Helooooo Internet!
Your still reading this? I just assumed that everyone skips over this part, eh, now that your here I have questions to answer from 2 (the same?) guests...
The first: "why cant we use review to add a (situation) (I am) a guest i cannot pm people."
At first it was because I didn't wanna get in shit with the CU, and eventually admins, but everyone's been reviewing situations anyway, so it doesn't really matter...
Second: "How do i access mew mew withoutyoutubeing"
...what? Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is a made up anime, it doesn't exist anywhere... (I kinda wish it was real tho :)
Anyway, onto the story!
*knock knock knock*
"Wha... oh... H-hey Sans, Josho... It's eleven o-clock w-why are you guys up..." Alphys replied, sleep-induced fatigue in her voice.
We go off where we left last chapter. Josho, in a desperate attempt to find the mysterious katana-wielding terminator has put his trust into Sans, who claims his associates work can help.
"heya alphys, we need your help for a few minutes, kiddo, explain" Sans said, referring to Josho as a kid again,
"For the hundredth time I'm not a... Anyway, remember last night when that mysterious figure threatened to kill me? Well I've been trying to track him down... to no avail. Sans said an 'associate' of his studied timelines and Alternate Universes and that information could help us" Josho explained.
"W-well... I did remember seeing such documents, b-but they were written in some weird symbols, I c-couldn't make heads or tails of them..."
"yup, those are what we're looking for"
"G-great! Just... come downstairs" Alphys beckoned to the two visitors, pointing to a staircase which presumably lead to a basement or lab...
Alphys unlocked the basement door, leading into, what would you know, a lab. The walls and floor wee clad with white tiles, various pieces of machinery and weird gadgets lying around. On the walls, mathematical calculations and periodic tables sat next to posters of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie and various other animes, quite the large contrast.
Alphys walked over to one of many filing cabinets, opening one draw and pulled out a folder marked 'Old Stuff', she then placed it on a nearby table, the trio gathering around it.
"Well, h-here it is, I j-just hope you can make sense of it..."
Sans looked at the folder for a second, Josho could have sweared he saw a flash of recollection in his eye sockets, and not the good type either.
"thanks alphys, you're a good help, y'know?"
Sans reached for the folder with a gloved right hand, paused, and took off his left hand glove, weird, he opened the folder with his skeletal hand and began sifting through files, eventually coming across several that were written in strange symbols, or maybe it was just the handwriting...
"yup, found it" Sans said, pulling out those files,
"now let's see... this'll take a while, this would be the perfect time to put up a to be continued sign if..."
To be continued...
4 and 7 end up finding a box full of rule 34 undertale fan art of everyone, and 5 and 6 enter when they found out what was inside. Reactions? - From Guest
(I'm so sorry for mixing up the numbers, I already wrote half of this before realizing my mistake)
*knock knock knock*
"OH HELLO DELIVERY HUMAN! DO YOU REQUIRE THE SERVICES OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS?"
"Um... no thank you, I just have a package for a... mister Josho, is he here?"
"UNFORTUNATELY HE IS NOT, BUT I CAN TAKE IT FOR HIM!"
"...sure, just sign this..." Papyrus signed the paper, "...and were good, have a good evening... um, sir?" The delivery man left, leaving a large cardboard box at the door. Papyrus picked it up and brought it out to the dining room table, where Frisk sat, watching Chara sucking on a grape. It appeared Flowey was still MIA.
"HELLO HUMANS! A PACKAGE ARRIVED FOR THE HOUSEOWNER!"
"That's cool... I wonder what's in it..." Frisk responded, her usual curiosity peaking,
"MAYBE WE CAN GET SOME CLUES..!" Papyrus and Frisk started looking around the box, it was a rather normal box, except for a large symbol depicted on the front. The symbol was a red circle, with the words 'This package contains content that should only be viewed by those 18 years or over'. Frisk immediately knew what this box was, Papyrus, being a monster and all, didn't.
"CURIOUS... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 18 TO VIEW THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX?"
"If I were you two idiots, I would open it" Chara suggested through a mouthful of grape,
"I mean... he isn't here to stop us..." Frisk stared longingly at the box,
"TRUE, VERY TRUE..."
Silence overcame the room, not counting the sucking sound of mouth-on-grape action.
"How do we open it?" Frisk murmured, looking for a flap or entrance to the box,
"DO NOT WORRY HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL SOLVE THIS DILEMMA!" Papyrus summoned a small bone in his hand and slid it across the tape sealing the box. Immediately the tape fell off, like it had been cut. The lid fell open to show several sleeved folders, each with a name on it...
"Weird, these all have our names on them..." Frisk picked several folders and began reading them, "Undyne... Sans... Toriel... There's even you Chara!"
"Not interested"
"MAYBE THESE ARE SCRIPTS?"
"Only one way to find out..." Frisk opened Undyne's folder... causing her nearly closed eyes to shoot open in shock and confusion.
"WHATS WRONG FRISK?"
"Bu... wha..? What is this?"
Out of curiosity, Papyrus picked up a folder, labeled 'Frisk'. Upon seeing the first page, a deep blush flooded across his non-existent face,
"OH MY... I DO NOT HAVE WORDS FOR THIS... FRISK... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PERFORMED SUCH... LEWD ACTS..."
"B-but I didn't! None of us would do this! Someone else drew this or something..."
"heya bro, heya kiddo, what'cha lookin' at?" Sans questioned, waking into the lounge room at an absolutely perfect time,
"WHA..! N-NOTHING BROTHER! ME AND FRISK WERE LOOKING AT OUR SCRIPTS" Papyrus bluffed, although the strong blush gave it away.
"Oh, our scripts have arrived?" Toriel asked, "It would be great to see our scripts"
"Um... maybe you shouldn't... I mean... you don't want to spoil anything... right?"
"Oh, who is 'Soriel'? Are they a new character?" Toriel questioned, picking up a random folder.
"heh, i wonder who 'fontcest' is?" Sans picked up another folder... chaos was about to ensue...
Just as the two intruders opened the folders, Josho walked in from the front door,
"Hey guys, have you seen... oh my god..."
"Sans! What is this I am seeing!?"
"i dunno tori, surely it's better than what i'm seein'!"
"Why were you guys looking through that!?"
"IT WAS HUMAN #3'S FAULT"
"I didn't *suck* do anything"
"bro, i would never do that... stuff with you bro"
"Neither would I, Sans... I am so sorry you had to see this my child"
"Seriously guys put it away!"
*unintellectual screaming intensifies*
9 doesn't stutter for 1 day, and nobody believes they are the same person. - From TheHerobriner
"Let's see... if I turn this bolt a little..." Alphys muttered to herself, performing her weekly service on Mettaton. Being this popular is a drag on the systems.
"Be cautious miss, I don't want to have a piece out of place for tonight! Such a shame Alphys couldn't service me..."
"What are you talking about? I'm Alphys"
"You think I'm that dumb? I can recognize Alphy's voice from miles away"
"But I am! Look at me!" Mettaton turned to Alphys, looking the same as ever,
"Oh... of course! I don't believe we'e met Mr. Betan!"
"No! That's my brother! I'm Alphys!"
"Hey Alphy! There's a new episode on! Wanna... Oh, hello, have we met?" Undyne walked into the lab and shook Alphy's hand, "Names Undyne, captain of the Royal Guard and Corporal in the Military, how may I help you?"
"Undyne! Surely you recognize me?"
"If you were Alphy you'd be stutterin' at a mile a minute"
"But I'm... wait... your right! I'm not stuttering! This is great Undyne!"
"...what are you talking about?"
"I need to tell everyone else about this!" Alphys dashed out the lab door, leaving a confused Undyne and a half-fixed Metaton.
Alphys ran into the house, immediately bumping into Frisk,
"Oh hello Alphys"
"Finally! Someone recognizes me! Thanks Frisk"
"Oh... I'm sorry, I confused you with someone else..."
"What? But Frisk, It's me!"
"Remind me who you are again? Wait... are you So Sorry?"
"Sorry, gotta go... surely someone else'll recognize me..."
"HELLO MONSTER I HAVEN'T MET BEFORE!"
"Hello, are you lost? If you want you can warm up here while I try to find where you are to go..."
"heya, have we met? cuz i feel like i know you"
"*suck* Go away"
"What do YOU want?"
"Hello! My my, you look a lot like Alphys... would you like some tea..?"
Even after that montage no one recognized Alphys, so deciding that only the human that controlled these situations could help her. She ran up to Josho's room.
*knock knock knock*
"Hello?"
"Oh thank goodness your here, I need you to fix this... problem I have"
"If it concerns a situation, it has to stay until the next situation comes"
"Well can you make the next situation come?"
"No can do... it just happens automatically, it's almost like a higher being is controlling all this"
"Well... how long do I have to wait?
"It'll be soon... remind me who you are again?"
"I'm Alphys!"
"...no your not"
3 and 4 switch places for one fight, no one else can interfere but they can comment. - From TheHerobriner (By 'switch places' I assume you mean switch personalities, so I'll go with that)
"Everyone! You know what to do..." Josho points towards the arena Phoenix Wright style, "To the Arena!"
The arena was, yet again, filled with the group + Napstablook, to Mettatons enjoyment.
"Oh Blooky, it's been ages! Where have you gone?"
"Well... since I was kicked out I went on a trip to Canada... it was really eye-opening... I guess..."
"Oh you've missed so much! I cannot wait to fill you in!"
"Shut up, the fights about to start" Josho interrupted...
Meanwhile, on the battlefield...
"Get ready! Because you will surely fall to my DETERMINATION!" Frisk yelled with confidence at Undyne, who simply stood there, a glint in her eye,
"It is so strange to see Frisk acting like this..." Toriel commented to Alphys,
"Y-yeah, it's weird for Undyne as well..." Alphys commented back,
"Oh! There you are Alphys, where were you last situation?" Josho again interrupted,
"I told you! I was at the house!"
"Huh... weird..."
BATTLE. START!
The author is struggling to make this fight good...
Act - Plead
"Please Frisk, I don't really feel like fighting today"
"HAH! Too bad, get ready to experience my true power!"
Frisk threw a stick spear-style, which missed.
The atmosphere is strange...
Act - Challenge
"Fine! If it's a fight you want, give me all you got!"
"Oh ho! Now you pledge yourself to a lost cause! Prepare yourself!"
Frisk threw several toy knives, all of them missing
The author is considering if he should rewrite this...
Mercy - Flee
*Undyne runs away*
"Hey! Come back! I'm not finished with you!"
The rest of the battle consisted of Frisk chasing Undyne around the arena for a solid 30 minutes...
"Well... this is fun... I guess..." Napstablook commented,
"Of course it is Blooky! Especially when your back with us!" Mettaton exclaimed,
"Yeeeahhh... sorry, Napstablook isn't in the Situation Games... unless people vote him back in, he's gone" Josho interrupted again,
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't think I was paying you to run this thing" Mettaton said harshly, turning to the scared shitless Josho,
"Oh... r-right, sorry... I mean, he can hang around the house if he wants..?"
"No, it's ok... I'll just get in everyone's way..."
"Of course not Blooky, your staying me whenever you like it or not, and I mean it, if you try to leave I will literally lock you in the house".
I realized that I didn't give good ol' Napstablook a good enough send off, so there it is... sigh... look, I also want to apologize for all the little things wrong with my writing, the inconsistencies, the paradoxes, the lateness, everything. I realize that I'm not giving you guys the best reading experience, I've been told that this is really funny and all but I think it could be better.
I guess I shouldn't be too hard on myself, this is my first published Fan Fiction, which is why over he next two-three weeks, I will promise you guys a new story! (Yay!) I'll be a story about love triangles, that's all I'm saying, and Papyrisk, and Charisk in the same body, and a tiny amount of one-sided Papyton to keep the plot moving...
Anyway, crappy writer OUT!