*The Prank War… continues…

*knock knock* someone was knocking on the door, wonder who that could be? Since sans was still in his room 'recovering', papyrus was manically trying to cook more lasagne and Josho was god knows where, Frisk opened the door, not surprised to see what resembled an angry mob, which consisted of her friends, immediately, they all started talking at once,
"My child, were you responsible for switching the sugar and the salt?" Toriel asked, holding what looked like a cinnamon-butterscotch pie, except it looked saltier, Asgore on the other hand, simply looked traumatised, probably because there was a particular flower stuck in his beard, "GeT mE OuT oF tHiS dAmNeD fUrBaLl!"
Mettaton rushed to the front of the crowd, desperately clutching Frisks sweater, "Frisk baby, please help me! This song… what is it? It's driving me crazy!" Upon closer inspection, Dogsong was playing on a loop from Mettaton's speakers, and it seemed he couldn't turn it off, on cue, the small white dog that was mentioned last chapter ran out of the house, soon followed by an angry Papyrus wearing an apron labled 'KISS THE GREAT PAPYRUS (NYEH), holding a soup ladle of sorts, "DAMMIT! COME BACK HERE MEDDLING CANINE!"
Alphys was desperately trying to talk to Undyne over the phone, but couldn't seem to understand a word, "I'll be over in a-a second… w-what? Hang on" Alphys pulled out a Japanese language chart, "Y-you want revenge? Don't you think that's a little extreme?" That's right, the language on Alphys phone was changed to Japanese, turns out even after all the Anime, she still couldn't understand it properly.
"So, I bet you're all wondering who pranked you, correct?" Frisk giggled before revealing the obvious answer, "Yup, it was me!" Everyone turned to Frisk, before putting on a face of confusion
"What? Y-you? But why? Y-you've never done anything like that before" Alphys questioned,
"Well, a situation told me to do it, but…" Frisk moved out of the doorway, "The best part is, I wasn't supposed to do this until Tuesday, when it would have its own chapter special, so Josho's schedule will be completely destroyed!"
On cue, Josho walked past the door, holding a sheet of paper, "Alright, people we have 3 situations to do, so let's… wait, what's happening?"
"I pranked everyone" Frisk simply responded,
"You pranked everyone? But… that wasn't meant to happen until Tuesday, and you've revealed it, so it's Tuesday evening… but it's not Tuesday evening… it's Sunday morning… but the schedule says that it's Tuesday… oh god… what's happening! OhgodOhgodOhgod" Josho panicked, walking away…
frisk held out a hand to the group and they all high fived her, "Perfect"

4 and 7 start going out, what is 5's reaction? – From Thriller Killer (cough-definitely-not-planned-or-anything-cough)

"Hey sans!" Frisk yelled, waking into the room, holding papyrus' hand, "We're going out!"
"YES, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, YOUR BROTHER, FINALLY HAS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A 'GIRLFRIEND', ISN'T THAT GREAT!?"
"k" Sans responded with his signature half-hearted response,
"SANS, BE MORE PROUD OF US, TONIGHT, WE WILL BE GOING ON A DATE! ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!"
"k"
"Sans, at least pretend to be proud of us"
"k", sans thought of something to say, "i… guess you make a cute couple"
"OF COURSE WE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE! AFTER ALL, 'WE' ARE VERY GREAT!"
On cue, Alphys walked into the room, "Guys! I've finally fixed my phone! N-now we can…" Alphys stared at the couple for about two seconds before fainting,
"someone should get her out of here, still, i guess I am proud of you guys, have fun, oh and frisk" sans turned to the girl, his eyes black, "If You Lay A Finger On Him, You Will Be Dead Where You Stand"

Papyrisk is actually OTP, and this pairing *may* be canon in the main story, I for one would like to see this be a thing *cough-then-people-can-stop-shipping-fontcest-cough*

1 and 5 found Undertail of 8, and 8 walks in, what is 8's reaction? – From Guest

"Sans, please explain, what are we doing on this website?" Asgore asked the shivering smiling skelly, "dunno, just keep on browsing, oh my god, i can't believe i said that" The two scrolled through page after page of Toriel, sans, Undyne, Muffet, Monster kid, pretty much everyone, until thay saw the top half of Mettaton,
"hey, is this an actual proper photo...? wait, oh god, nope nope"
"What is he doing to Papyrus?!"
"i don't know, just get it off!"
"Get what off, sans?" Mettaton rolled into the room, which caused Asgore and sans to go into full panic mode, sans Gaster Blaster'd the monitor, ripping it to shreds, while Asgore pulled out his trident and began smashing the Desktop computer to smithereens.
"… well then… What was on that screen, if I may ask?" Mettaton asked the definitely-not-suspicious couple,
"n-nothing… no… nothing at all…"
"We were… um… typing up confidential papers… and… well…"
"Hang on a tic..." Mettaton pulled out his phone,
"oh god, i just remembered, we didn't clear our browser history, which means that…"
"…Mettaton can access the history on his phone?" Asgore finished,
"…y-y (gulp) yes…"

"Ah! Here it is… what is 'Undertail'? Never mind… it's loading… what the… * has stopped working*" With that, Mettatons body collapsed to the ground, awkwardly bending his arm.
"whew, that was close" sans said, back to his smiling self, walking out of the room with Asgore, "lucky we didn't receive any permanent psychological damage, right fluffybuns?"
"Yeah, about that…" Asgore awkwardly shuffled, "Seeing all those… pictures… of Toriel"
"oh god, don't say all of your hard work getting over her was put to waste"
"Well, maybe? It's not like I wanted to, I tried to resist, but, seeing those…"
"no descriptions, please, we are trying to keep this PG" sans sighed, "seriously, you need to get yourself together fluffybuns, one minute you're finished, next you want 'er back, you have to…"
"Hang on, maybe I have one more shot!" Asgore sprinted down the stairs to the kitchen,
"here we go again…" sans said, sighing

5 shows his true power to 3. If this was before the "pacifist" would you let him join the guard? Also 5 gives everyone a bad time. SEPARATELY – From Guest

"Ok, this is where I take an intervention" Josho announced to you, the reviewers, "This is where I make a choice as to whenever I allow fighting outside of the arena or if I should only keep fights to the arena, I don't want this to get out of hand and have literally everyone dead, and then having to magically revive them somehow, but for now, I will only do the first half if the situation and ONE volunteer to get dunked on, k?"

"OK! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" Undyne screeched at the already half asleep sans, everyone was in the arena, with an exception of Undyne, sans and a dummy, who was in the main fighting ring.
"y'know, i really don't wanna use my 'full power' on something that's innocent"
"IT CAN'T EVER BE GUILTY! IT'S A DUMMY! IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSIBLE FOR A TRAINING DUMMY TO GET LOVE!"
"fine"

*Song that might play when you fight sans starts*

Dummy appeared!

Act – Check

Dummy: 0 atk 0 def: It's literally a training dummy

… … …

Dummy looks bored already

FIGHT

Sans summons 1 000 000 000 bones and 2 huge Gaster blasters

*2 seconds later*

The dummy has been burnt, impaled, slashed, and decapitated

You Win!

You earned 0 exp and 0 gld

"whelp, that was easy" sans simply walked away from the mess of cotton and bones, while the rest of the arena inhabitants stared in awe…
"Wait!" Undyne shouted to sans, who turned around, a signature smile on his face, "I… I challenge you to a duel! Winner gets the title of the best fighter!"
"oh I dunno… is it even possible to beat me?"
"Well…" Undyne put on a snarl, "Let's just wait and see, shall we?"

Undyne pulled out her phone, held it high into the air and press a button on it, immediately, the SharkMarine (a vehicle resembling the batmobile, except a reflective navy-blue) rushed into the arena. Undyne jumped into the air as the SharkMarine braked and opened the top hatch, Undyne fell into the vehicle perfectly. Several seconds later, a figure jumped out of the SharkMarine and landed with both feet and a hand on the ground, raising a cloud of dust. As the dust cleared, the figure was revealed to be wearing a navy-blue suit that resembled Undynes armour in the underground, plates of blue metal surrounded vulnerable areas, like the chest, legs, arms and face, which was the same helmet as Undynes armour. On the chest plate was a shimmering, symmetric shark symbol.

Despite the huge reveal, sans didn't react, he simply stood there and smiled, "so, this is your final form, eh? i won't need a final form to beat you"
"Don't think I will be a pushover, skeleton" The figure replied, its voice slightly gruffer, obviously fake, "Because I, SHARKWOMAN, will strike you down!" Sharkwoman held her hands into the air, forming two spears humming with energy, continuing to thrust them down to her sides in a similar position to what she did in the underground, except with two spears.

"En garde!"

"Good luck FishLady"

"It's SHARKWOMAN! NYAHHH!"

*Battle with a true hero begins*

It's Sharkwoman…

Act – Check

Sharkwoman: 30 Atk 90 Def: The true Heroine, like, 100% better than batman

Sharkwoman throws her two spears at a super-fast speed, both dodged

The wind is howling…

A gasterblaster is shot at Sharkwoman; -1 HoPe

"woah, that armour must be super tough or somthin'"

The SharkMarine is growling…

Sharkwoman suplexes sans, but he teleports out of her grip

The wind is howling…

Sans throws a medley of white and blue bones at Sharkwoman; -10 HoPe

The audience is cheering…

Sharkwoman traps sans in a small box and repeatedly throws spears at him, still misses…

The wind has turned into a hurricane…

Sans fires 20 Gasterblasters at Sharkwoman; -20 HoPe

The hurricane has picked up sans and Sharkwoman, now they are literally fighting in mid-air

Sharkwoman jumps of a piece of debris and lunges a sans, who teleports out of the way

Pieces of ground are flying everywhere…

Sans throws a bone at a piece of rock, which ricochets and hits Sharkwoman on the weak spot near her eye; -2600 HoPe

"Fuhuhuh! You may have hit me hard, but this duel isn't over yet!"

Sharkwoman suplexes sans and begins to pull him to the ground, but mere seconds before connecting, sans teleports, leaving Sharkwoman hurling head first into the ground; -11190 HoPe

"Alright, HP check" Josho callout, stopping the duel and pulling up a screen on his laptop, it read:

Sharkwoman – 14 HP / 13835 HP

Sans – 1 HP / 1 HP

"Ok, by percentage of health, sans wins!" The crowd went wild as the hurricane died down, sending pieces of debris crashing to the ground. The dust cleared, revealing a very tired Undyne lying on the ground with a very tired sans lying next to her, seemingly asleep.
"W….wha? Who won?" Undyne sleepily asked
"i think… i… might've… zzzzzz"
"Yeah, you would have definitely joined… the royal guard… zzzzzz"

That was a hell of a fight, or at least in my mind it was, not sure if you would imagine it the same way… eh.
Also I would like to direct everyone to the poll on my bio, it will determine which character will take #10's place in the Situation Games, it will be a shame to see Napstablook go, but it is always good to have new blood.

Anyway, I would like to make a shout-out to Thriller Killer, one of my favourite authors who recently started reading this, just in case you haven't heard, she is the reason that there are about 8 or 9 Q&A's on these archives. I'm making a shout-out just to say thanks, thanks for inspiring me to post this story that has been nagging me since I joined FanFiction, I mean, what's the point of making an account if I'm not gonna write? You're probably thinking 'well, this is really cheesy, and kind of stalker-ish', but without even realising it, you made a socially awkward introvert express himself, and that's really cool.

Anyway, the really cheesy stalker out!