Bang Bang…You're Out!
"It's my birthday and I said no armor and no flying Stark you don't like it you can take it up with my boyfriend he's sitting right over there." Natasha yelled pointing toward the Hulk who was grinning inthusiacticly from the sidelines still on kid watch.
"Hulkster remind me to change Puny Banner's lab code tomorrow okay?" Tony snapped loudly letting the Ironman chest plate fall to the ground beside the chuckling trio but the Hulk just rolled his eyes too caught up in watching his fiery spider dance around and shoot at stuff to care about labs and codes while Stark hurried back into the mocha war zone.
"Mr. Hulk…what are Ragzls?" asked a small voice from his lap "Its Razzle's Li." Her brother corrected re-claiming his parch as a lookout on Hulk wide shoulder holding out his own package for the Big Guy's inspection.
"Come on not you guys too." Clint pleaded seeing both his little girl and her brother holding identical bright electric blue wrappers. "Seriously am I the only one who thinks they have zero taste?" he asked forgetting where he was and completely giving away his position as he stood up.
"YES!" Natasha, Steve, Laura, Jane, Maria and Thor chanted turning their weapons on the dumfounded archer.
"Nope." Tony sang from across the field and that comment ended up with him getting the rest of the bright orange firing squad
"SPIDER SMASH." Hulk, Cooper and Lila yelled happily together like a rather unconventional cheering section.
"Whose side are you guys on anyway?" Clint asked bracing his hands on his knees as he looks towards his giggling offspring.
"Uncle Hulk's." His children chorused unwavering loyalty clear in their tones as the Big Guy let out a low but still proud and smug roar pounding his chest once as he strutted along behind them while they helped collect the discarded ammunition.
"Tell me someone got that please." Tony begged his face splitting into a wide smile like an excited kid on Christmas morning when everyone but his, Clint, Steve and Thor's hands rose behind the Hulk's back.
"Anyone up for round two?" Natasha asked snapping a quick picture of the sideline view before slipping her phone back into her pocket.
"We're ready when you are so game on Birthday Spider." Clint joked as the teams faced off again in another girls vs guys Nerf war as the sun sunk lower into the tree line and the Barton kids slept using the Hulk's side as a pillow while the Big Guy kept up his protective vigil on both as nether he or not so Puny Banner minded sitting out of the fun as long as their Tasha was happy.