Helooooo Internet!

Just in case no one noticed, I posted my fallout story, if you like fallout, check it out! I've also got several Undertale one-shots in the works and another fully-fledged Undertale story in mind. By the way, papton hate in this chapter, if you ship it, GTFO (Don't actually)

Anyway, onto the story!

Frisk walked up to Undyne and Alphys house and knocked on the door, several seconds later Frisk heard shouting from the other side…
"Alphys! Can you get that?"
"I-I'm in the middle of something here!"
"I can't get it! I'm watching this AWESOME fighting scene!"
"Undyne, did you start watching that new episode without me?"
"Yeah… sorry alph, I'll get the door…"
Five seconds later, Undyne opened the door, she was still in her pyjamas, even though it was 2:00 in the afternoon, "Who is it… oh hey punk! What's up?"
"Undyne…" Frisk began, "Could you tell me what shipping is?"
Undyne turned as red as DETERMINATION, "W-well… Hey Alphys! The human wants you!" Undyne shouted downstairs before sprinting away, soon enough Alphys came to the door, wearing her regular lab coat with splashes of robot oil on it,
"Oh… heya Frisk, what's wrong?"
"Could you tell me what 'shipping is? Undyne won't tell me…" Frisk asked again to the now blushing Alphys,
"Oh… w-well I… w-where did y-you hear it from?"
"Josho said he 'shipped' Mettablook, whatever that means"
"Oh…W-well that's typical of him…" Alphys muttered "after all… Papyton is better!"
"I heard that Alphy~" Mettaton yelled from downstairs
"WHO SAID PAPYTON WAS BETTER?!" Josho yelled from the house next door "COME AT ME!"
"PAPYTON?" Papyrus yelled from the same house, "THAT HAS HALF OF MY NAME IN IT!"
"WELL YOUR NAME IS IN THE WRONG PLACE PAPS!" Josho yelled back "YOUR BEAUTIFUL NAME DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SUCH TRASH! Damn this fanbase is fucked up sometimes…"
"Can someone please tell me what shipping is?!" Frisk desperately called out.

Speaking of shipping…

1 and 9 must be shipped for a day, full stop

"Ohh yes darling~ I just knew the two of you were perfect!" Mettaton began, naming himself the captain of the S.S. Alphgore,
"Well, this will be interesting…" Asgore thought to himself, basically predicting this whole situation
"N-no… it's n-not w-w-what it l-looks l-like! I l-like Undyne!" Alphys stammered, face In hands,
"Hmph, that's what you get for shipping Papyton" Josho huffed, still pissed at someone,
"Well personally Alphys…" Mettaton added "You shouldn't ship your best friends together, it's very rude you know~"
"so i guess this is revenge for all those times you've shipped me and tori together" sans added, "were just friends y'know"
"And me and that demon inside my head" Frisk added to the list of ships,
"And, for some reason, me and Papyrus! That's gross!" Undyne continued
"G-guys, please… i-i-I wasn't a-actually thinking y-y-you would be couples!" Alphys said, interrupting the list of ships, "I-I-I was j-j-just joking, a-a-and I thought they w-w-w-would be c-cute, you know?"
"Well… I guess we can't blame her for being the otaku she is" Josho said, forgiving Alphys in the process,
"yeah, i guess…" sans added
"ITS OFFICIAL, YOU ARE FORGIVEN DOCTOR ALPHYS!" Papyrus said
"Oh come on!" Mettaton pleaded, "This was going to be the best ship of all time! So much drama!"

(Who else ships Alphgore? I'm adding this to my list of favourite crack ships")

9 and 6 must kiss, how does 10 react? - From yours truly

Alphys was practically dead, she was lying on the floor, face in shirt, blush so bright it shone through the shirt,
"Poor Alphys…" Josho muttered, "She's been so involved this chapter… eh, whatever, kiss kiss kiss KISS KISS KISS KISS!"
"KISS KISS KISS… WAIT, WHY ARE WE CHANTING KISS ALL OF A SUDDEN?" Papyrus questioned,
"For a good cause Paps, for a good cause"
"i don't think she'll do it tori" sans whispered to Toriel, who was looking at the embarrassed heap,
"It is ok, I can fix this…" Toriel said, before leaning down and pecking Alphys on the small amount of skin she had showing, which caused Alphys to retreat into her shell more, squealing slightly.
"Hey punks! What did I miss?" Undyne shouted walking into the room, "…wait, what happened to Alphy? Wait, never mind, I can fix this" Undyne picked up Alphys like you would pick up a cat curled in a ball and carried her to the couch, where she lay her down. Undyne then tried to pull her out of her shirt somehow, we won't dwell on the basics.
"…Anyway, moving on!" Josho interrupted, drawing the attention away from the horrid discourse happening on the couch,
"hang on… if alphys likes undyne, then why did she act that way around tori?" sans questioned to Undyne,
"Well, she never made it clear…" Undyne started, temporarily stopping the pulling, "But I'm pretty sure Toriel is Alphys' second crush, don't ask why"

If 2 and 6 went to college together, what courses would they take? - From Masking What Remains (I know, this isn't an exact transcription)

"Hmmm…" Flowey hummed, looking at the college flyer, "I think I would take a bachelor in Soul Harvesting"
"Asriel… you know that doesn't exist" Toriel scolded the flower
"My name is not Asriel!" Flowey scolded back, "I am Flowey!"
"If you insist…" Toriel looked at her flyer, "Can you take a baking course?"
"No, you'll need an apprenticeship for that…" Josho said, looking at his own flyer, "Also Flowey, to be accepted into a Soul harvesting course you'll need at least a Biology honors, as well as prerequisites in Extension Mathematics, Physical Activities and Sports Studies Extension 2, Biology Extension 1 and last but not least have done at least one extracurricular activity involving the College. Oh, and you need an ATAR score of at least 95%, and a professional recommendation, and prior experience in the area"
"What does that mean?" Flowey questioned,
"tldr version, have you been to school?"
"No"
"Well good luck getting that course" Josho said, leaning back on the couch. "Gee, I'd make a great career counselor, wouldn't I?"

For those who had no idea what I was talking about in the last chapter, Australia has a slightly different tertiary education system, first of all, to get a particular course in college you would need to take the HSC, basically a test to see if your good enough to go to college, the score you receive from the test is called an ATAR, and that magic number is what gets you into college. Also some courses require prerequisites in particular subjects to be able to enter in that course. (To be honest, I have no idea if this is actually different or not)

Anyway, the well-read scholar OUT!