Helooooo people of the Internet!
I finally got criticism! Yay! (Why am I so excited about this?). So, a guest by the name of el ib commented on my use of commas and punctuation, which is actually really good to point out because otherwise it makes it seem like a mess. And as for spelling errors I'm typing on a phone, there's bound to be errors.
Anyway, onto the story!
(Oh btw situations will now be in BOLD because underlines are refusing to preserve)
Josho sat at his desk in his room, photos and documents strewn across the wooden surface. What was he doing at such an unfathomable hour? Why, nothing but trying to find some correlation between the pieces of paper, one photo was almost pitch black, except for a flash of red lightning in the distance. Another picture was 5 or so bullet casings from a 12 gauge shotgun. These picture were dead giveaways that it was there, but Josho could still find no correlation.
"heya, sleep studyin' again, eh?" Sans said, leaning against the doorframe,
"I wish... I just wanna find out who this thing is..." Josho answered, holding up another picture, this one being a large scratch in a wall, blood surrounding it.
"whelp, hope i could help ya kiddo"
"You know I'm not a kid, I'm 17... Wait, you used to know someone that studied timelines, right? You can help!"
"key word, used to know, i couldn't remember him if i wanted to... kiddo"
"Guess your right... Wait, didn't Alphys have records of his work?"
"i dunno, wanna check?"
"Yes, please"
Josho stood up and walked out of the house with sans, but instead of walking towards Undyne and Alphys' house, he walked the opposite way,
"Umm, that's... not the way" Josho pointed out,
"relax, i know a shortcut" sans said, beckoning for the confused human to follow him. It didn't seem like teleportation or anything, they just walked for a bit, and then the house showed up...
Josho was very confused, and a little light-headed, "But... We walked the other way... How?"
"heh, quick shortcut, right?".
To be continued...
10 has to suck on grapes for the next three turns - From gbluebookworm (what? Is this supposed to have a hidden meaning? I don't get it...)
"I don't even like grapes... Why do I have to do this?" Chara asked the group surrounding her, a single grape sitting on a platter in front of her,
"Pfft, hell if I know" Josho answered, "But it's a situation, so it has to happen, suck it. And I couldn't have phrased it better, could I?"
"What if I don't do it?"
"Oh, one of two things'll happen, the violent way..." Josho summoned the sword for effect, "or the fangirl pit, which for legal reasons we can't have inside"
"BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT ALOWED TO USE THE 'VIOLENT WAY'" Papyrus questioned,
"Well... we'll use the pit, ok?"
"Ok, enough, I will do it" Chara interrupted the brewing argument.
Chara picked up the grape, and held it near her mouth, hand trembling in anticipation of the disgusting fruit,
"It's okay Chara, I believe in you..." The figure of Asriel cheered on next to Chara,
"Not now flower boy"
"Oh don't worry, I was doing it so you would get nervous and choke" 'Asriel' covered up.
The grape went closer and closer to her pursed lips, refusing to open them for some time, until finally... the grape entered...
All was silent...
Literally nothing happened...
*robotic cough*
"So... Who wants to watch a-anime?"
"Yeah! This is getting boring!"
"ok"
"I WILL JOIN YOU DOCTOR ALPHYS!"
"I would like to partake in anime watching"
"If Tori... Toriel is doing it, then I will join"
"You can't watch anything without me darlings!"
"Alright, that sounds good"
"Sure, everyone else is doing it"
Everyone left the room except for Chara and the figure of Asriel, who were still intent of getting the grape sucking over and done with.
1 floods the house with MTT-brand anime powder. How does 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 react? - From Guest
Everyone walked out of the lounge room, talking about the episode of Mew Mew 3 they just watched,
"See, that just proves my theory that Mew Mew is an anamorphic cat/human hybrid with small traces of monster blood which causes her normal full cat appearance to be reduced into more human anatomy" Josho said, finishing his rant,
"NO! I said a m-million times Mew Mew is a human that has b-been exposed to monster magic resulting in her g-growing cat e-ears. Besides, that episode wasn't that g-good anyway" Alphys rebutted,
"Are you kidding me!?" That episode was AWESOME! That fight scene was EPIC" Undyne argued,
"I AGREE! THIS ANIME YOU WATCH IS TRULY GREAT, IN FACT... ALMOST AS GREAT AS ME!" Papyrus agreed,
"How about I make some tea for everyone? Who would like some tea?" Asgore offered, hoping it would stop everyone from arguing.
Seemingly being ignored over all the arguing, Asgore decided to make some tea anyway.
Asgore walked into the kitchen, reaching for the tea leaves on the top shelf, not noticing the huge open container of X-tra Powerful MTT-Brand Anime Powder next to the tea leaves. Thankfully, he doesn't knock it down.
"Dum Dee Dum... Hmm, where's the sugar? It's normally on the top shelf..." Asgore reached for the sugar, but accidentally knocks down the huge tub of aforementioned Anime Powder, the container landing sideways, the powder flooding the kitchen.
"What..? Oh no... This is not good, not good at all... I best warn everybody else, especially the gracious queen Toriel... Why am I talking like this?".
One word, Armageddon.
Everyone minus Asgore was doing their own thing around the house, Undyne, Alphys, Frisk and Josho were still arguing about what Mew Mew was, Sans and Papyrus were goofing around, Toriel, accompanied by the form of Asriel, were baking pies, much to 'Asriel's anger. While Chara was still sucking that grape. What they didn't foresee was the thin layer of powder floating through the house. Let's start from Undyne/Alphys point-of-view...
"I'm telling you! Mew Mew is a human that possesses monster magic, but as a side effect has grown cat ears! Geez" Undyne yelled, getting her theory through,
"Oh come on, that's nonsense, where's the evidence behind that?" Josho argued,
Undyne slammed the Mew Mew DVD box onto the table, "Season 3, episode 12, she specifically states that she is 1/8th monster, the end"
"Well yes, but that only supports that she has monster blood, and that her cat ears have been there the whole time, which means you are wrong!" Josho re-argued,
Undyne suddenly stood up, to the groups surprise, "NO! Why can't you see!? You are wrong, all the evidence points to ME!"
"U-Undyne.., a-aren't you overreacting a little? I-it's just a theory..."
"I will not give up until he..." Undyne heroically pointed at the second human, "...admits that he is WRONG!" Something was off, Undyne normally didn't act this way, it was as almost if she had been exposed to X-tra powerful Anime Powder or something...
"Well, I'M not going to give in unless YOU are wrong!" Oh god, not Josho too...
"G-guys... Undyne... please don't fight" Alphys said, a weird sparkle in her voice,
"No... I have no choice Alphys-San, take the child and run, I will extract my vengeance on this pitiful human..."
Alphys grabbed Frisk and ran out of the room as Undyne turned to the sexism human,
"Are you ready to be crushed?" Undyne challenged, summoning a spear,
"No holding back" Josho accepted, summoning a sword...
"HUMAN! SENSEI! DO NOT FIGHT!" The battle was disrupted by a puffed-out Papyrus, followed by a not-so-puffed-out Sans, "I DO NOT WANT MY FRIENDS TO BE TORN APART OVER A CARTOON. BECAUSE I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PAPYRUS, HAS FOUND A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM!"
"it's really not too hard, because in reality, mew mew is actually an equal human-monster hybrid, meaning she takes the appearance of a human while still having the cat ears. as for her magic, that has been there for ages, but the only way she can control it is if she kisses someone, which makes her only partially monster, there, simple"
Undyne growled, "Well, explain season 2, episode 24..."
"that episode was a fluke, after all, season 2 had a different director, therefore making it non cannon"
"What about season 1, episode 9?"
"that was a dream"
"Season 3, episode 1"
"hallucination"
"Season 2, epi..."
"again, none of season 2 is cannon"
"..."
"...well, I guess our fight is over..." Josho said under his breath, dropping the sword, dissipating before it hit the ground.
"Indeed..." Undyne responded, she then turned to Papyrus, "Student... no, Papyrus, you are right. I shouldn't get worked up over some stupid cartoon, I should be giving a good example to my successor"
"YOU ARE FORGIVEN SENSEI"
"now, we need to find out why we are talking like this..." Sans interrupted,
"Oh my~, I believe I can help you" Mettaton appeared, seemingly in a puff of smoke,
"Mettaton, why are you helping us?" Undyne questioned,
"I believe you needed my help, besides, not only do I know where this came from, I know how to stop it"
"how do you think that we can trust you?" Sans challenged,
"YEAH! MY BROTHER IS RIGHT! I NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD SAY THAT..."
"Oh please, you have to trust me, otherwise you and I will stay like this forever~"
"We don't have time for your nonsense MTT, speak up" Josho blatantly stated, trying to get answers out of him,
"Oh come on, I was having fun... Fine, you deserve to know" Mettaton strutted to the center of the group, "Someone has flooded the house with my MTT-brand X-tra powerful Anime powder, and I believe it was the doing of that clumsy King, Asgore" Mettaton strutted to the frog of the group, "As for the cure... well, that's our problem, the only way anime powder can be dissipated is when it 'runs out', that mean we have to continue with our daily live until it finishes" Mettaton finished, shock erupting across the crowd.
"But that means we have to..." Josho checked his list, "that means that 2 and 5 have to be ghosts for the next 24 hours (from MusicalDetermination), all while they are under the influence of anime powder!?"
"I'm afraid so darling, anyway, tootles!" Mettaton said, strutting out of the room.
"yeah, that's true... wait did they say 5?"
"INDEED BROTHER, IT WILL BE SUCH A SHAME, MAYBE YOU CAN GET A ROBOTIC BODY LIKE METTATON!"
2 and 5 are ghost(s) for the next 24 hours. How does 4 react? - From MusicalDetermination (yes, I know I already said it, but technically Josho said it, not me)
The ghosts of sans and Flowey were floating in the attic, Sans being too lazy to haunt anything and Flowey being too annoyed to do anything,
"heh, pretty lucky how anime powder doesn't affect ghosts, amirite?"
"Shut up smiley trashbag"
"aw c'mon, it's good you have some company, admit it, you'd be bored out of your brains if i wasn't here"
"If I were stuck with YOU for company for all eternity, I'd kill myself"
"but ghosts can't die, that's a catch 22"
"Grr... Shut up"
The attic was silent for a few minutes.
"so, i heard that you were attaining your 'true form' a lot more now, why's that?"
"Why do you wanna know?"
"just curious, you seem to do it to please that demon sister of yours, she really likes it... say, do you do it for her?"
"No, I... Just like my true form, it's a lot more comfortable"
"heh heh heh... sure, it just seems like you do it to please her, because you don't want her to be sad"
"..."
"i get where your coming from, ever since... my associate disappeared, papy has been a little down, so i spent a lot of time motivating him, telling him he was great, a great fighter, a great spaghettiore, a great brother... he took all of that advice to heart, and he became what he is today"
"...why are you telling me all this?"
"i'm telling you this so you can be a great brother, soul or no soul, i've noticed chara's been a little down lately, and seeing he long-lost brother has made her happy again" sans shuffled, despite not needing to because he's a ghost, "heh, i guess anime powder does affect ghosts, i've been pouring my heart out to your this whole time"
"Sans-San, where are you?" Came the voice of frisk from underneath the two ghosts, "Please don't hide, it's not funny anymore"
"heh, whelp, gotta go" sans began to float through the ceiling, "oh, and flower boy, keep up the good work"
And there's another, quite long chapter for you guys to make up for the week or so I didn't post.
Anyway, belated author OUT!