I don't own Naruto nor Deadpool but I hope you enjoy this chapter. Oh hi, didn't hear you come in. Well in case you ask. Yes I bet on the Cavs to win the NBA finals before the Eastern Conference Finals. And Yeah I'm shocked Kevin Durant went to Golden State, fucking sellout. But that's not why you guys are here. You're here because you wanna see me and Sakura fuck each other, right? Ha ha ha. Well as much as I wish we could, it's not happening but for you NaruSaku fans this is for you.
After the beating the bad guys, I promised Sakura I would go on date with her a week earlier. She told her parents about my accident at Sasuke's whom speaking of doesn't know where I am, Luckily. I decided to wear my Deadfox mask but keep on regular clothes on and she didn't mind because even though she accepts me, she understands that I will be judged. I picked her up at her new apartment and she was happy to see me.
"Naruto! You know I hate it when your late!" She exclaimed with anger in her eyes and it is scary. I maybe a superhero but I bet even Superman is scared of a pissed off Lois.
"Ahh I'm sorry. I was busy fighting crime." Her eyes soften up but still gave me a stern look.
"Well next time call before you're gonna be late." I smirked behind my mask, took it off and kissed her lips while I was about to pin her to the wall but she punch me on the face and knocked me on the ground.
"We're not gonna fuck with each other until you put a ring on my finger. Got it, Deadfox?" I nodded my head then turned to the invisible camara.
"Dudes, always treat your girl with respect." We later went to the amusement park. I look at her while she was admiring the stars while we were sitting on the ferris wheel. By god, she looks beautiful. I can't believe it's been 5 years since we started dating. We were in the 7th grade. And yes it's another flashback scene so I'm got the remote from my pocket and flashed back to the 6th grade.
It was a sunny summer day and I heard her crying her eyes out at the park. I decided to check it out.
"Hey Sakura, what's wrong?" I asked her. She sniffed as her beautiful eyes were all glossary.
"Oh, Naruto... I found out that that asshole Menma kissed another girl which means he lied about liking me." She cried. My eyes widen. No one treats the girl I love with disrespect.
"No one treats the girl I love with disrespect." Yeah I said that didn't I? This shocked Sakura.
"Huh? You... love me?" She asked.
"Yeah. I loved you since forever but I just realized it just now. Which is odd. Considering usually it takes the guy longer to realize it but hell what are you gonna do? Anyway I'm gonna go kick the guy's ass."
"No Naruto." She protested. I groaned in frustration.
"Why not?"
"Because... I'm helping you kick his ass." I shook my head in surprise. She smirked at me while punching her fist. I am suddenly turned on. After we kicked her ex boyfriend's ass, we made out... for hours. Okay maybe not hours but you get the idea.
And nothing would top that makeout. Anyway we made it to the Carnival. First we rode the merry go round. Oh yeah before I forget. How did people treat me at the fair? They were too busy fucking their girlfriends and whining to their mommies to notice. Anyway after the merry go round. I made a bet with Sakura that I would beat her throwing the football to the wheel thing. She kicked my ass... Again. This is why I love her because we are not only sexy but we both are committed to each other. We make each other stronger. After that we went to the tunnel of love. We held hands as what was inside the tunnel was Disney couples acting all lovey dovey which I'm surprised they sued this Carnival.
After the Carnival, Me and Sakura walked to the beach. I was holding her hand as I was looking at the moon. Now I want you to read this. This is probably gonna be the most romantic scene in the whole story so if you're not into that stuff then I kindly ask you to leave but if you are so grab your tissues, okay? Okay... And one more piece of advice, go to YouTube and listen to any romantic song you think fits me and Sakura.
"Wow, Sakura." I said" "Look at that moon."
"Yeah, Isn't it beautiful, Naruto?"
"Yeah... you are." I smirked. Sakura gave me an loving look before she kissed my cheek. I maybe have a face that makes me look like a deformed Tommy Wiseau but I will always have the girl of my dreams and I will always love her no matter what. I know it's sappy here and some of you hate sap but it has to be. After all unlike the idiot on Gaiden. I actually love Sakura and not because of my rivalry with Sasuke.
Oh yeah it's the end... of the chapter. Ha you thought the story was ending but nope it's not even halfway finished. But don't worry. You'll see me kill some bad guys in the next chapter. And there's gonna be a cameo by a video game character. Who is it? You'll find out. Until then see ya.