Helooooo Internet!

Here, if I don't feel like writing a full sub-story, I will put a list of the situations that haven't made it into this chapter, and the reasons why. Please don't be pissed if your situation ends up here, as it often has a good reason to be so, anyway...

Mew Mew 3 comes out, and 9 and 3 make everyone watch it - This is simply because 1: Mew Mew 3 is already out, and 2: There is no real driving force to this situation, I would have to make up my own plot to make it interesting

7 and 5 walk in on 9 and 3 getting 'frisky', 7 doesn't understand what's going on - Dude, this is a T-rated fic, no NSFW stuff here (unless it's Undertail or whatever)

Woshua cleanses everyone of there sins - ...where are the numbers? That, and it wouldn't be interesting without extra plot (Also, you apologized for your spam, and I forgive you, but right after you apologize you send this? Why?)

Again, sorry I had to do this, I want everyone to contribute to this in a good and inspirational way, I've been lenient before because I'm a substandard author but now I draw a line.

1, 3 and 7 are stuck on an island. How do they react/survive? - From UnderWorks (and thanks for the compliment!)

Asgore awoke, the space around him still slightly dark, despite light creeping around his eyes, reaching form the huge shadow in front of him, presumably his face... Strange, Asgore thought, I normally don't sleep on my stomach...

It was then that his senses came to him, he wasn't sleeping on a bed, he was lying face down in sand, in his pajamas.

Asgore quickly stood up, his eyes and brain adjusting to his surroundings. In front of him was an endlessly stretching ocean, small wavelets tickling the sand. The sand Asgore was previously sleeping on turned out to be a beach that seemingly stretched all across this... island... he was trapped on. Behind him was a rainforest, but it was small, as he could see through to the other side, which was simply more beach.

"O-oh my goodness..." Asgore was overcome with the... craziness of the situation, it was not often that someone was trapped on a stereotypical deserted island like this, which brought something to mind, is anyone else on this island?

"Hello? Anyone else here?" Asgore yelled out to seemingly nothing, hoping for a response, which would come with the sound of a muffled voice,

"Mmmmph! Ifth thath yowmmm Athgorrrm?" Asgore heard this peculiar response from the sand near him, showing a half-buried Undyne that he had not noticed before.

"Is that you Undyne"

"YETH! Mmmow geth me owth!" Asgore walked up to the awkwardly buried fish monster, grabbed onto one of her legs and pulled, bringing up the dirty Undyne.

"Thanks Asgore..." Undyne began brushing off the sand of herself whilst gazing at her surroundings, "...where exactly are we?"

"I think we are on an island"

"Yeah, I noticed, but where on the surface?"

Asgore took a closer look at the island around him, he remembered reading a human geography book recently, and had heard of an island in the South Pacific Ocean called 'Mystery Island'. The surrounding scenery around him almost perfectly described the island in question, but how did they end up here? And why?

"HELLO? ANYONE HERE? I SEEM TO BE STUCK IN A TREE... HOW PECULIAR..." No one could mistake the loud and flamboyant voice of Papyrus, who had also landed on the island, to Undyne and Asgore's relief.

"Papyrus? Where are you?"

"OH THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE HERE UNDYNE! AND KING ASGORE TOO!" Asgore and Undyne began looking at the surrounding trees, trying to find the skeleton, only to forget a tree directly above them...

"HANG ON! I CAN SEE YOU GUYS! I'LL JUMP DOWN NOW! GET READY!" Asgore wasn't ready, resulting in Papyrus landing on Asgore's back, bringing him to the ground. It hurt about as much you would expect a bag of bones to hurt.

"Oh thank god your here Papyrus! We need your help getting off this damn island!"

"Yes... Good job... Papyrus..." Asgore wheezed, trying to speak with a very heave skeleton on his back,

"OH MY GOODNESS! I AM SO SORRY ASGORE!" Papyrus jumped of the former kings back, bringing oxygen to his system again.

After recovering from initial shock, the trio of monsters got together to find a way off the island. After all, it isn't exactly desirable to live on an island without food or decent water all your life.

"I SUGGEST WE BUILD A RAFT, THEN WE CAN FLOAT BACK TO SHORE!" Papyrus started,

"Yes Papyrus, but we do not know how far away we are from the mainland, it would be safer to make a fire, then we can alert passing ships and planes" Asgore added, whilst Undyne listened to the two bickering over methods of island escape, she had a better idea,

"Hey Papyrus, you don't mind if j say something bad about you, platonically, right?"

"SURE UNDYNE, IF IT WILL GET US OFF THIS ISLAND!"

Undyne waked closer to the ocean, breathed in, and yelled as loud as her body would allow...

"PAPYRUS SUCKS!"

...

As expected, the sound of a Gaster blaster igniting in the distance echoed across the ocean, followed by a white and blue streak rising from the horizon...

"You guys better stand back" Undyne warned the group, moving back. The streak revealed itself as it got closer to be Sans, riding a Gaster blaster, Megalovania blaring from the Gaster blasters mouth. So epic...

The blaster hot the ground in front of the groups feet, creating a swirl of sand to cover the beach. The sand eventually cleared revealing the smol skeleton, whose mood had calmed down after seeing that it was only Undyne.

"...How did you hear Undynes voice from over... there?" Asgore questioned,

"it isn't as much of a hearing thing, but more of a sense, anyways, you guys need my help?" Sans casually asked, almost unaware of what happened half a minute ago,

"YES, WE ARE TRAPPED ON THIS ISLAND AND WE NEED YOU TO GET US OFF IT!" Papyrus said to his brother, who took a lengthy amount of time to look at the island,

"really? i couldn't tell"

"THIS ISN'T THE TIME SANS!"

"fine, get on" Sans conceded, summoning a four-seated Gaster blaster and motioning to it, the group getting on.

Sans got on the front of the blaster and kicked his bony foot against it, causing the blaster to... blast off the island. "hey, howzabout we get some 'revenge' for this conundrum eh?"

Josho Residence

Not surprisingly, it was even quieter in the house without Papyrus and Undyne screaming the place down, literally, it happens a lot. Josho took this opportunity to listen to a new album he bought, after all, writing movie scripts for MTT TV was hard work... Josho put on his headphones, started the album, and sunk into the couch, finally relaxed...

CRASH

...Until a huge Gaster blaster holding four monsters punctured his brand new roof, great.

7 and 4 are convinced they are turtles, how do the others react? - From Guest

"Frisk, are you okay?" Toriel asked, staring at Frisk with an awkward look, this was because it happened that Frisk was wearing a washing basket on her back, and was slowly crawling on all-fours. Just like a turtle... weird.

Toriel turned to the hallway, "Sans! Can you please help?"

"sure tori, what's up?" Sans walked up behind Toriel,

"Frisk is acting... weird"

"huh, yeah, your right... it's like they've finally broken out of there... shell!" Toriel couldn't help but break out on laughter over that well timed pun, until,

"N. Y. E. E. E. E. E..." A turtlelified Papyrus walked into the room, very slowly screaming,

"c'mon, not you too papyrus"

"W. H. A. T. A. R. E. Y. O. U. T. A. L. K. I. N. G. A. B. O. U. T?" Papyrus answered. Really. Slowly,

"Me. And. Pap. Yrus. Are. Tur. Tles." Frisk continued,

"This is very strange indeed, can we fix this?" Toriel worryingly asked Sans,

"you know what to do, if in doubt, ask alphys"

Meanwhile at Alphys' Lab...

"Can you do anything Alphys?" Toriel carried down the two 'turtles' to the lab, where Alphys was busy with fixing Mettaton, she turned to the interesting specimens for a moment,

"I'm n-not exactly sure..." Alphys picked up Frisk and put her on an operating table, shining a light into her eyes, "They seem completely and totally c-convinced they are turtles..."

"you don't say" Sans sarcastically muttered,

"...there is a way to fix it, but it m-may hurt them a little... Is that ok?" Alphys asked, Toriel was divided, she wouldn't let her children be hurt, but would they ever turn back to normal?

"Okay, do what you must..." Toriel turned away from what was about to happen. Alphys turned to turtle Frisk, grabbed a wooden stick and swiftly whacked it against there head. A dazed look came across Frisk before standing up,

"Uugh... Alphys? What was I doing?" Frisk asked Alphys, who after whacking Papyrus turned to Frisk,

"C-can't you remember? You and P-papyrus were turtles"

"NYEHH..? WHAT WAS I DOING? IS EVERYONE OK?"

Alphys turned to address the two post-turtles, "For some reason y-you two were acting like turtles, I don't know t-the reading why or how, b-but lets just leave it at that before anything else w-weird happens..."

About the same time I post this, I will be uploading my new Undertale story, Love Triangles! I won't say too much now, you'll have to read it to find out! I'm glad to finally get this out because I've been working over it for my two break weeks as of late (lucky Americans with their overrated summer...)

Anyway, excited author out!