At long last, we reach our final destination:
PLANEPTUNE!
I wonder what we're going to do today?
HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA
FIGHTING FOR THE GAMING FUTURE
Episode 6: Ever so Planeptune
Ah... The Land of Purple Progress...
Planeptune amazes me because of the amount of TECHNOLOGY the place radiates!
Anyway, I have to meet Neptune, she's been waiting too...
"NOOOBLEEEE!" Oh, I hear her screaming on the distance, obviously impatient with me. I wave my hand at her, looks like she has some people coming with her too, IF, a girl that REALLY resembles her, and another one with a beige leather shirt and red skirt. The last one was gorgeous, by the way. Neptune ran and plumed into me, only thing is...
"I've been waiting too much, Noble! Come on, don't leave me hanging!"
"Um... Nep?" I say.
"Yes?"
"You... Just Panty-Attacked me..." When she noticed what position she was in,as in: Me on the ground, she pinning me, but her panties not covered, she's one to blame because she's wearing only a hoodie. Quickly noticing that, she jumped up and let me go, while blushing FIERCELY at the same time.
"Hahahahaha! Sis, you should pay attention to what attack you're going to use!" Neptune's sister, huh? I see the resemblance.
"'Sup, Noble!" IF greeted me.
"Oh, IF." I greeted her, Neptune looks surprised.
"You know him, Iffy?"
"I met him when I was tripping in LaStation, total weird at first, but he was cool!" Well, I'm glad for the compliment.
"Oh, you must be the visitor." A little butterfly girl sitting in a book greeted me. She flew around my body, as if inspecting. "It was said you were from another dimension, but you look like you're from here."
"Yeah, but I do am from other dimension, how would I say Neptune is my console?"
"Eh?" I guess she did not understand what I meant, I explained to her what did that mean.
"Oh, that's why you're from another dimension. (^_^)" She said while making a kind of... face...
"What's with these emoticon faces you do?" I asked her.
"Oh, it's part of my dialogue. My name is Histoire, Oracle of Planeptune, but I also am the world."
"Eh?" Neptune explained to me why Histoire said that. She said that it's because she's connected to everything that is happening in the world thanks to the Tome she is sitting in.
"Ah..." I said, amazed.
"E-Eto..." Neptune's sister walked towards me. (I REALLY don't wanna use the word "came", that is gonna give... Dirty Minds...)
"Hello, Mister! My name is Nepgear, I still haven't introduced myself..." Ah, right, she didn't tell me her name.
"It's OK. I'm Noble."
"Huh?" She says in confusion. Oh, I see.
"Um... 'Noble' is my name, not 'noble' the adjective." She understood that at least.
"Nep-Nep! Oh, there you ar-" Another girl came in the basilicom and is surprised to see me. "Um... Hi..." I call tell she's nervous.
"Oh, Hi! My name is Hisagane Noble, nice to meet you!" (Pretend he said: "Yoroshi Kune!")
"Nice to meet you as well! My name is Compa. Nurse in training!" She greeted herself.
"Neeeeppyyyy...?"
"Neptuna!" Two voices, one deep, but very child-like, the other more active, but still childish. Then I saw two girls come in. One had a Lilac hair and was with a doll on her hand, and used a dress the other had cat paws for gloves and a red ribbon on her head, she also whore a yellow big shirt.
"Plutia! P-Ko!"
P-Ko? I thought to myself.
"The child Sis called 'P-Ko' is Peashy, Noble-San!" Ah, Peashy. OK, I can go with that. "Also, can you stop with the -san? I'm pretty much your age."
"Ops! Hehe!"
"Boy! Boy! Nyan! Nyan!"
"Eh?" I looked down, Peashy was cutely attacking me with her paws, I picked her up. She laughed heartily.
"Yay! Yay!"
"She looks like a baby!" I comment.
"Yeah, but she can talk!" Neptune said.
"Yes! I can talk, Nob!" As if pointing what Neptune said, Peashy talked with me, and looks like she knows my name already.
"Oooooh..." Plutia is looking at me intensly, maybe it's the first time she sees a boy? I don't know...
"Um... Hi! Name's Noble, nice to meet you!"
"My name is Plutia..." She greeted herself. But then a shout came from the door.
Eh? Looks like a Do-goo missed the path and is now attacking humans.
"Welp, this does not happen all the time here..." Neptune commented.
"I'll take care of it." I said, letting Peashy down and running towards the Do-goo. I then pick it up. The Do-goo looks at me and bumps my face.
"Doesn't hurt." I say, then I launch it in the air and do a bicycle kick sending it to the girls.
"Yosh! My turn!" I can hear Neptune shouting, then I hear a slash. When I look back, the Do-goo de-materializes and Neptune is smiling proudly, while holding a Katana.
"Whoa! You slashed it in half?!"
"Yep!" It amazes me, but I shouldn't expect less from a goddess.
"Sure, we've been living in peace for now. The Console Wars only happened because Arfoire said some lies to us." Neptune was explaining how THEIR Console Wars happened.
"But for her to come back... This is rather problematic..." Histoire said.
"Blanc helped me defeat her, I just want to know how does she handle that hammer with ease, it seems heavy..."
"That's Blanc for you! She is VERY Strong!" Eh, being a little girl like that it IS surprising to see she's strong.
"A...AACHOOO!" Blanc sneezes on the other end. "Is someone talking about me?"
"So, did you find out someway to get out of here?" Neptune asks me.
"Whoa, calm down, Nep. I have to know this place first before I can go out and maybe visit again!" I mean, I JUST got here! It would be a shame if I had to go already. "Also, you might need some help with the Arfoire ordeal!"
"I fought her once..." Plutia said "When she was with the Seven Sages..." I guess that happened in her Dimension. "She gets stronger when people are having fear."
"Fear, huh? I don't fear her." Sure, I FOUGHT her, I'm just boasting now. "So what do you CPUs do for a work?"
"They raise the people's faith in them and keep it at bay." Histoire explained. "To get the people's faith, the CPUs do Quests to raise them."
"Quests huh? I might try them myself for once, since I'm not a guy to stay around and be bored, even if I'm playing games!"
"But what's the fun in not playing them?" Neptune said.
"No, it IS fun, it's just not fun if you're glued to them ALL THE TIME."
"As blunt as this seems, this is Nep's problem..." IF said "She keeps herself on the games and doesn't do any quests."
"Ah... Well given her childish nature, I can see why, Histoire, you shouldn't worry too much about that."
"EH?! WHY?!" She screams in surprise.
"Just look at her!" I say while motioning my hand at Neptune, who is eating a Pudding. "She's a kid, right? I was a kid once, I was irresponsible as well! You don't have to just shout at them because they need to work, Nep knows that, she's just not getting it because she's a kid!"
"I'm not a kid!" Neptune enters the argue. "I have you know I lived for many centuries, you know?!"
"Sure, but since you can't age, you don't really have the 'balls', as I say, to do EVERY JOB you have, and I'm not insulting you, NOR am I stopping you from doing what you want, right?" Neptune has her eyes wide, I'm glad I have a valid point there.
You see, I have a fame of dealing with problems when I talk or hit the others up; back at my school, I was known for being a troublemaker, but also a trouble-dealer, because I made trouble by stopping fights with my own moves, and I dealt with trouble by talking with the people that are troubling. Neptune and Histoire are no exception.
"Oh well, guess there's no helping it." I say, flopping down on the chair "Histoire, is there anyway I can take part on those quests?" She seems surprised by that.
"Are you INSANE? You're a normal hu-"
"Wait, Histy!" Neptune intercepts "Let him do it."
"What?!"
"He could take on the four of us, why not just a simple quest?" Histoire seems confused by that.
"Yeah..." I explained to her that my first meeting with the CPUs was... problematic, but that we reached an agreement after I defeated them.
"To be able to beat FOUR CPUs at once... And without hurting yourself too much..." Histoire is amazed, sure. "...Okay...If you know what you're doing..."
"Alright, come on, Nep! We're taking a quest!"
First quest, coming up!
We get to meet Nisa there! Stay tuned!
