Undertale: Situation Games

by ThePowerSurge

One day, Frisk finds a cool party game on the internet, so she decides to play it with her friends, nothing can go wrong, right? Wrong! Chaos will ensue, unprepared pairings will occur, awkward situations will happen, many awkward situations... (ok, that was a little over the top) (WARNING! ERRORtale may be attacking)

4. Would YOU smooch a monster?

"Helooooo Inter… ahem" as Josho fixes his mistake.
"Helooooo Ladies and Gentlemen! And welcome to a special edition of Situation Games, Would YOU smooch a monster?" says Josho, now wearing a red and black tux instead of his regular hoodie. He holds his hand flat above him, where a red neon sign lights up, saying "Would YOU smooch a monster?" with a heart instead of the 'o' on YOU. *Crowd goes wild, clapping and whistling *

"Today, loyal viewers…" Josho continues, "We observe our fabulous, romantic, majestic and scandalous fave monsters battle it out!" *pause for effect* "Tongue wrestle style!" The audience cheers.
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"Anyway!" Josho interrupts the commercial, "let's get back to the show!" *game show music plays, the audience goes wild* "Our first lucky was suggested by *looks at hand* Determined neko! And our first lucky couple is… *drum roll, curtains open* Sans and Flowey!"
*Sans is smiling on the white leather chaise lounge, watching Flowey screech in his microphone*
"So, who would like to make the first move?" Josho says seductively,
"i don't think anyone will for a while" sans says, still watching Flowey.
"NO! NEVER! I WON'T DO IT! NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER!" (f)
"aw come on azzy, it won't be bad, i tell ya that…" *audience laughs* (s)
"I told you my name is FLOWEY!" (f)
"Y'know" Josho interrupts "We need a way to make people get down 'n' dirty… wait… I have an idea…" *Josho summons his rapier, a long sword with red metal outlining the black blade, several ruby gems lining the hilt* "The violent way! Easy!" *the audience gasps*
*sans' eye glows* "watch it kiddo"
*Flowey cowers in his pot*
"Now now Azzy…" Josho leans into his pot, a sinister tone in his voice (Floweys pot, not Joshos (Josho has a pot?)) "All you have to do is lean in and place your sTupID face on that skeletons face or so help me sOmEOne will get a rather bRuTAl WeED tRiMiNg tONiGHT…"
"Yeah? You think you can scare ME?" Flowey somehow plucks up the courage to say "I am a GOD"

*Josho's eyes turn from blue to a deep shade of purple, then to a fire red, as the red on his sword glows brighter, like a poker*
Flowey leans back a little, before saying "FINE, don't think you've won… I just hate those eyes…"

*Eyes turn back to blue as his sword disappears* "Here it is! The big moment! Eyes on the Kissotron everyone! *Josho points up to a huge television screen, now lingering on sans and Flowey.
"welp" sans says "this'll be interesting…"
"I hate you…" Flowey replies

*since a skeleton doesn't have lips, and neither do flowers, their faces just awkwardly push togeather, Flowey screeching the whole time*

"Well… that… was… interesting… I guess?" Josho seemed lost for words, after all, it was the worst kiss he had ever seen "Well, hope to see you two lovebirds again on *Pause for audience to chime in* WOULD… YOU… SMOOCH… A… MONSTER! Woooohohoooooo! *audience claps*

*Drum roll pays again as a spotlight zooms around the stage* "And now…" Josho begins "For our next couple, suggested by *pulls out phone, types in passcode, waits 5 seconds to load, opens mail, waits for it to load, clicks on a link to go to 'Undertale: Situation Games', goes on reviews, finds the reviewer…* JohaJack! That's it… anyway… Our couple was suggested by JohaJack, and the lucky monsters are… *curtains open* Frisk and Alphys!"

*Crowd goes wild, Frisk is mildly blushing while Alphys has her face in her hands*
"Now ladies…" Josho says "You know the rules, Make out or *summons sword* Get out, literally"
"Hey, you know you can't use violence to make us kiss" Frisk says in an as-a-matter-of-fact way "Look in your contract"
*Josho looks in his contract* *Hang on… Josho never got a contract* *Why is he on stage?*
"Well…" Josho says as he puts away his sword "Maybe I was never gonna use it… yeah! I was gonna feed you to… *face darkens* the fangirl pit…" *Josho points to a hole in the wall, where millions of fangirls are crawling around like bugs*

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"o-oh my…" Alphys stutters…
"W-well, I guess we have no choice! Heh…"
"Yeah! Alphy has the right idea!" Undyne yells from the crowd, "Show 'er what you're made of girl!"
"don't worry kiddo… its only international humiliation and proof that you are a lesbian, it'll be fine" sans said from offstage, trying to encourage the now full on blushing girl, which probably didn't help the situation.
Josho was now impatiently smiling to the audience "Just. Do. It. Already." He shout-whispered to the both blushing couple. Frisk looked at Alphys, who was staring at something on the roof, and then glanced at the fangirl pit, deciding which one would be worse. She quickly decided Alphys and pulled her into an unexpected kiss, nearly pulling her off the lounge. Frisk then immediately terminated the session, contemplating if she should reset and jump into the pit…

"What? Oh god dammit… I missed it…" Josho said, almost disappointed, "Oh well… anyway. That, ladies and gentlemen, was quite the show! I… think… Moving on!"

"Now ladies and gentlemen…" Josho continues again, rethinking his life choices in the process, "We tonight, are in presence of an amazing monster, master spaghettiore, puzzle extraordinaire, yes it's him! The one and only Great Papyrus!"
"NYEH HEH HEH!" The Great Papyrus himself said, walking onto the stage and sitting next to Josho, "IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE HUMAN #2!" repeated papyrus.
"Oh it sure is papy! Now, I bet your wondering why I called you on stage, right?"
"INDEED! I AM QUITE CURIOUS AS TO WHO I WILL KISS TONIGHT!"
"Well, you sure will be surprised! Heck I don't know the answer!"
"Anyway" said Josho, terminating the conversation, "Thanks to our good friend Goldentrap, Papyrus' second half is… *opens note, his face scrunches up reflexively* "oh god fontcest…" Josho thought he whispered, but his microphone amplified the whisper, the crowd gasping in shock, "Ahem… the lucky couple tonight is… Sans…" Josho semi-choked out.
*Sans was pushed out onto the stage by two bodyguards, as he passed Josho whispered "Sorry bro, it was the reviewers…"*
"HELLO BROTHER, ARE YOU HERE TO KISS SOMEONE TOO?" Papyrus obliviously said to his now blueberry of a brother, "heya paps… yeah I'm here to kiss… someone", *crowd oooohs*
"*gag* Nice! Romantic action already! Everyone, look at the Kissotron! I sure won't!" Josho announced to the intently staring crowd.
"SO, WHO ARE YOU KISSING BROTHER?" Paps intently asked,
"C'mon Sans! You'll be fine, it's only international humiliation and proof that your both gay and like incest, I'll be fine!" Frisk yelled from offstage, returning the favour to sans.
"WHAT IS THE HUMAN TALKING ABOUT?"
"ok, look like I don't have a choice", sans placed his skull against papyrus's, since skeletons don't have lips, the two skulls were just pushed together awkwardly, reminiscent of the first kiss of the night.
"Oh god I was watching that one…" Josho turned towards the audience, "Well ladies and gentlemen, that sure was scandalous, I am sure… from your points of view *shudders* Hey MTT, can I get some of that brain bleach you're selling now?"

*10 minutes of brain bleaching later, both for Josho and everyone else* "Well beauties and gentlebeauties, I just want to thank you for watching tonight, whenever you were staring on your TV screen or in the room yourself. Also that reminds me, those who sat next to the pit will get a full refund, for 'health and safety violations' or whatever." Josho concluded, finally.
"Also, don't forget to PM me for more situations, just in case I didn't make it clear last chapter, I won't accept situations from reviews, only constructive criticism, praise isn't helping, although it always flatters me when someone praises my work (In Goldentrap's words *This is amazing*) Naw, your amazing!"
"Seriously, this is my first story, ever, and I'm glad that people are reading and enjoying it! There is also a Fallout fic in the works for those who are also Fallout fans, otherwise, just ignore it."
"Anyway, Josho The Presenter…" *pauses for audience to chime in* OUT! WOOOHOOOO! *clapping and whistling erupts from the crowd as the curtains close*