Helooooo Internet!
I've set a new record, 4 chapters in a row! Unfortunately, I probably won't go back to daily chapters after this, now that I'm writing that fallout fic, and apparently I also have a LIFE outside of the internet (I know, shocking)
Also, in a lot of my spare time I've just been binge watching Rick and Morty, my now favourite cartoon, but wait! There's more! I was going to post a couple of days ago the reactions for the kisses, but no matter how I wrote it, it turned out crap, and I refuse to post anything that is crap, so I guess I'm skipping them (Ah well, you didn't miss out on too much, only papyrus reacting to sans and Flowey kiss).
For reference:
1: Asgore
2: Flowey
3: Undyne
4: Frisk
5: Sans
6: Toriel
7: Papyrus
8: Mettaton
9: Alphys
10: Napstablook
It's 3am, and Josho had done nothing all night but type, typing out his thoughts like he normally does, after all, the script for the kissing show turned out great! But now, it simply wasn't, for you see, Josho had screwed up and forgot to add the reactions, "That's ok!" He thought "I can add them in tomorrow's chapter!" Boy was he wrong! But then came the tragic disease that plagues 's writers day after day… writers block, a disease so chronic, it can leave writers hands immobile for days…
"Crap…" Josho stared at his doctor's certificate, it was now noon the next day, Josho was sent to hospital after Toriel found him at his desk, his hands shaking on the keyboard, "I never knew writers block was an actual sickness"
Scenario 13
4 and 5 are dating and are expecting a baby, what is everyone's reactions? – From SadLucarioWarrior
"Wait…" Josho interrupted before anyone could react, "4 and 5… Sans and Frisk… Was this planned? Did YOU plan this? Don't act dumb I KNOW you're reading this!"
"CALM DOWN HUMAN! I'M SURE IT WASN'T PLANNED" Papyrus stated,
"still better than last night" Sans added,
"WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT LAST NIGHT?"
Don't freak out and start shipping fontcest on this Fiction, nope, you see, the brain bleach is stronger on certain people, also you know me, this is my reaction to fontcest *Throws it in a bin, burns it, all while holding up a crucifix yelling "OUT OF THIS FICTION! OUT OF THIS FICTION!" A.K.A. I hate fontcest, k?*
"nothing wrong bro…"
"EXACTLY! UNDYNE SAID WE JUST SAT DOWN AND WATCHED ANIME ALL NIGHT!"
"exactly bro…" sans said, trying to move the conversation away from this particular topic.
"Anyway, we should start…" Josho said, also trying to move the conversation along, "Frisk, apparently you and sans are dating and you're pregnant, how will everyone react? Because I'm just gonna assume that monsters and humans have the same method of reproduction and can reproduce between themselves…"
"Well, I guess that's ok…" Frisk begun reacting, "I mean I've always wanted to be a mother"
"k" sans reac… can you even call that a reaction?
"SANS! BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FATHER!" Papyrus reacted, I'm using the verb reacted too much aren't I? I'm gonna need a thesaurus…
"well, you see paps, i'm really more of an uncle type, I wouldn't make a good father, but I would make a great uncle!" sans retorted,
"I have an idea!" Frisk added, she whispered into sans' ear something inaudible,
"oh… my… god… kid you're a genius… heh… guys!" everyone looked at sans, "i'm gonna make a great DUNCLE aren't i?" everyone laughed, except for papyrus.
"OH, I'M SURE YOU WILL BE SANS… WAIT…"
7 and 4 must fight, how will this play out? – From Josho123
"FINALLY!" Josho yelled, "An opportunity for a fight! I've been waiting for ages to write this! To the arena everyone!"
*everyone is teleported to a stadium, with sans and papyrus in the middle"
"Ok, the rules are…" Josho announces from a commentator's box, "You will fight until either a fighter is near death or a fighter gives up"
3…
2…
1…
FIGHT!
"HUMAN, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, BUT I WILL DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET HURT, OK?"
*'BONETROUSLE' plays*
"NYEH! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!"
*millions of bones rush at frisk, she dodges them all*
Fight – Act – Item – Mercy
Act – Flirt
"FLIRTING? NOT NOW FRISK, AT LEAST TEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US!
*Millions of blue bones and one orange bone fly at frisk, dodged again*
Item – Spaghetti
*Frisk ate the spaghetti, at least its edible, RESTORED 1 HP*
"W-WOWIE! YOU ATE MY SPAGHETTI! I AM SO… HUMAN! STOP IT YOUR DISTRACTING ME…"
*Millions of orange bones and one blue one fly at frisk, dodged*
Mercy – Spare
"SO YOU WON'T FIGHT… VERY WELL, AT LEAST LET ME SHOW YOU… MY SPECIAL ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH!"
*Papyrus summons two Gaster blasters, frisk readies herself for a tough attack… but instead of lasers being shot, spaghetti spews out of the blasters mouths*
"AH, ISN'T MY SPECIAL ATTACK MARVELOUS?" Papyrus said with pride, all while frisk was trying to get spaghetti of herself.
"aw man, they grow up so fast…" sans muttered from the seats.
9 and 1 must tell each other something that the other doesn't know – From Josho345
"I don't WANT to" Flowey immediately answered,
"All right then…" Asgore answered back, "I will go first…"
"I swear if he says he still likes Toriel I'm gonna…" Josho whispered
"Actually… I've given up on her, I've moved on" Asgore answered, to Josho's surprise.
"Well… heh… congratulations!" Josho awkwardly congratulated Asgore,
"GOOD WORK KING ASGORE!" Papyrus added
"you did well" Sans
"Hell YEAH! You did it fluffybuns!" Undyne added
"G-good work!" Alphys gave a thumbs up
"Marvellous work darling, good luck finding your true love~" Mettaton just had to add
"that's… great…" Napstablook
"Good work… Dad" Frisk said
"Ahem…" Toriel interrupted the crowd, "Asgore, good to see that you have moved on, I wish you luck for your future." Toriel added before the crowd came back, congratulations all around.
"Hey! I'm here too!" Flowey was now trying to get attention, "I have an interesting life! I'm the prince of all monsters for god sakes! Anyone? ANSWER ME! I am your future king!"
Thanks for reading this chapter, don't forget to like and subscribe… dammit I'm turning into a youtuber, which brings me to the point… I've hidden two YouTube references in this chapter, one in the intro and one in the fontcest author's note. You should find the second one if you've been watching Undertale vine complimations… oh who am I kidding of course you have. The first one is a little harder to understand, watch 'theodd1'sout comic', there hilarious (hint hint)
Also, from now on, don't expect frequent chapters, maybe once or twice a week, maybe more, because in Australia we have two weeks of school holidays now, and I don't have internet at my house (I upload at school), BUT in this time, I should be able to write tons of these chapters and hopefully finish my fallout fic, which I will upload one chapter a day once finished.
Also, thank you for reading my authors note don't forget to follow and favourite (basically FanFiction's like and subscribe button), also, PM me situations, I see people who follow/favourite and don't write in situations, yes, I know who you are.
Anyway, Youtuber Josho out!