NOTES: Thanks for all the reviews! This is the chapter with the IMing if you wanted to skip over those parts (or just stop here). But I did my best not to make it too annoying! I promise! Also there's a couple of lines with a lot of spelling errors, and those are intentional.
CHAPTER THREE
QueenAuGratin: Hello?
QueenAuGratin: Does this work?
Themysciranbooty: Who is this? How did you access our network? We have ways of tracking you down. Infiltrations are not taken lightly by the Justice League.
QueenAuGratin: It's Audrey you silly goose : )
Themysciranbooty: ...how are you doing this? I do not understand.
QueenAuGratin: It's instant messaging… Flash gave me your username
QueenAuGratin: I saw you had sent your last email only a few minutes ago and thought I might see if you're still on
QueenAuGratin: Are you still there?
QueenAuGratin: Diana…
Themysciranbooty: Sorry I just had to chase down and strangle a very fast and very rude person.
Themysciranbooty: How dare he name my user something like this! It is offensive and disrespectful!
QueenAuGratin: Ohhh I am sorry, he told me I could reach you with this, haha
QueenAuGratin: I didn't know he picked the name without asking you!
Themysciranbooty: What's done is done.
QueenAuGratin: I do like your booty though…
Themysciranbooty: But I did not know I had an instant message. What is it? Your replies come so fast.
Themysciranbooty: My booty? Really? Well… I'll take that as a compliment. I've never thought about it much before.
QueenAuGratin: Haha I don't know, either. I haven't used it other than to chat with Flash once to make sure it works
QueenAuGratin: But it seems to be like email? Just that it shows all of the emails in one place, line-by-line, instantly.
QueenAuGratin: You bet your ass I like your ass!
Themysciranbooty: Ah. I'm sorry, this is very unfamiliar. But I am glad it is you and not a "hacker".
QueenAuGratin: I bet you are!
Themysciranbooty: The year apart has made you a lot bolder, little princess. Haha.
Themysciranbooty: You are "au gratin"? I don't understand your username (unfortunately I do understand my own, and I will demand he change it later)
QueenAuGratin: Oh it was just something silly. You know, Audrey, Au Gratin… you and I, in Paris?
QueenAuGratin: Plus it rhymes and I'm amused by simple things apparently
Themysciranbooty: I thought "au gratin" were those potatoes with cheese and breadcrumbs. I have not heard of a queen prepared this way.
QueenAuGratin: Not yet, haha. Would you like me that way? ; )
Themysciranbooty: That sounds… I am not sure what to do with the idea just put into my head, haha.
Themysciranbooty: But I would not turn you away if you were "au gratin", I suppose. Maybe help you take a bath.
QueenAuGratin: Well that sounds like a great start to me!
Themysciranbooty: The messages are so much shorter, I feel pressured to collect my thoughts faster. It's strange. I am used to writing longer letters to you.
QueenAuGratin: Oh… we don't have to use this anymore if you don't want to
Themysciranbooty: Perhaps, but for now I'm willing to try something new. It feels more like carrying on a conversation, in a way.
Themysciranbooty: How are you?
QueenAuGratin: Fantastic! I'm talking to you, Delightful Diana. How could I be anything else?
Themysciranbooty: I see you are trying to find a replacement for the other nickname. That one is cute.
QueenAuGratin: Is it? I can't think of very many others that aren't also naughty, I have to confess.
Themysciranbooty: I'll stick with au gratin for you.
Themysciranbooty: Oh? Well let me hear a few of those, just this once.
QueenAuGratin: You know, Delectable Diana, Divine Diana, Desirable Diana… Disrobed Diana…
Themysciranbooty: Great Hera! I underestimate your boldness again! Haha.
Themysciranbooty: Au Naturel Audrey?
QueenAuGratin: LOL! Okay I deserve that, after the last one I sent!
QueenAuGratin: Actually, I also wondered if you wanted me to tell you more of my silly fantasy? If you have time
QueenAuGratin: Diana?
QueenAuGratin: Is that a "no"?
Themysciranbooty: I was asking Batman if he knew what "LOL" meant. He did not, but Hawkgirl volunteered the information. You were laughing at me?
QueenAuGratin: Oh! No no, not AT you, I was amused!
Themysciranbooty: Ah I see. Sorry, it's hard to tell intent and tone with words, I'm not used to this!
QueenAuGratin: That's okay : ) I'm just glad I did not offend you so much that you left.
Themysciranbooty: But yes, I would like to hear the rest of your fantasy. Here if that is more comfortable.
QueenAuGratin: Really? You mean that?
Themysciranbooty: You did not offend me. And yes I mean it. It's hard to respond to the messages, I hope you're not confused by the order they come in.
QueenAuGratin: No not at all, don't worry. : ) Well maybe a little, but it doesn't take long for me to figure out.
Themysciranbooty: Why are you adding the colons and semicolons and parentheses in such odd places?
Themysciranbooty: Nevermind, Flash explained.
QueenAuGratin: The what?
QueenAuGratin: Oh… haha well I'm glad he explained!
Themysciranbooty: Flash just called me an "old lady". I would be angry but I feel he might be correct, socially at least. I'm sorry!
QueenAuGratin: Darling you definitely are NOT an old lady. Not even a little ; )
Themysciranbooty: Actually I am a lot older than you. But as we Amazons are nigh-immortal it isn't that big of a problem.
QueenAuGratin: Oh really? How much older?
Themysciranbooty: A thousand years.
Themysciranbooty: We Amazons are very long-lived. My mother is probably over two thousand, but she refuses to comment on her age anymore.
Themysciranbooty: Audrey?
QueenAuGratin: …well you are still much younger than Savage was so I guess it would be silly for me to make a big deal of age differences now
Themysciranbooty: I am sorry. It wasn't meant to be a secret.
QueenAuGratin: You really are a goddess.
QueenAuGratin: No no you're fine. Just… surprised me? It's not a bad thing
QueenAuGratin: In fact now I'm even more jealous of your genetics. You barely look a day over 23!
Themysciranbooty: Since I believe you are 23, maybe that is a good thing?
QueenAuGratin: Maybe it is : ) Either way it's you I love and not your age or anything
Themysciranbooty: I
QueenAuGratin: What?
QueenAuGratin: Oh no
QueenAuGratin: Oh shit, I just read what I sent and now I can see how it sounded! Diana are you okay?
QueenAuGratin: DIANA?
Themysciranbooty: Sorry I did not mean to send that one. I meant to say "I'm the one you love? I did not know your feelings were as certain as that."
QueenAuGratin: Oh
Themysciranbooty: But I bumped the "Enter" key by mistake.
QueenAuGratin: I'm sorry. I didn't quite mean… well that I'm "in love", just that I have love for you. Does that make sense?
QueenAuGratin: Don't be cross with me, I am sorry
Themysciranbooty: I'm not cross, it's okay. You're entitled to feel however you feel.
QueenAuGratin: Are you sure?
QueenAuGratin: I'm sorry… I made it awkward. That's my fault, I couldn't just maintain our unwritten agreement that we wouldn't talk about feelings
Themysciranbooty: I'm just not ready to discuss that yet. But for what it's worth, I'm not angry, or sad, or disappointed. I'm… I don't know what I am, but the emotion is nothing negative like that.
Themysciranbooty: No, please don't apologise. You don't have to do that so often.
QueenAuGratin: Okay. So… okay.
Themysciranbooty: Did you still want to tell me the story?
QueenAuGratin: Perhaps I should go for today… I feel like I'm just making an ass of myself
Themysciranbooty: Please do not go yet! You're fine, I did not mean to turn you into an ass.
QueenAuGratin: The way you phrase things sometimes… haha
QueenAuGratin: Well… no, I think I will go. But can we try to use this again tomorrow?
Themysciranbooty: Audrey, I'm sorry. I should be able to let you make an offhand comment about your feelings without it turning into a crisis. You're not causing me any problems, I'm fine, I like talking to you so much.
Themysciranbooty: Audrey?
Themysciranbooty: Au Gratin?
QueenAuGratin: LOL okay
QueenAuGratin: I was typing out a long something about not wanting to be a burden, and making mountaints out of molehills, but then you called me that and I felt like a baby for making a big deal out of nothing again. So I deleted all of it
Themysciranbooty: Thank Hera… I was so afraid I had offended you again.
QueenAuGratin: No, not at all. So, are you sure you want me to paint more of my "vivid mental picture"? ; )
Themysciranbooty: Hmm, actually maybe it would be better if we did this tomorrow.
QueenAuGratin: Oh
QueenAuGratin: Okay, that's fine. I'm sorry again
Themysciranbooty: Hawkgirl and Lantern are hanging around in this room, I don't want them to read it over my shoulder!
QueenAuGratin: OH! Haha I completely understand!
Themysciranbooty: My message before that made it seem like I didn't want to. Not the case at all. I'm sorry for phrasing things so badly! I really want to hear what's going on in that beautiful head of yours.
QueenAuGratin: I don't think anyone's ever specifically said my HEAD is beautiful! But thank you. Yours is also the best head I know
Themysciranbooty: Is that a strange thing to say? I'm sorry!
QueenAuGratin: I love everything you say
Themysciranbooty: Stop that, I'm going to blush and Hawkgirl will ask why
QueenAuGratin: Maybe I want you to blush!
Themysciranbooty: Maybe… I want to blush but just not here!
QueenAuGratin: Okay okay, I will let you go before we both get you in trouble with your "coworkers", haha
QueenAuGratin: Can I message tomorrow?
Themysciranbooty: That might be for the best. I do regret it though.
Themysciranbooty: Absolutely.
QueenAuGratin: Perfect. I'll see you then.
Themysciranbooty: Goodnight, Au Gratin.
QueenAuGratin: Goodnight, Diana D'Amour
To: Queen Audrey (queen (a) kasnia .ksn)
From: Wonder Woman (ww (a) watchtower .jl)
I'm sorry that I missed your instant message last night. Another world crisis. But I absolutely did read it the following morning, and I smiled. Flash later told me I could have still responded to it, and you would read it whenever you "signed in", but by that point I wasn't sure if it would be more or less awkward than sending an electronic mail.
More sincerely, I apologise for still being so awkward around the topic of my feelings, and your feelings as they relate to me. I'm working on that. And… believe it or not, I'm warming up to being able to speak freely. I cherish talking to you so much! Even through these strange, futuristic devices. (Old Lady Wonder Woman again, right?)
You could send another instant message tonight. Batman and Superman are both being called to their respective cities for differing reasons, and the rest of the League is supposed to go on a diplomatic mission to ferry… you don't care about the details. I could explain, but it wouldn't change much. They will be out of the Watchtower, that's the important part. It will be around 1800 hours in Kasnia when they depart.
Diana "D'Amour" (I'm blushing again)
To: Wonder Woman (ww (a) watchtower .jl)
From: Queen Audrey (queen (a) kasnia .ksn)
Why aren't you going with them? That reason is your own and you don't have to tell me if it's personal, I'm just curious. But alright, I will message you then.
It was… well, I don't know what to call it. Talking to you over messenger. Almost as good as talking in person, but also harder than exchanging emails, since writing a whole letter gives us more time to plan out our thoughts. A strange balance. But I do wish to try it again.
Also, please don't worry about any of that, we are completely fine. Talk soon.
Au Gratin
To: Queen Audrey (queen (a) kasnia .ksn)
From: Wonder Woman (ww (a) watchtower .jl)
I have a fractured tibia. It's a minor fracture and will mend within the week, thanks to my Amazonian genetics, but I'm strictly on "watch duty" until I recover. That means I get to sit around in this orbital coffin and do nothing, so actually, having an instant messaging "date" with you would really help pass the time.
And I agree… I really enjoyed that, in an unexpected way.
Diana
To: Wonder Woman (ww (a) watchtower .jl)
From: Queen Audrey (queen (a) kasnia .ksn)
You broke your leg?! Oh no, I'm so sorry! God, I wish I could help take care of you… but non-superheroes probably aren't allowed into the Watchtower, are they? Just promise me you'll rest up and that I'll talk to you tonight.
And no training! Not on that leg!
Audrey
QueenAuGratin: Hello? Diana?
PrincessPotatoes: Yes, it's me.
QueenAuGratin: OH MY GOD!
PrincessPotatoes: I know… and I shouted and yelled and punched Flash but he would not change my name from this!
PrincessPotatoes: But at least it is not lewd.
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey? I promise you it's Diana.
QueenAuGratin: I'm sorry I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying
PrincessPotatoes: GRRR I really am going to tie that fool into knots.
PrincessPotatoes: Anyway when you're through laughing, how are you?
QueenAuGratin: ...I just got why he named you that. Clever, very clever : P
PrincessPotatoes: Why? Oh, because you are au gratin and I am the potatoes?
PrincessPotatoes: …
PrincessPotatoes: Is it wrong to want to hurt a fellow superhero when he behaves like this?
QueenAuGratin: LOL!
PrincessPotatoes: I'm so annoyed! Sometimes I think he wants us to date more than WE do!
QueenAuGratin: Don't hurt him, he's just being funny. Well, not VERY funny, but he doesn't mean you any lasting harm
QueenAuGratin: And I'd much rather you spend time talking to me than chasing after him ; )
PrincessPotatoes: Okay, this time I will resist, haha.
QueenAuGratin: How's your leg?
PrincessPotatoes: How are you?
PrincessPotatoes: Oh, whoops. It's healing as well as can be expected.
QueenAuGratin: Better now, my darling. Overall, not bad. The talks are going well, even though there was another threat today
PrincessPotatoes: WHAT?
QueenAuGratin: And I'm glad to hear it!
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey are you sure you're alright? Do you need me down there?
QueenAuGratin: Please remain calm, I told you they happen all the time
PrincessPotatoes: If anyone so much as harms a hair on your head then I swear by Hera I will feast on their entrails.
QueenAuGratin: Whoa…
PrincessPotatoes: Well… okay. But I still worry about you.
QueenAuGratin: Enough to feast on entrails, apparently… which sounds yucky
QueenAuGratin: But I'm glad I have my guardian angel looking out for me.
PrincessPotatoes: Of course. Always, with eagle eyes and a steady blade.
PrincessPotatoes: So… you had a little bedtime story for me?
QueenAuGratin: How could anyone NOT fall for you? Seriously I'm sweating
PrincessPotatoes: I didn't think royalty was supposed to sweat. Haha.
QueenAuGratin: Right, my horny imagination. I've been purposefully not thinking any more about that because I wanted to save it up for when I talked to you again
QueenAuGratin: But if you're ready, I'll see what I come up with
PrincessPotatoes: "Horny"?
PrincessPotatoes: And yes that's good. I have the monitors tuned to cycle through all the major news networks and the alarms are in perfect working order, so I will be alerted if there is an emergency.
QueenAuGratin: Oh, sorry, that means um… you know what, nevermind, it's not important
PrincessPotatoes: And I also have a cup of hot cocoa. I'm ready.
QueenAuGratin: So. Where did we leave off? Muahahahaaa
PrincessPotatoes: I was about to ask what "Muahahaha" means as well when I said it out loud. I get it!
QueenAuGratin: Has anyone ever told you that for a badass Amazon, sometimes you're positively adorable?
PrincessPotatoes: You left off with your hand on my leg, going up the slit in my dress. And with me turning redder than Superman's cape.
PrincessPotatoes: I'm adorable? Really?
QueenAuGratin: Absolutely adorable. 3
QueenAuGratin: Anyway… oh now I'm nervous. What kind of story do you want? Just a little kissing, or… to let me go completely crazy?
PrincessPotatoes: That's not something anyone's ever called me before. I'm too tall to be adorable.
PrincessPotatoes: Go crazy. I'm feeling adventurous. Well, as adventurous as I can with this cast on my shin.
QueenAuGratin: They should. I'll call you that every day from now on if you like it
QueenAuGratin: You can be both tall and adorable!
PrincessPotatoes: I'll think about it. If a man called me "adorable" I would string him up by his balls, but you calling me that is… nice.
PrincessPotatoes: We've barely started and already I'm light-headed, I'm glad the League is off-base!
QueenAuGratin: Okay. So I'm perched above you, my hand on your thigh. Sliding it up the slit of your dress. I move it over… and feel your silky underwear. My heart is racing, because I didn't think I would go that far, but you're laying there and smiling up at me. Encouraging me to do whatever I wish
PrincessPotatoes: Actually, I wasn't wearing underwear.
QueenAuGratin: So I figure I'll start out with something simple, right? Just reach up toupshjojdfk;
PrincessPotatoes: Reach up where?
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey are you alright?
QueenAuGratin: Wow oh my GOD I'm turning beet red, I can feel it
QueenAuGratin: Sorry I read your last message and forgot what my hands were doing, I sent it before I could fix it
PrincessPotatoes: Too bad I can't feel it. Haha.
PrincessPotatoes: Does it bother you that I had no underwear?
QueenAuGratin: NO! No, I'm just surprised. You don't seem like an exhibitionist
QueenAuGratin: And I agree, it's too bad you can't feel me. You Adorable Amazon, you ; )
PrincessPotatoes: I don't know what that is, but it sounds like a Hedonist... or someone who shows off their body? I do not show off my underwear, or lack thereof. Lois Lane was the one who told me that in certain dresses, the underwear are visible through the fabric and that is "unsightly", so I did not wear any just in case it was a dress like that.
QueenAuGratin: No disrespect meant! I understand, fashion is fashion after all. I'd probably have done the same thing
PrincessPotatoes: Alright. I'm glad I was not told wrong! Haha.
QueenAuGratin: Anyway… I feel your LACK of underwear. Your finely-waxed bikini line
PrincessPotatoes: My my, you're so bold.
QueenAuGratin: When I smile up at you like I know what you did for me, you look away self-consciously. But you don't force my hand away, you just smile and wait to see what I'll do
QueenAuGratin: After working up my courage for a few seconds, I let my hand drift further down to between your legs
PrincessPotatoes: By Hera… oh Audrey I can't believe you're thinking these things about me!
QueenAuGratin: NEITHER CAN I!
QueenAuGratin: Do you want me to stop?
PrincessPotatoes: Don't you dare stop.
QueenAuGratin: Haha alright
QueenAuGratin: You feel so soft and inviting. And I can't believe I'm really with you this way for the first time, after so long knowing each other, and I see that you're afraid of what it will mean. So I keep my hand very still upon you as I lean up to kiss the center of your chest, just above the neckline of your gown
PrincessPotatoes: This feels so strange… but I'm really enjoying this.
PrincessPotatoes: Can I kiss the top of your head? Or is it not allowed for me to participate in your story? I don't know the rules for this.
QueenAuGratin: There aren't any rules! You kiss the top of my head then
QueenAuGratin: And my hands begin to drift up and down, one on your hip, the other between your legs where you're growing warmer, and damp.
PrincessPotatoes: I really am.
QueenAuGratin: When I move up just enough to kiss you, I feel your hips begin to respond. So I make sure I don't stop, just keep giving you what you wanted
QueenAuGratin: Wait, are you really? Right now?
PrincessPotatoes: Oh that sounds so incredible…
PrincessPotatoes: Yes, I am. Does me telling you that bother you?
PrincessPotatoes: Oh no. I said too much, I'm sorry.
QueenAuGratin: No… no it doesn't bother me
QueenAuGratin: I'm just surprised. In a good way! But very surprised
PrincessPotatoes: Okay, I'm glad. I was worried for a moment!
QueenAuGratin: Jesus, when did it get so warm in this room?!
PrincessPotatoes: Please continue.
QueenAuGratin: Okay. My fingers are teasing you and my lips are on yours, and you begin to buck up toward my hand. I start to give you more pressure so you can enjoy yourself more
PrincessPotatoes: You really seem to be good at this. Have you instant messaged a fantasy like this before?
QueenAuGratin: I swear to god this is my first time! I mean I've read books with things like this and I've slept with men before, so I do have experience that way
QueenAuGratin: But this is my first time doing this, promise
PrincessPotatoes: That research served you well. You have a true gift, I am entirely captive.
QueenAuGratin: Thank you!
QueenAuGratin: Where was I?
PrincessPotatoes: Making fantasy Diana AND real Diana very much ready to be deflowered.
QueenAuGratin: ….oh
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey?
QueenAuGratin: Sorry I've just never been this turned on without someone in the room to turn me on before
PrincessPotatoes: OH.
PrincessPotatoes: Is that a bad thing?
QueenAuGratin: Not even a little. So anyway, I'm kissing you and touching you, and you're very responsive
QueenAuGratin: And you seem to want more. So that's when I begin to kiss down your neck
PrincessPotatoes: I definitely want more.
QueenAuGratin: You're breathless but you encourage me to keep going, you grab my hair to force my head down further
PrincessPotatoes: Wait, I would not grab your hair. Unless you would like me to?
QueenAuGratin: Actually… I really do like having my hair pulled during sex
PrincessPotatoes: Wow. That's interesting, I will not forget that.
PrincessPotatoes: Then I do push your head down. Do I push it down past my chest?
QueenAuGratin: Past that, past your stomach. My face goes exactly where my hand had been before. We push your dress up a little at a time and then I can see for myself just how wet you are
QueenAuGratin: Oh my GOD I can't believe I'm writing this to you
PrincessPotatoes: Neither can I. But I'm enjoying every word.
QueenAuGratin: Really? Moi aussi… I'm just surprised it's happening, that's all
PrincessPotatoes: You really would see just how wet I am if I were wearing that dress and you pushed it up. And right about now, I would consider letting you.
QueenAuGratin: AAAH I can't believe you're saying these things!
QueenAuGratin: Would you really?
PrincessPotatoes: I'd say it's fifty-fifty. Which is fifty percent more chance than anyone else would have.
QueenAuGratin: Mmmm, that's what I like to hear ; )
QueenAuGratin: My mouth leaves kisses on your dewy flower. At first you make sharp sounds in your throat because you're surprised (hell I'm surprised too) but a little at a time, you stop being afraid and you start to sigh
QueenAuGratin: Your legs come up to rest on my back and my kisses turn to licks. You tremble when I do this but I can't stop, I don't want to wait any longer than we already have, I just want you to enjoy yourself right away. Your smell and your taste are all over me already
QueenAuGratin: This is probably getting terrible, you can ask me to stop anytime
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey…
QueenAuGratin: I knew it! What's WRONG with me?! I'm turning us into one of my cheap paperbacks
PrincessPotatoes: Don't stop
QueenAuGratin: Really? Okay I'll keep going
QueenAuGratin: With your heels on my back, I'm licking and suckling on your little rose petals and I can't get enough of you. And even though I worry that I should resist, I can't because I hear how much you're enjoying the feeling, and I know I'm enjoying giving it to you
QueenAuGratin: And with your strong thighs around my head I can't forget who I have under me. Diana, the Amazon, the strong, beautiful goddess, I need you and I want you
QueenAuGratin: Your cries get louder and louder the closer you come to finishing, and I won't stop because I know that's where you are. I just want our first time together to be a perfect moment, and my mouth and my hand move faster, touching everywhere
PrincessPotatoes: Yes! Yes I awnt thta, moree Adrey!
QueenAuGratin: Ooh you got it, darling ; ) I see I'm not the only one whose hands are shaking!
QueenAuGratin: I don't stop until I hear you screaming my name. Even then I don't stop right away, I just slow down, slower and slower until I'm kissing you again, just kissing your folds and the little bean above them
QueenAuGratin: And then I'm kissing the inside of your thigh. Then your stomach and then further up to the center of your chest
QueenAuGratin: Until I kiss your mouth again, and by then most of your juices have rubbed off. But the tiniest hint of you is still on my tongue and I relish that, I cradle it there as our limbs tangle, as I bask in your warmth
QueenAuGratin: And then… we can lie together until you catch your breath.
QueenAuGratin: The end!
QueenAuGratin: Diana?
QueenAuGratin: Oh no, I knew I would go too far… shit
QueenAuGratin: Diana, talk to me! I'm so sorry god how disgusting am I?
PrincessPotatoes: 1 secnd
QueenAuGratin: Are you alright?
QueenAuGratin: Thank God you're still here!
QueenAuGratin: Diana, what's going on?
PrincessPotatoes: I think I just did something very bad
QueenAuGratin: What, what is it?!
PrincessPotatoes: Well first, I have touched myself until I experienced orgasm, which I'm told is perfectly healthy but I've never done it before.
QueenAuGratin: Wait
PrincessPotatoes: Second… I broke the headrest on the watch duty chair.
QueenAuGratin: Are you telling me that you… jilled off?
PrincessPotatoes: What? Who is Jill?
QueenAuGratin: You masturbated?!
PrincessPotatoes: Oh. Yes I guess that is the word for what I have done.
QueenAuGratin: OH
PrincessPotatoes: I'm so ashamed. What would Hippolyta think of me now?!
PrincessPotatoes: You were telling me that story for us to share, and I became so overwhelmed with lust that I could not control myself enough to resist temptation. I'm sorry.
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey? Are you angry?
QueenAuGratin: I'm so hot right now, Diana… shit I can't believe you got off to that
PrincessPotatoes: What? I don't understand
QueenAuGratin: It's okay, I'm fine, you're fine
QueenAuGratin: What I meant is I'm really aroused because of what you did
PrincessPotatoes: I'm sorry. I should have been in control of my own body.
QueenAuGratin: NO! Don't apologise! It's so good, I'm thrilled!
PrincessPotatoes: You are? I'm confused! Didn't I do something wrong? Betray your trust by using your fantasy that way?
QueenAuGratin: I only wish I could have seen it
PrincessPotatoes: Oh?
PrincessPotatoes: I… might not have hated if you could.
QueenAuGratin: And I wish you could see me right now
PrincessPotatoes: Why?
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey, why do you want me to see you right now?
PrincessPotatoes: Are you doing what I think you're doing?!
QueenAuGratin: I am
PrincessPotatoes: Hera… oh Audrey I did not know people did this, I thought I was turning into a degenerate!
PrincessPotatoes: Just because of words you sent me through the messaging!
PrincessPotatoes: Can I ask? Do you take care of your own needs often like this? I've heard it's very good for stress relief.
PrincessPotatoes: You don't have to answer that. I'm sorry for asking, that is very personal.
QueenAuGratin: Diana I wish you were here
PrincessPotatoes: As do I. I wish I were there to take care of them with you. For you.
PrincessPotatoes: I'm not good with storytelling the way you are, but I would certainly love to touch you the same way you touched me. If that were to happen, I mean.
PrincessPotatoes: To taste you… kiss you, hold you. Give you the feeling I just gave myself moments ago.
PrincessPotatoes: I have not tried to do what you described with your mouth before, because I have not been with a man or a woman. But it is said on Themyscira that we're all "natural born talents" in that area. And I would put every effort into making up for my lack of experience.
PrincessPotatoes: Oh Hera, I almost think I could try doing that again. Thinking about you doing it is making me want an encore.
QueenAuGratin: Really? You like thinking about me that way?
PrincessPotatoes: Yes. Is that alright? For me to desire you?
QueenAuGratin: Absofuckinglutely
PrincessPotatoes: What?!
QueenAuGratin: YES. I want you to think about me while I'm thinking about you!
PrincessPotatoes: Thinking about me…
QueenAuGratin: God I'm so snesitive I'm already close
QueenAuGratin: Dianaa?
PrincessPotatoes: Yes? I am still here
QueenAuGratin: Im goig to scream your namee when I finish
PrincessPotatoes: I will also
QueenAuGratin: Promise?
PrincessPotatoes: Absofuckinglutely.
QueenAuGratin: asdfysunPUS($&
QueenAuGratin: Oh… wow
QueenAuGratin: Oh Diana thta was incrediible
QueenAuGratin: You okay ovr there?
PrincessPotatoes: 1 ssecondd
QueenAuGratin: Hahaa that's what you said before!
QueenAuGratin: Diana? Seriouslly are you okay over theree
PrincessPotatoes: Hera my legs are liek jelly
QueenAuGratin: I'm sorry! HAHA oh God that was incredible, I can't believe it
QueenAuGratin: And I was literally just in my room alone!
QueenAuGratin: Well not QUITE alone ; )
PrincessPotatoes: I have never experienced that before… and I did not think I would until I was wed.
QueenAuGratin: I'm sorry… are you upset?
PrincessPotatoes: NO! No Audrey, I am not upset with you, I feel fantastic!
PrincessPotatoes: Oh my heart is racing like I'm in the midst of battle!
QueenAuGratin: I'll take that as a compliment haha
QueenAuGratin: Good god now I am suddenly sleepy
QueenAuGratin: Oh that usually doesn't flatten me like this but I think I haven't come that hard in a LONG time
PrincessPotatoes: Come where? Sorry I'm also having trouble focusing my eyes on the screen.
QueenAuGratin: "Come" means orgasming
PrincessPotatoes: OH. Oh I see… well then, I was happy to help in whatever way I could.
PrincessPotatoes: I can't stop laughing to myself. Is that a normal reaction? I just feel very pleased with everything right now.
QueenAuGratin: Pleased with me? Did my story really get you going?
PrincessPotatoes: If by that, you mean readied me to push you down into the mattress and discover every inch of you, then you have to already know it did!
QueenAuGratin: Good : )
QueenAuGratin: I won't draw you a map so you can find it all on your own, Magellan
PrincessPotatoes: I didn't think it would. I expected it to tease me and make me smile, or want to tease you back. But not to inflame my body to the point where… well, you know.
QueenAuGratin: Oh god neither did I, I mean I've never heard of anyone typing sexually to each other and using it for… for THIS!
PrincessPotatoes: I did not think anyone typed sexually! Although I have read Sappho's poems… I guess it's the same basic idea in a different era.
PrincessPotatoes: Maybe I should reread them. Might give me a few ideas.
QueenAuGratin: I'm realy sory i think im gona fall aslep
PrincessPotatoes: Oh? Oh Hera yes, I do know that it's getting rather late there. Plus you're probably exhausted from… everything.
PrincessPotatoes: Curse my Amazonian fortitude! I feel somehow energised after finishing twice! I could tear a car in half with my bare hands!
PrincessPotatoes: Can… I send you an electronic mail tomorrow?
PrincessPotatoes: "Email." I keep forgetting that.
PrincessPotatoes: Audrey?
PrincessPotatoes: Goodnight, Au Gratin. Thank you for a wonderful evening.
~ To Be Concluded ~