: Abe *BLEEP* "Knuckleball" Schwartz?

Alvin: *speechless*

Alex: Doink The *BLEEP* Clown!

Ki: *most speechless*

Alex: Anyway, I'm out! *disappears*

(A;N) So quick update. I still need your help guys. I need the following: rule for Matt's Seville Survival Guide, questions for the show, and ideas for when Brittany gets munknapped in The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker. Also, I'm making Dimitri's Fight Club. WWE basically. So now I have questions for you:

What wrestlers represent Task Force Seville? (Ki, Lucas, and David(preferably a tag team))

What wrestler represents Matt?

What wrestler represents Alex?

Please leave your answers, questions, rules, or ideas in a review or a PM. Thank you, thanks for viewing, and please review. CamoHunter out!