Helooooo Internet!
Yeah, sorry about the text wrapping last chapter, I swear I fixed it, but it didn't save…
Also, I got a review from some Mr Goody two shoes or something, saying I am breaking FanFiction guidelines, I've been hearing a lot about him, and I'm glad that some people are reading! (heh, heh…)
I was planning to go all butthurt on you and stuff, claiming that we can do whatever we want etc. But I don't want to cause any future trouble with me and my colleagues (other writers who you sent stuff too). I will change my writing format next chapter, but all i ask is that you back off. Your sincere and somewhat helpful comments has caused a lot of unnecessary hate upon fellow writers, and i hate hate (yes, i hate hate)
For Reference:
1: Asgore
2: Flowey
3: Undyne
4: Frisk
5: Sans
6: Toriel
7: Papyrus
8: Mettaton
9: Alphys
10: Napstablook
Anyway, onto the story!
Josho: Y'know sans, at first you seemed like an unreachable person, but now I can really relate to you
Sans: why's that?
Josho: Were both lazy, we both like hoodies, I love ketchup…
Josho: We both dwell in a deep pit of depression, always knowing what is going to happen and what will ever be, only pulling us into an even darker life that we cannot live in anymore...
Josho: And your puns are awesome!
Sans: tibia honest, I really am a sansation with my humerus jokes
Josho and sans: hahahahahahahahahahahah
Scenario 7:
2 tells 9 that there pregnant, how does this pan out?
Flowey: I HATE THIS GAME!
Frisk: C'mon, you gotta learn to laugh
Sans: Otherwise you'll have a bad time listening to my hilarious jokes
Flowey: I'M NOT DOING IT!
Alphys: F-Flowey, it's just a game, I'll b-be over soon
Flowey: NEVER!
Sans: obviously we need something for those who are too chicken to do it
Flowey: Chicken? I'm no chicken! I AM A GOD!
Flowey: ALPHYS!
Alphys: *stifling a giggle* W-what is it?
Flowey: *sighs* I'M…PREGNANT!
Alphys: *now full on laughing*
Sans: wow, I didn't know that flowers could get pregnant
Frisk: And how?
Flowey: YoU wIlL aLl BuRn In HeLl WhEn I'm FiNiShEd WiTh YoU
Scenario 8:
3 and 6 are getting married tomorrow, I will just leave you with that…
Undyne: Well… OK!
Alphys: But… I thought…
Undyne: Its ok Alphys, it's just a game, I was just reacting as if it were real… platonically
Alphys: Oh, ok… wait…
Frisk: But, Mom, I thought sans liked…
Sans: *Dunks frisk* someone else? yeah, yeah that's right…
Asgore: *whispers to himself* C'mon fluffybuns, get yourself together…
Scenario 9:
On their first date, where do 5 and 8 go?
Mettaton: Well obviously we need to go to…
Sans: grillbys
Mettaton: …what I was going to say was one of my many…
Sans: grillbys
Mettaton: …no, what I meant was…
Sans: grillbys
Mettaton: Can you stop that?
Sans: no, were going to grilbys
Mettaton: … *trying to calm down* What I was going to say was one of my MTT brand…
Sans: grillbys restaurants?
Mettaton: *Blows a fuse, literally* WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME?!
Sans: fine
Mettaton: If this was real, I would have taken us to one of my greatest fine-dining restaurants, which is named…
Sans: grillbys?
Mettaton: OH MY *AUTOMATED CENSOR BEEP* GOD SANS I'M GOING TO *AUTOMATED CENSOR BEEP* KILL YOU INYOURSLEEPIFYOUSAYONEMORETHING…
Frisk: They make a great couple, don't they?
Papyrus: INDEED, INDEED…
*Hearing Mettaton yell at sans fills you with DETERMINATION*
I think you know the drill now, I say that this is my third chapter, ever, I say stuff to try to get you to follow/favourite and PM extra situations etc. etc.
Also, Mr Goody two shoes, I hope your reading this, I am not trying to fight you, I will change format to proper text, and I will now only allow suggestions through PM. But that doesn't mean you've won, I think i'm acting on the behalf of the whole Undertale community, please just back off.
Anyway, annoyed writer out.