Warm up Drabbles

by Youkaineko

Just a collection of warm-up drabbles for Osomatsu-san that I thought were decent enough to publish, but didn't wanna put them all up separately. Most introspective stuff or short plotless stories. No Matsucest/BLmatsu/whatever. I'll update any warnings if they apply.

2. Jyushimatsu Gets Metaphors Sometimes

Prompt: Metaphor

Fandom: Osomatsu-San

Character: Jyushimatsu

Jyushimatsu didn't work in metaphors. That isn't to say that he didn't understand them, just that he could choose whether or not he wanted to take them literally. As in, very literally. One had to be careful using metaphors around the fifth brother, because, should he choose to take it literally, it would become quite literal. And had happened on more than one occasion.

For example, Choromatsu's favorite phrase recently fell into disuse suddenly when his ass hair literally caught fire when Jyushimatsu asked him why he always said that. That was an unpleasant experience for everyone, not to mention slightly terrifying because since when could Jyushimatsu control physics like this?

Best not to think to hard on it, they decided. Just be glad it isn't Ichimatsu or Todomatsu or something.