Helooooo Interwebz!
Firstly, I apologize for being away for so long, high school n shit, procrastination, writers block, the list goes on, but none of that matters because I am bringing you an extra-large chapter!
Anyway, onto the story!
It was a lazy day at the house, it's been a while since MTT TV approved of another chapter, and no one has really been doing anything. It was a sorry sight...
What do these show-less monsters do in they're spare time? Well it depends, Undyne, Alphys, Frisk and Josho have recently started bingeing anime, it was a glorious sight to see the four sitting or lying on the lounge, staring at a screen blaring Japanese words and cool sound effects, but today was different, spoiler alert it's all a dream.
We go back to our trio of four, watching a remade episode of Mew Mew Kissy Cuite, Alphys and Undyne were trying to get the new additions into the series, to no avail.
"Hang on, hold up..." Josho interrupted, "So this 'Mew Mew' is basically a cat in a human body?"
"N-no! Mew Mew is a human with cat ears!"
"Really?" Undyne questioned, "I thought Mew Mew was a cat that was cast with ancient magic causing her to adopt a human personality and body"
"NO! T-that's not right either!"
"Actually, that kinda makes sense" a second Josho said, yes, a second Josho, not an AU.
"But in Mew Mew 2 she's a human-cat hybrid, right?" Frisk asked
"Mew Mew 2's not canon, that and it's trash" Alphys rebutted
Meanwhile, a third Josho was looking at the argument unfolding in the lounge room,
"Hah, that's cute, looking at 'em argue like that... Wait, somethings not right... Why isn't the second Josho wearing his hoodie? Hold up, why is there a second me?"
BWAAAAAAAA... (Inception sound effect)
Josho stood up in his bed, scratching his head as he looks around the pitch black room,
"Oh my god... That was weird"
"Oh? Are you awake my child?" Josho recognized the motherly voice of Toriel, right... beside him... in his bed, regretfully, he looked down at the normally empty part o his bed, to see a half-naked Toriel,
"Oh... My... Fu..."
BWAAAAAAA...
Josho stood up in his bed again, this time shooting at hand towards the empty part of his bed, thankful to find it empty. He began to talk to himself,
"Woah, that never happened before, a dream within a dream... I never want that to happen ag..."
BWAAAAAA...
"What the hell? Another dream? Ok, this better not be..."
BWAAAAAA...
"Seriously? If this is another dream I swear I will..."
BWAAAAAA...
"Jesus fucking Christ this is ridic..."
BWAAAAA...
"Ok, I've had enough, please stop"
BWAAAAAA...
OK, I get it, I know why this is happening..."
BWAAAAAA?
"Your doing this to punish me, aren't you? Over the past month I've been really harsh on these guys, trying to make some stupid TV show for that douchebag robot, but, over the past few months I really got to know these guys, and I know that this is probably another dream and when I wake up I won't remember this, but whoever is out there listening, whenever it be God or Buddha or the universe or Toby Fox or our lord and savior Gabe Newell or our second lord and savior Todd Howard and... I think you get the idea, anyway, I'm sorry, sorry for..."
BWAAAAAAA...
"NYEHH..? WOWIE, THAT WAS A CRAZY DREAM..."
5 and 4 must kiss, 7 and 3 must fight, 5 and 8 must say something nice about each other - from alpjskinz
Basement - 0500 (if you don't know 24 hour time your dead to me)
Josho stood at a huge oak table, pieces of paper scattered across the wood, a fake hitter moustache lying on the table, at the other side of the table sat sans, staring at the non-intimidating figure,
"Alright, at exactly zero-nine-hundred the target will be walking down this..." Josho took a moment to point at a hallway on the map on the wall, "...particular hallway, you will take this opportunity to bump into her, causing her lips to connect with the side of your sill, meanwhile, you will throw a bone at undyne, she will think papyrus threw it, causing the two to fight, and then, you spin around and point towards Mettaton Phoenix Wright style and give him a compliment..."
"like what?" The confused skeleton asked,
"I dunno, say you like his sitcom or something"
"ok"
"Anyway, if everything goes to plan, we would have successfully pulled off a triple-scenario, a feat never pulled off before"
"so, why did you choose me?"
"I dunno, because your popular, I guess..."
Hallway - 0900
It was about to happen, from sans' left he saw frisk casually walking down the hall towards the dining room, meanwhile Papyrus and Undyne were talking about something at the end of the hall, and Mettaton was standing with napstablook listening to some of the ghosts music, it was perfect, a triple-scenario, this was going to make Situation Games history, and sans was going to do it.
At the right moment, sans jumped away from the wall he was leaning on, right in frisks path, immediately feeling something connect with his skull, not losing momentum he threw a weak bone at papyrus chest, causing it to recoil off the battle body and hit Undyne , instigating some sort of commotion over there, not wasting a second, sans turned towards the startled tv star and yelled the first thing on his mind, probably a compliment.
And it was done, no it wasn't a triple-scenario like Josho predicted, no, it was a catastrophe.
"Oww... My nose..."
"What!? Who threw that? Sans! PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Oh my... Sans! How rude... I put a lot of work into my shows!"
Sans looked around the room, seeing an almost crying frisk on the floor, bleeding nose in hand, a raging Undyne being held back by papyrus, and an extremely offended Mettaton, obviously, sans screwed up.
"heheh... sorry guys"
"Y'know, I was thinking, why you, of all people, should have been the one to attempt a triple-scenario" Josho questioned a mortified skeleton.
4, 6, and 10 got ahold of 1 and 5's browsing history, what is their reactions? - From Guest
"Sans..." Frisk asked the skeleton in question, holding what appeared to be a list,
"yeah kiddo? what's up"
"What is... The Bone Zone?"
"wh... what're you talking about kid?"
"It says you looked up 'The Bone Zone' last night, about ten o-clock, what is it?"
Sans was now in full panic mode, similar to his reactions when Mettaton walked in last chapter, thinking fast, he grabbed the sheet of paper in frisks hand and gasterblastered it.
"w-what ate you talking about kiddo? there's no 'bone zone'... why don't you ask papy?"
"ASGORE LAWRENCE DREEMURR!" (Deal with it) The house was shaken by an angry female boss monsters voice, it was no surprise as to why, if frisk got a copy of their internet browsing history, Toriel would get it too, the question was why she was mad.
"Yes Tori... Erm, Toriel?"
"Why doe your browsing history consist of MY Facebook page, Google+ page, MySpace page and every other social media I have?"
"aw man, that chapter really messed him up..." Sans commented, increasing his perma-smile,
U"Well, I don't know..."
"Of course you know Dreemurr"
"Well, I guess I still... Feel a little protective of you..."
"After you 'got over me'?"
"..."
That's kind of all I can write for now, I promised a long chapter but now the priority is getting the chapter out rather than wasting more time.
Also a quick note, who likes anime? (Crowd goes wild) Seriously though, who would like to contritbute to an anime? Well listen to this next scentince...
Someone out there is making an Undertale Anime, and they need a team of voice actors, animators, artists, everyone, wanna contribute to a potentially huge project? Wanna become part of the face of this fandom? Well go PM the lead guy (username omnitroid) and tell him what you can do!
Anyway, don't forget, Anime and Poll, extremely belated author OUT!
