Helooooo Internet!

I just wanna thank you guys for the support, as of writing this chapter there has been 6,933 views, 23 followers, 16 favorites and 52 reviews! That's awesome considering this is my first story and my writing skill is still not the best.

Anyway, onto the story!

Surprisingly, Josho recovered well from yesterday's fiasco. Despite no one else knowing about it, he knew that it happened. He just hoped that it wouldn't happen again...

"Alright... Let's sort through this..." Josho and co sat around a huge box full of mail Mail that needed sorting through as part of Josho's new job, 'moderating' or whatever that is. Josho picked out an envelope as everyone stared intently,

"Ah, here's one... Let's see... chara is captain friend zone of the friendship, m, k, JOHN CENA... And that's from login27"

"Yeah, no" Chara bitterly responded,

"Oh come on, you'd be great! Actually, I think I have a costume for you!" Josho jumped up and ran upstairs to get something,

"Well... Let's continue" Frisk stood over the box and pulled out another envelope,

"4,2,1 and 10 have to play don't starve together while eating papyruses? spagetti and lisitning to whosbeendrawdikania *vinecause*, also by login27... Gee, he must be a fan..."

"How do you understand that garbage!? It doesn't make sense!" Flowey, in the form of Asriel, criticized,

"I mean, you get used to it, how else do you think I understand most monsters?"

"HERE IT IS! CHARA, I SUMMON YOU TO THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN FRIENDZONE!" Josho yelled from the mezzanine, holding a green skin-tight outfit with a red heart-shaped symbol, the initials 'FZ' on the symbol. Josho jumped from the mezzanine and landed squarely on the floor next to Chara, throwing the suit at her.

"Oh come on sis', you would look great in that..." 'Asriel' taunted, obviously wanting some entertainment,

"No"

"Oh, pweety pwease!? If not for you than for your adopted brother?"

Instead of answering, Chara pulled a kitchen knife out of her pocket and slashed the costume, creating a gaping hole in the center.

"Oh, I guess that's my answer... Thanks a lot" 'Asriel' pouted.

"Anyway... Let me see that..." Josho pulled the situation out of Frisk's hands, "Hmm... Don't starve... Spaghetti... Nope, I have no idea what Don't Starve is..." Josho threw the situation into a garbage liner beside him and picked up another situation,

"Let's see... Oh! Someone got Brain Bleach for us!" Josho somehow pulled a huge container of Brain Bleach out of the envelope, don't ask how.

"Oh great! Is it MTT-Brand?" Mettaton quizzed,

"Er... No, it's just store brand"

"Curses... That stupid supermarket is stealing all my products! First the bleach, next it'll be the Bishie Cream! This is an outrage! I'll have them meet my lawyers this evening!"

"M-Mettaton, calm down! They're n-not stealing your products"

Eventually, Josho had to stop Mettaton from reaching the phone to allow the situation games to keep running without tax, "Anyway, let's see... We have four situations we can work with... Let's do this!"

10 and 2 must fight 3 for the TV - From Miguel (guest)

After that fiasco with the box and the friendship, the household became lazy again, one particularly bored couple were Chara and Flowey. Being obsolete and soulless, respectively, was boring. And even Flowey shape shifting as Asriel got boring too. The one thing that kept them entertained, even for only an hour, was Adventure Time. The weird, wacky, funny and surprisingly dark show acted as morphine to there painful existence. Unfortunately, a particular fish monster was blocking there way, or more specifically, the remote.

"Hey fish face, we need the TV, now" the figure of Asriel challenged the relaxed fish monster. It was hard to calm down Undyne, until she is put in front of her favorite anime. And trying to pry her away from the TV at this time is generally a bad idea.

"Don't you guys have phones or something?" Undyne retorted,

"No, neither of us do" Chara had a good reason to say that, being a former spirit she has no need of a phone, while Flowey was never able to hold one.

"Well... What are you gonna do? Fight me for the lounge?" 'Asriel' responded by turning his hand into a long, thorned vine.

"Yes, we were thinking that"

"Hah! Alright then!" Undyne pulled out her phone, and despite common sense, pushed the SharkButton...

...

...

...

"Huh, that's weird, normally it takes at least..."

CRASH...

To everyone's surprise, the fabled SharkMarine rammed headfirst into the front door of the house, damaging the building like a stack of cans...

"Heh heh heh... That reminds me, me'n'Alphys were gonna watch something right about now... Seeya" Undyne jumped off the couch and jumped into the SharkMarine, jetting off to the sunset.

"Well..." 'Asriel' started, "At least we have the TV to ourselves, right Chara?"

5 has Jerry stuck on top of their head for 24 hours, but somehow doesn't notice for any of those 24 hours. How do 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 react? - From Guest

"Ugh, how can you live here? The air cons, like, broken or something" Yes, the most unfathomable and scary situation has befallen this household. The bane of socially awkward friends, the demon of social gatherings...

Jerry.

"did you say somethin' kiddo?" Sans, the victim of this disease known as Jerry, asked Frisk.

"No, why?"

"i dunno, thought i heard someone say somethin'" Frisk took a moment to look at Sans, only to see the monster known only as Jerry sitting on his head.

"Hey Sans"

"yeah?"

"There's... something on your head..."

"huh? waddaya talkn' 'bout kiddo? i don't fell anythin'"

"Oh... Alright then"

Later...

The sounds of sword clashes and Japanese yelling emanated from the lounge room. Yup, Undyne and Alphys were bingeing at the central household again, something that Josho only allowed if he could join, some would say he's a party crasher. Josho says he's... an observant creature.

Back to the situation at hand, Undyne, as per usual, was lying flat on the couch, on top of Alphys and Josho's laps. Alphys didn't mind it, Josho did mind.

"heya, waddaya watchin?" Sans... Appeared behind the trio of Anime watchers,

"Shh! This is important!" Undyne whisper-shouted,

"Y-yeah, Undynes right" Alphys backed up,

"OH HEY SANS! WE ARE JUST WATCHING..." Josho yelled...

"SHHHHHHHHUT UP!" Undyne whisper-shouted louder,

"Oh, sorry..." Sans sat down in the middle of the couch, crushing Undynes stomach, whenever this was intentional or not no one ever knew. It was at that moment that the room went silent again... before the return of Jerry.

"Ugh, do you guys ever watch normal tv? This channel sucks"

"S-sans, did you say..." Alphys looked at Sans, to find Jerry sitting on his head, "Oh, o-of course Jerry would say that"

"what? i didn't say anythin'" Sans defended, unaware of Jerrys presence.

"Ugh! What's Jerry doing here?"

"Undyne! That's rude, at least try to welcome him to our home" Josho intervened, it turns out he hadn't met Jerry, and therefore had no knowledge of his mannerism.

"what are you guys talkin' about? jerry isn't here" Sans denied,

"B-but he's on your head" Alphys tried to point out,

"he is? nah, he wouldn't be"

Later...

After finally getting the TV (2 TVs in the house btw), Chara and Flowey had finally sat down to watch a fruitful episode of Adventure Time, only to have it ruined by Jerry, who was taking a ride on Sans like a parasite.

"heya kiddos"

"Oh if it isn't smiley trashbag..." The form of Asriel turned to Sans, his neck twisting into a grotesque shape.

"geez kid i'm only checkin' up"

"Well if you don't mind, you'll have to leave, me and the flower are..." Chara started before turning to Sans, to see Jerry roosting on his head like a crow. In her time in the underground Chara tended to like a lot of monsters... except for Jerry...

10 killed Jerry, everyone is ok with this - From TheHerobriner

Chara stood up from the couch, pulling a kitchen knife from her pocket, and started to approach Sans , her eyes leaking with bloodlust.

"heh, kid, are you ok?"

"Stand still skeleton, I. Just. Need. To..." Chara threw the knife at Sans, who panicked and ducked, just as predicted. The knife hit Jerry square in between the eyes, knocking him off and hitting Toriel. Thankfully the knife didn't hit Toriel, only the dust of Jerry.

"...kid, you killed a monster"

"Oh my, this is not good, why would you kill an innocent monster my child?"

"Ha! Good shot Chara!"

Sans ignored the cries of surprise and walked up to the platonically demonic child, eyes gone, pure emptiness in place.

"y'know, i should be annoyed by this... but i'm not" Sans said, bringing the confusion to Chara and Flowey, why would they approve?

"Quite true, I feel... Content, which is odd" Toriel added.

"Hehe, did you hear that Chara? You killed something... and no one cares! Isn't that beautiful?"

Very short, very crappy chapter. But I have to get SOMETHING out, I can't leave you guys in the dark forever, can I?

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