NEW THEME SONG!
Nao - Dimension Tripper!
It's from the HDN Animation, and it's CRAZY!
I'll definitely use this song on this chapter! A great fight is coming!
A/N: BTW, there are a lot of people hating on me because I'm turning Yuri animes/VNs into Harem. Well...
WHY WOULD I CARE?! TROLOLOLOLOLOL!
HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA
FIGHTING FOR THE GAMING FUTURE
Episode 11: Awakening! Gold Heart Vs Iris Heart!
It has now been 1 year that Noble stayed on Gamindustri universe, his friends are still worried about him, but he has been living his life very well. He has been completing quests and has been having various interactions with the girls he's been with, mostly on quests, but mostly on daily lives. But Noble could feel something was growing within him.
Back on Planet Earth...
Noble's friends came back to his place to play the game again. During the whole year, they still haven't found any clue about Noble.
Kelvin found a game called "Drone Simulator"
"I don't think Noble ever played this game..." It was for the XBOX1080, Juvia and Lance came with him and Kelvin put the game on the console, what came on they didn't expect.
It was a camera.
Meanwhile, a fly was activated on Gamindustri, it was on the top of a building.
"Where is this camera?" Juvia asked.
"I don't know!" Kelvin said, he used the controller to fly the drone through the big city they were in.
The city was Planeptune, and Noble was having a walk with Neptune, Nepgear and Histoire.
"So, Histoire, I've been meaning to tell you..." Noble said.
"Yes, Noble? ^_^"
"I picked up something one year ago, but didn't really know what it was..."
"ONE YEAR AGO? O_o" Histoire looked shocked "How come you never told us?!"
"Hey! I was still trying to get myself used to this place, right?"
"Oh... ^_^; Gomen... (Sorry...)" Histoire apologized.
"So how was the little thingy you picked?" Neptune asked.
"Well, it was shaped like a power button, you know, a circle with a vertical line on top." Histoire now went to Ultra Shocked mode.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!"
"Whoa! Whoa! Histoire! Calm down! What is it?!" Noble tried to calm her down.
"Noble..." Histoire said "What was that object's color?"
"Um... Gold..." Histoire backed up a little from Noble, almost as if he turned into a monster.
"No..." She said "That's not possible..."
"What is it, Histy?" Neptune was curious.
"Noble..." Histoire came close to Noble again "Do you KNOW what did you get?"
"No, that's why I'm asking you about it." Neptune and Nepgear comically fell to the floor.
"Noble... That thing... That is a Processor Unit!"
"A Processor Unit? Isn't that thing usually kept on a PC or something?"
"On your world that might be it, but on this..." She paused for a moment "That is a CPU's symbol."
A lot of things went through Noble's head at that moment, but the most craziest thing he ever thought was this:
DID I BECOME A GOD?! I BECAME A CPU?!
"No... No... Histoire, you better be joking me..." Noble was the one shocked now. "Does that mean... I..."
She just nodded slowly, Neptune and Nepgear knew what they were talking about since they also had to use Processor Units to transform into CPUs on the UltraDimension.
"That's uber cool, Noble! You're one of us, now!" Neptune said, happily.
"But wait!" Histoire interrupted "He didn't pick just ANY Processor unit!"
"Huh?" All three said in confusion
"You said that unit was GOLD, right?"
"Um... yeah... What does that have to do with anything?"
"It isn't on my tome, but people around us have been talking about a mysterious legend that they call 'The Legend of the Gold Heart'"
"Oooooooooh..."
"You don't have to do that, Nep." Noble said.
"Anyway..." Histoire continued "The Legend tells that there was once a CPU so powerful that almost everyone was afraid of. The CPU was a male, with a Golden Armor and a weapon he called the God Arc. At that time, a deity of darkness was putting terror on Gamindustri, and it was told that that deity could destroy all universes. But that CPU, along with some friends he gathered through his adventures, was able to defeat this dark deity and bring peace to Gamindustri. After that, this CPU wanted to live a normal life, since there weren't anymore enemies to deal with. So he left his Processor Unit behind and dissapeared. No one knew where that CPU went, some say he went to another dimension. Like how what happened with Neptune and Nepgear."
This legend is pretty long... Then again, some myths back on earth also have pretty long stories... Noble thought But... I wouldn't even DREAM of being a CPU like THAT...
"Wait..." Noble said, then extended his arm out, when he did, he materialized the God Arc he has been holding for these months, Histoire became even more shocked.
"That is Gold Heart's God Arc!" She said.
"So this sword/gun wasn't for nothing..." Noble confirmed, they were still wondering about that when a fly came into Noble's view.
"Eh... Flies." He wanted to swat it with the sword, but stopped when he heard three familiar voices say the same name at once.
"NOBLE!" He gasped.
"Lance!? Juvia!? Kelvin!?" He said while looking at the fly.
"Oh my god, Noble! We finally found you!" Kelvin said "We've been looking for you for a whole year, man! Where are you!?"
"It's kind of hard to explain, Kel."
"Oh, is someone inside this fly Noble?" Neptune asked.
"No..." Histoire said "Maybe it's..." She closely inspected the fly "Yeah! It's a drone!"
"Oh, that's how they're able to communicate with us!" Nepgear said "Maybe I can upgrade this drone to let us connect better..."
"Uh... Noble?" Juvia said "Who are these girls with you?"
"Oh, they're my new friends! I met them one year ago when I came here. This young one is Neptune, the 'looking-like' older is Nepgear and the little one is Histoire!"
"Eh? Neptune?" Lance said, confused. "Isn't that the name of the new SEGA Console?"
"Believe me, I didn't believe it myself when I heard it."
"Hi there! Noble is OK living here in Gamindustri!" Neptune said.
"Gamin-what?" Kelvin was confused.
"Like I said: It's hard to explain. Just fly the drone with us, we'll explain later." Noble said. After that little meeting, they went back to the Basilicom with the fly drone following close behind.
After a little off period where the fly drone was receiving some upgrades from Nepgear, it was activated again, this time, Noble and the rest could see their faces through the webcam they were using.
"Oooh, so what you said that you have friends from where you came is true!" Neptune said.
"Was that some sort of insult?" Noble asked her.
"Sorry!"
"Anyway..." The fly drone landed on a table. "So, as Neptune said before, I'm in Gamindustri. G-A-M-I-N-D-U-S-T-R-I. Got it?"
"Yeah, sure." Lance said "How did you get there?"
"Funny thing, actually: I was playing one of my games when I came across this mindless looking button. When I made my avatar press it, a blinding light came into me and next moment, I was here."
"That sounds..." Juvia started.
"Unbelievable, I know. But it happened, look at me!" Noble said, gesturing to himself.
"Yeah, seeing how you're in there, it does make it believable."
After that, Noble introduced the rest of the girls to his friends, Juvia kinda felt a little jealous that Noble was staying with all these girls on that world.
"So, Noble..." Lance started "What game were you playing to get teleported there?"
"I think it was... Fighting World Online."
"For XBOX1080?" Vert asked.
"Yeah! Oh, right, I almost forgot that the games back at my world also exist in yours." That left the friend trio surprised, the games of Planet Earth existed on Gamindustri?
"How is that possible?" Kelvin asked.
"I'll explain." Noble started "Each of these 4 girls here represent one of the gaming industries back there." He said while gesturing to Neptune, Noire, Blanc and Vert. "Neptune is SEGA; Noire is Sony; Blanc is Nintendo; Vert is Microsoft."
"Ooohhh."
"By the way, they also represent the consoles that exist there. Remember when you were surprised that Neptune had the same name as my console, Lance?"
"Yeah."
"That's because she represents said console." Lance just went wide-eye. "And there's more: Noire represents the PS8; Blanc the new Wii-Box, and Vert the XBOX1080!"
"And the girls behind them I suppose they're their sisters?" Kelvin said while looking at Nepgear, Uni, Ram and Rom.
"Yes." Noble confirmed "Nepgear is Neptune's, she represents the Game Gear. Uni is Noire's, she represents the PlayStation Portables. Ram and Rom are Blanc's, they represent the Memories, Ram being the Random Access, Rom being the Read Only."
"Vert doesn't have one?" Juvia asked. Vert's shoulders drooped.
"Don't... Go there..." Noble warned.
"Oops! Sorry, Ms. Vert!" Juvia apologized.
"But she does have someone who proclaims to be her sister!" Noble said. "Although she's kind of a Yandere..."
"Oh, god. I hope she isn't giving you much trouble... I've watched Mirai Nikki, you know." Lance said.
"Nah, she's cool! Her name's Hazoaki Chika." He said, pointing to the Oracle.
"Hello." She said.
"Hao!" Kelvin joked, Chika was taken back by that, but then Kelvin fell into laughter.
"Kelvin... Please... Stop..." Noble said, with a sweat rolling in his head. Chika had the same thing.
Noble's POV
I wanted to get some training, so I asked the CPUs if there was a place I could test my fighting skills against someone.
Blanc guided us to the LoWee Colosseum, where the "Smash Sisters Championship" happens, right now, it's not being used, so it's a perfect spot for training.
"OK, who are you going to choose to fight Noble?" Blanc asked. I was looking through the girls: Neptune, Noire, Blanc, Vert, Plutia, Peashy, Marvy and Tekken were there, the others would just watch.
"Hmmm..." It was getting a little hard to choose, none of them will be easy, I know that much, but maybe what I'll choose will be a little crazy...
"I choose..." The suspense was high. "Plutia."
"Transformed?" She asked. For some reason, the girls went into pure shock.
"Sure, why not?" After I said that, the girls just glomped me into the floor.
"ARE YOU CRAZY, NOBLE?!" They shouted.
"Hey! What's the big idea!?"
"Do NEVER tell Plutia to transform! That's the biggest mistake you can ever do!" Noire warned.
"Why!? Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on befo-" Well maybe I am too late, because we heard the noise of someone transforming.
"Oh shit." Everyone except me said. I shook the girls off of me and got up. Next thing I saw was... How can I put this?
It was kind of pretty curious.
"Well, shall we begin~?" Plutia changed DRASTICALLY from her normal form: Her hair was a deep Iris, greatly enforcing her title as Iris Heart, her clothes became more revealing and as a weapon...
A WHIP
"Is... That why you didn't want her to transform?" I said "Because she turns into... kind of a sadist?"
"Yeah..." All girls said with a sweat rolling down their heads.
A/N: If you're wondering: Yes, Noble already knew that Plutia was a goddess, but never told her to transform until now. Why do you think I skipped the story one year?
Wow... They are afraid of a single WHIP girl? I mean, sure, she is powerful while on HDD, but to be afraid of a sadist?
Jesus...
"You don't have to be afraid of a creepy sadist!" I argue with them. They went eye-wide on surprise. Even Iris was surprised. "I had an experience with a sadist myself! It was a bully on my school that liked to hurt other students because he said to himself: 'I am the best! No one can top me!' and stuff!"
"But... You don't want know how Plutia wants to... Er..."
"Punish someone?" I said; they got surprised again. Truth is, I have researched those stereotypes of Sadism and Masochism. With my One year here, I discovered that Tekken is a nice type of Masochist, I mean: She loves pain, but prefers for it to be just a little controlled. About sadism, this is the first girl I see, but I can already tell from her clothes that her type of sadism is kind of... sexual...
"Look, Iris." I turned back to the goddess waiting. "Like you heard, I had an experience with a sadist like you. So you better not underestimate me." I walked by her side going to the arena, but not without pecking her cheek to tease her a little.
"Okey Dokey, I'm ready!"
(This quote is from TheGamingSalmon when he was playing "Five Nights at Sonic's 4")
"This is your punishment for challenging me!"
"OK, you two... Get Ready..." Blanc was announcing.
"FIGHT!"
Iris lashed her whip at me, but I quickly dodged it and did 6 hits on her. She quickly recovers and hits me once with the whip, but misses the second lash and is hit forcefully by my foot, launching her backwards.
"This could be more fun than I expected... Hmhmhm!" She sure is creepy, but I've saw things WAY creepier than sadism or masochism for that matter. She lashes her whip some more, practically spamming it, but I'm quick to dodge them all.
"Quick Feet!" I launch my Original where I kick her various times doing 18 hits. But I'm caught by surprise because she lashed her whip catching me! She then swings the whip side by side and ends it by throwing me into the air. I landed HARD.
"Oof! Nice attack, Iris!" I get up like it was nothing.
"Oh, no need to flatter me."
"But now it's time to step up the game!" After I said that, I shoved my hand to the side and materialize my CPU God Arc. "How about it? Sword/Gun Vs Whip?"
"I can take it." She said without fear, but with a bit of coldness... Hmm.. I guess she's also very cold when in this form.
I was using the gun for this, attacking from a distance to start, I kept firing the blasts and Iris either avoided them or deflected them with her whip. OK, let's see her deflect this...
"Here I come!" I keep firing to keep her occupied and when I approached, I quickly transformed the gun in a sword and slashed away at Iris, landing 3 hits.
"I told you I would step up!" But she quickly jumped up and slashed at me, glad I had sharp senses and blocked it with the Sword, I changed back and shot at her. The blast landed on her, but was not very effective, like, pssh! Of course it wouldn't be, she's a goddess! But then she quickly came over me and lashed away, landing 10 hits on me. OK, now THAT hurt.
"Agh!" I felt the pain coursing through me, now I can't deny it.
"Awww... Over so soon? And you were starting to get so much fun..." Iris slowly approached me, I tried to lift myself up.
Dammit! That was unexpected! What do I do?! I thought, Iris was just coming closer and closer...
...when a light shone from me.
"Hey! What's the big idea!?"
Next thing I know, I'm in a very yellow place and I see the Processor Unit in front of me.
...Wait...
"Is this... Me... Transforming...?" I talk to myself. Maybe I am transforming myself into the Hard Drive Divinity form! I quickly grab the Processor Unit and put it inside me again. What comes next is a blinding light jointed by me transforming myself:
My hair turns from brown to pure yellow gold, my outfit changes from my clothes I was in to a gold with black stripes jumpsuit with some details in cyan, and my weapon, the God Arc, turns into a more agile figure.
So... I am awakening... Finally...
My inner god is awakening!
Because now... I am...
"Gold Heart..."
Back to 3rd Person.
(Play here: "Dimension Tripper!" by Nao)
When the lights faded out, the girls are surprised to see the person in front of them.
That person had a gold hair, gold jumpsuit with black and cyan details and a more lighter God Arc.
"N-N-Noble...?" Neptune said.
"You're kidding me!" Noire exclaimed.
"It's just like what the legend said..." Blanc said
"Wow!" Vert exclaimed.
Iris couldn't form words at what was in front of her, it was a different Noble, a VERY different one.
"OK." Noble spoke and snapped his eyes open, where his now gold eyes with the power button in them are shown "Let's Dance!"
After he said that, Iris couldn't react anymore, since Noble was now attacking her at a blinding speed, he firstly started swinging his sword, making 10 hits; then he launched her upwards with a punch and then changed to the gun, which was now looking like a GATLING GUN, that he used to shoot her 30 times. Then he put the arc on his back and kicked her downwards, now attacking her relentlessly using his fists and feet, Iris had literally no time to block his attacks and was being destroyed easily.
"The Finale!" Noble then un-sheathes the sword from his back and then makes a final slash to take her down.
The slash ends up stripping her from her jumpsuit, making her almost fully naked.
"KNOCKOUT!"
(music ends)
"Noble wins this fight!" Blanc said naturally, but her surprise was still not out of her. Noble swung his sword around and it landed on his shoulder, with the blade extending out.
"You did a great fight, Ms. Iris Heart." He said, then turned around and looked at her. "Oops, sorry, I seem to must have 'stripped' you. Hehehehe!"
"Argh... Very funny..." Iris said while standing up. "But I do agree that was an interesting fight, Noble-kun." Noble was kind of intrigued by this new Iris Heart, she wasn't making any sadist jokes or insulting him for losing, she was just being nice, like the normal Plutia.
Before he could think more about it, the rest of the girls approached him and almost glomped him.
"NOBLETHATWASAWESOME!" Neptune screamed.
"That was great, Noble!" Noire congratulated him.
"My darling, that was just splendid!" Vert exclaimed.
"I cannot take the feeling of surprise out of me, you did great, Noble." Blanc said.
"Hahahaha! OK girls, you can jump out of me now!" The girls did drop out of him, but Neptune was still grappling herself into him. "Neptune."
"Oh, OK." Neptune latched off of him.
"That was niiiiiiiice, Mr. Noble!" Plutia said, back on her normal form.
"Thanks, Pluto! You did well too."
"Pluto?" Plutia said, confused.
"It's just a nickname I want to give you, is that OK?"
"Ah, OK. Neptune calls me Plutie, you call me Pluto." After that, Histoire came from the CPUs and looked at Noble. He made the sword go.
"It's..." Histoire was in complete surprise and shock. "It's really you... Gold Heart."
"Gold Heart?!" Noire, Blanc and Vert exclaimed.
"Yes, the legend now confirms itself." Histoire said. "The Legend of the Gold Heart finally came to light."
This means... That I am awake... I am a CPU now... Noble thought, but then another worry crossed his mind.
"But wait! If I'm a CPU now... Doesn't this mean I need a nation or whatever!?" The girls just laughed at his worry.
"Hey, don't worry, we can sort something out if that's what you want... maybe." Histoire informed him.
"OH MY GOD, NOBLE IS A GOD!" Three distinct, but familiar voices buzzed on everyone's ears.
"Oh, it's you guys." Noble said to the fly drone that was flying above the arena.
"Noble, man! Wow! I don't...!" Lance said in shock.
"YOU. ARE. AWESOME, DUDE!" Kelvin shouted.
"Congratulations, Noble-San!" Juvia said.
"Thanks, guys!" Noble said. Finally, Gold Heart was awakened by Hisagane Noble, once though just a normal human.
Now the question starts being asked by everyone:
"What will happen next?"
OMG OK, THAT WAS RUSHED, BUT I DON'T CARE! I HAD TO DO IT!
Also, kudos to Lost Pause's new anime avatar and mascot! I saw the video and Noble and Lily look REAL COOL!
Crossover Short:
HEY, IT'S A FOX!
(Crossover: Sakura Spirit)
Noble was walking around the forests on the side of Planeptune, he wanted some time to relax before taking on other quests, he was also thinking on how would he handle being Gold Heart, the newest god in Gamindustri.
While he was walking around, he noticed a yellow tail peek out of a tree.
Trees don't have tails... He thought, but quickly changed his opinion when he heard two voices.
"So, we need to get a maiden's silk to complete this potion, but what is a maiden's silk again?" One was a young voice.
"Argh... I'm trying to remember here..." The other was an older, more mature voice. Noble decided to see who these voices belonged to.
But when he peaked behind the tree, he just came face to face with his greatest weakness:
Two fox-girls.
(A/N: Because Noble really loves Fox-Girls.)
"I'm certain it's a type of clothing, but not an intimate one." The one who said it was an older looking girl with a blue and black outfit and a silver-brown hair and tail (Machiko); the other was younger with an orange and white outfit and blonde hair and tail (Maeko).
"Um... A maiden's silk is what a girl wears when she's about to get married." Noble explains to them.
"Ah, yeah! It's what a girl wears when- Wait..." The older girl stopped and looked behind the younger girl. The younger girl did the same and looked behind her.
"I was just helping you, don't mind me!" Noble said, nervously.
"Oh, but we do want to know the man who helped us." The older girl said.
"Um... Okay!" Noble said. "I am Hisagane Noble."
"Hahaha! Your name's funny!" The younger girl said.
"It is, right? Hehe!"
"Well allow us to introduce ourselves..." The older girl started. "We are the Sakurano fox-sisters, I am Sakurano Machiko."
"And I am Sakurano Maeko!"
"Nice to meet you, girls!" But after their introductions are made, a swarm of Dogoos comes up to the three.
"AAGH! LITTLE MONSTERS!" Maeko screamed, then held herself on Machiko. Noble materialized his arc and slashed away at the swarm, defeating them.
"Easy enough." Noble said while de-materializing his arc.
"Whoa! That was awesome!" Machiko said. "Do you think you could teach us how to battle? We're gonna need it in this world!"
"OK, I guess I can help you!"
That was just it!
JESUS CHRIST, ALMOST 4K+ WORDS!? WHAT!?
Anyway... See you on next chapter!