A/N I don't Naruto nor Deadpool but I do own this story. And I hope you enjoy it. And Yes, Deadfox is still having sex with Sakura so it'll be a while before he does a disclaimer but at least you have me...

I know what you're thinking... How did my parents and my friends handle me looking like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah? And yes that was a quote from the Deadpool movie. Well after I escaped Sasuke's place. Luckily he doesn't know where I live nor he does know my dad's last name. Yes I maybe Naruto Uzumaki but my dad is Minato Namikaze. And also I couldn't show them my face so I bought a orange mask at the hunter store in order for nobody to see me. I finally made it home. I sighed before I opened the door and hears a familiar sound that always scare me...

"NARUTO UZUMAKI! GET YOUR ASS HERE RIGHT HERE!" Yep. It was my mother whose name is Kushina Uzumaki. Her name is not on the phone book. I walk to the living room and see two very pissed off women. It was my red haired mother and my very hot girlfriend, Sakura.

"NARUTO, YOUR ONE HOUR LATE! YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN EXPLANATION." My mother yelled. How does my dad put up with her?

"Yeah... And why do you have a mask on?" Sakura asks. I started sweating bullets. Why do I have a smart girlfriend?

"Uh..." I stammered. "Because I found this really cool mask?" I said in a question tone but Sakura gave me a are you kidding me look.

"Take it off." She ordered.

"No." I refused.

"Take it off, now."

"NO!"

"Why not?"

"Because... something happened at Sasuke's place and I don't think you'll like it, babe." She lowered her eyes then touched my shoulder.

"Naruto... Don't you remember what we said, 6 years ago?" I remember that but you guys don't so let's flashblack to the date: 6-14-2010. I grab the remote and flashbacks to our first date.

Flashbacks to that date.

It was our first date at the movies. We saw Toy Story 3 and let's just say we had to hold each other for emotional support.

"sniff... So long partner." I was bawling while Sakura was crying too.

"This... was my childhood. Pixar can do no wrong." She cried while wiping her tears.

"Unless they make a Cars 2 where Mater is the star." I joked, not knowing the outcome. We left the theater then walked to our favorite resteraunt called Ichikaru's. I started finishing my favorite ramen.

"Mmm Miso Ramen. My favorite." Sakura rolled my eyes at my goofiness then giggled. She took my hand then asked me a question I was not expecting.

"Naruto, can I tell you something?" She asked while I was slupring.

"Will you promise me that no matter what happens to us, we will always love each other, no matter what?"

"What are you talking about Sakura? I will always love you no matter what. I always loved you ever since we were six years old." She teared up then gave me a kiss on the lips.

Flashbacks back to the present time

Okay back to the main story. That's what happened. What was I thinking? This is Sakura, the most kind hearted girl I ever met. I slowly took the mask showing my deformed face. Sakura put her hands on her shocked face. My parents's jaw dropped.

"Naruto..." My dad stammered. "W-what the hell happened to your face? You look like..."

"Like a testicle with teeth?" I finished for him. My mother punched my head.

"Language! Now Tell me what happened?" I sighed then told my family the whole fucking story on how I got my fox powers my mother shook her hands in anger.

"Ooh.. Wait till I get my hands on that Uchiha brat. I maybe friends with his late mother but ever since she died, I didn't like the way his father raised him to be: A selfish greedy self-centered person that treats his employers like scum." she then raised her but I put a stop to it.

"Forget it mom. He doesn't know where I live and if he finds out... he can use his experiments to hurt you, Dad or Sakura." I told her. She calmed down.

"You're right honey."

"But I won't let him get away with this."

"What are you gonna do, son?" My dad asked. I looked over at my girlfriend.

"Sakura, do you remember what I said I wanted to be when I grow up?" She nodded her head.

"I remember you said, 'I want to be a Superhero. Not because they're cool but because I want to help people that needs a hero to save them and give them hope.'"

"Ever since I have these abilities... I have a feeling I can make a difference to stop crime."

"But you had these powers a couple hours ago." Joked my father. I laughed at him.

"That's what I'm going to do. From now on I will become a Superhero." I raised my fists. "But first I need a cool Superhero name. You got any cool ones?"

"How about Foxman?" My dad asked.

"Nah it's crap."

"The Kitsune?" My mom asked.

"No." I shook my head.

"How about Deadfox?" My sexy girlfriend suggested. I put my finger on my chin then gave Sakura the biggest kiss we ever had.

"That's a brilliant idea, Honey. My name is Deadfox. I love it." I then stared at the sky.

"Time to kick some ass." I then stopped the camera.

Huh? Huh? That's what I said and it's the chapter's name. Sorry guys, that it's short. I hope you liked it and I guarntee you'll love the next chapter of me kicking ass. Until then, please review this chapter. Be a pal.