Hello again internet,

Man, it's been ages since I've posted anything, you can thank my school work and my broken keyboard for that, now I have to use an external (ugh).

With the little spare time I have I've been writing a one-shot spin-off for ckbrothers story 'Undertale: Dimensional Souls' (probably not the exact name, and yes, I am writing FanFiction of FanFiction)

Anyway, onto the story!

"Josho… wake up, it's, like, twelve-o-clock" A young girls voice pierced the teenager-in-questions dream, it was a really cool dream too… what was it?
"HUMAN #2! I DEMAND THAT YOU WAKE UP! WE HAVE PUZZLES TO DO!"
"C'mon punk! Me 'n' Alphy have been waiting all day!" Turns out Josho was joining Alphys and Undyne on the yearly binge of the new Mew Mew Kissy Cutie series.
"hang on, i can get 'im up…" There was a slight pause before the voice turned sinister, "it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing… flowers are blooming… on days like these, kids like you…"
"ALRIGHT!" Josho immediately stood up in his bed, "I'M UP I'M UP I'M UP! Oh, it's just you guys" Josho looked around the room to see Frisk, Undyne, sans and Papyrus, "Why did you wake me up?"
"You haven't posted anything in 2 weeks, people probably think your dead" Frisk responded to a sighing Josho,
"uuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh, why now? You know what? Fine, this fic isn't dead yet!"

5 and 6 are hyped up on coffee. How do 7, 4 and 8 react? – From SadLucarioWarrior

*2 in the morning*
Frisks eyes were wide open, which you may think is weird because normally they look closed, but it's a figure of speech, anyway, the reason she wasn't asleep was because one; an MTT show was blaring downstairs, its light shining directly into frisk's room, and secondly, the sound of furious keyboard clicks were coming from the study, this could only have one explanation, Toriel and Sans were hyped up on coffee, again.
"SANS!" Papyrus yelled from the opposite room, "TURN THAT TV DOWN! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"i would if i could bro…" sans sleepily yelled from downstairs
"Please, I admire that you are watching another rerun of my sitcom 'That's Mettaton!', but even I need my beauty sleep~" Mettaton yelled back from the guest room,
"Mom, why don't you stop and go to sleep? It's keeping everyone awake…" Frisk mumbled to the erratically typing Toriel,
"I will just finish this stack of reports… and maybe another… never mind, I will just do ten… stacks" Toriel tiredly responded.
Frisk saw papyrus and Mettaton storm past her room, curiosity overtook and frisk walked out to see the commotion, turns out Papyrus and Mettaton were trying to lift sans off the couch using every means possible, robot strength, blue magic, even just simple dragging, but any attempts were rendered futile because sans simply refused to move,
"BROTHER, PLEASE JUST GO TO BED, IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"
"nah"
"Well surely you feel tired? Isn't this bad for you darling?"
"i'm fine"
"ALRIGHT! THAT IS IT!" Papyrus turned off the TV and reached for the home phone "DON'T MAKE ME CALL UNDYNE!"
"please don't, she'll be angry"
"Well, go to bed, and we won't call Undyne, simple"
"what if i don't wanna"
"THEN WE WILL CALL UNDYNE!"
"so what if i do go to bed?"
"WE WON'T CALL UNDYNE!"
"fair enough, you've got me, I won't go to bed"
"WELL THEN, I WILL CALL UNDYNE!"
"didn't you just say you will call undyne if i went to bed?"
"AH FORGET IT!"

9 is shipping Fontcest, Sansby, Sansisk, Papyrisk and Joshiel (JoshoxToriel), how do they react? – From SadLucarioWarrior

*IRL me be like "Holy crap I'm being shipped"*

"So yeah…" Alphys concluded, "Those are my OTP's, I guess? Heh…"
"…" Josho was simply speechless as he stared at the list, "ok, Papyrisk is OTP and sansby is ok, but why Fontcest? WHY?!"
"wait" sans questioned, "how do you ship me 'n' grillby, me 'n' paps AND me 'n' frisk? i mean, yeah, grillby would be a…"
"DON'T" Papyrus warned sans before the inevitable pun,
"…pretty HOT boyfriend, but…"
"BROTHER I DISOWN YOU!" Papyrus yelled before storming out of the room
"Three ships centred around you? Gee, that's pretty lucky" Josho whispered to the ever-smiling sans,
"didn't you see the last one?" sans pointed towards the last ship, which caused Josho's eyes to both widen and shrink,

"Joshriel? Me… and… Toriel? But why? Toriel is, like, a thousand years old, and…"
"A thousand and twenty-two, if I may contribute" Toriel contributed,
"Alphys, please explain" Josho said, turning to Alphys, but he had nothing to turn too, Alphys ran away ages ago.

Papyrus stormed out of the room after hearing sans' horrible fire pun and ended up walking into the lounge room, where frisk was lying down, doing something on her phone, Papyrus decided he had nothing else to do, so he sat down as well.
"HELLO FRISK! WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT THERE… DISCUSSING? YOU DID MAKE THE GAME AFTER ALL!"
"Yeah, well, I was, but then this Josho guy showed up and kind of took over the whole thing, whose idea did you think it was to make it into a television show?"
"I GUESS THAT IS TRUE… SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?"
"I have an idea, I looked at the reviews and found a situation just for me, I guess I'm doing… research"

4 pranks everyone, what are their responses? – From SadLucarioWarrior (this is going to be EPIC)

*Sans and Papyrus' POV*

"Who will Jessica choose? Damion or the fabulous Mettaton? Find out after these messages, on 'That's Mettaton!'"
Taking the ad break to his advantage, sans stood up, took a step, and then took a 'shortcut' to the kitchen, where he opened the fridge, he was faced with a familiar sight, half of the fridge was filled with Papyrus' Pasta creations, he started cooking Lasagne again, and thankfully no dog has been eating it, unless you count the small, white dog eating it right now. Ignoring it, sans turned to his side of the fridge, where a bottle of ketchup sat, taking it out of the fridge, he took the same 'shortcut' back to the TV, just in time for the show to start again.
"Look, Jessica, I know Damion has been there for you since Middle School, but this is your future now, don't you want to be a Movie star, like me, the Fabulous Mettaton?"
Sans unscrewed the ketchup lid,
"Yes, of course that is what I want! But, I don't want to hurt Damion's feelings, I'm sure he loves me, just as I loved him…"
Sans lifted the ketchup bottle to his mouth, or lack of mouth,
"Screw Damion, so what if a few people have to have their hearts broken? That's show business baby!"
Right on cue, the 'ketchup' connected with sans' mouth, immediately triggering a sensation that was definitely not given off by regular ketchup…
"gahOHMYGOD! HELP! IT BURNS!" sans teleported to the kitchen, where he began filling his skull with water, or he would be, if the tap wasn't turned off, thinking fast, sans started filling his skull with bread, not the most good-looking way to deal with hot sauce, but it was close enough.

*Undyne's POV*

"I'm just getting changed Alphy!" that wasn't the reason why Undyne was going to her room, no, the SharkSignal was called, that meant she was needed, stepping into the walk-in-robe, Undyne closed the door and pressed a concealed button, almost immediately, the wiring of gears were heard, and the racks of clothes and shoes were pushed into the walls, being replaced with computer screens and navy-blue metal, the computer screens showing a modified version of the 'Dating HUD'.
"WELCOME, SHARKWOMAN, SHALL I REVEAL THE ARMOUR?" A computerised male voice with an British accent spoke,
"Yeah, also, prime the SharkMarine, be ready to roll out at any minutes notice"
"OF COURSE MISS UNDYNE" More gears started to whirr, as a platform in front of Undynes feet opened up, slowly raising to reveal a cylinder glass container, except something wasn't right, the SharkWoman armour which was supposed to be in the case was… modified,
Upon the armour being revealed, it wasn't the standard black and navy-blue suit that copied the armour Undyne wore in the underground, instead, it was pink, with Hello Kitty and My Little Pony stickers on it.
"W…What? Who did this?! SharkComputer! What happened?!"
"WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED, MISS UNDYNE? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ORDERD THIS, WEREN'T YOU?"
"NO! I NEVER AUTHORISED THIS! WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THIS?!"
"DIDN'T YOU ALLOW YOUR FRIEND, MISS FRISK, TO DO THIS?"
"Hang on…" Undyne checked the SharkComputer, bringing up a list of the incoming SharkSignals, and found that the one who sent it was sent by id code 374632848719847, which happened to be Frisk's ID code…
"NYAHH!" Undyne screamed, throwing a spear at the wall next to the armour, "Dammit, looks like I was beaten this time… but I will NEVER GIVE UP! I swear to god, I, SHARKWOMAN, WILL GET YOU BACK! NYAHHHH!"

*The Pranks Wars are… to be continued…

Woah, that chapter was longer than I expected, I guess that is me making up for not posting in ages, also, there will be another chapter out in a couple of days, I've been loaded with situations and I'm kinda finding it hard to fit it all into a chapter now, which is ironic since a couple of days ago I had nothing.
Plus… are you guys conspiring against me? I directly tell you guys I dislike Fontcest and Soriel, and suddenly, there are more and more situations with the combinations 5 & 6 and 5 & 7, this is suspicious to say in the least… eh, whatever's entertaining to you guys.

Anyway, suspicious writer is out!