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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Chapter 3,
PRANK WAR TEAMS:
TEAM KUDDLYKITTENZ:
Clarke Griffin
Bellamy Blake
Raven Reyes
Lexa ?
JOHN CENAAAA!
TEAM ICECREAM:
Octavia Blake
Lincoln ?
Jasper Jordan: Status: pranked once
Monty Green
TEAM THIS GAME COULD GET DANGEROUS SO STOP:
Marcus Kane
Abby/Abigail Griffin: Status: pranked once
team KuddyKittenz had spent the afternoon laying in a clearing in the forest on a picnic blanket. Bellamy and Raven laid side by side with John Cena laying on his back between them. Clarke and Lexa were laying next to each other making shapes out of the clouds.
"Hey! That one looks like John Cena!" Lexa pointed to it.
"Sistah.. you got sum problemz up in dat head of yurs," John Cena snorted.
"Guys! Look a haron!" Clarke pointed to the bird that seemed to be coming closer and closer.
Everyone screamed and dodged out of the way as the bird slammed into the ground. It had a note tied on it that said "lol."
"We got us some dinner!" Raven tossed the bird over her shoulder and they all walked back to camp.
"We need to think of a prank to eliminate Team Icecream," Clarke spoke up.
"Why not Team This Game Could Get Dangerous So Stop?" Bellamy frowned.
"Cauuuuuseeee," Clarke whined, "The game is no fun without seeing adults fail trying to get us clever kids back!"
Bellamy thought for a moment, "Fair point."
"So we aren't gonna prank them at all?"
"I didn't say that," Clarke grinned.
"Oh geez guys, she has her thinking face on!" Lexa screamed and they all dove for cover except Clarke who frowned.
"Guys, I was thinking we could annoy my mom by using Kane against her.. and prank Kane at the same time," Clarke smirked at the thought.
They all came out of their hiding places. "How would we do that, princess?" Bellamy frowned and John Cena sat on his head, shifting his paws in Bellamy's hair.
"We can drug Kane and use him against my mom," Clarke smirked.
"Girl, you're so evillllllll.." John Cena purred and got rewarded with a smack by Lexa.
"How exactly would we drug him?" Raven whispered to Clarke as they approached the gates of Arkadia.
Clarke cracked her fists and took the dead haron away from raven and tore off its wing and smeared blood all over herself.
Everyone watched in horror.
She then handed it back to Raven and Clarke tore some of her clothes before pretending to limp to medical where she figured her mom was.
"This is gonna be good!" Raven grinned and tossed the haron at some random dude's face as they all raced towards medical to climb into the air vent and watch.
"Moooooooooooooooom!" Clarke screamed as she stumbled into Medical and Abby came rushing over in a heartbeat.
"Sweetheart, what's wrong?" Abby sat her down on a cot as she checked Clarke out.
"I fell down a hill in the woods! I thought I was gonna die and never see you again!" Clarke let out a very convincing fake sob and pulled her mother into a hug.
Bellamy, Raven, and Lexa tried not to crack up laughing. John Cena continued to shift his paws in Bellamy's hair.
Abby began to wipe the blood off Clarke. Before Abby could see there were no wounds she laid back on the cot.
"I just need rest.." She murmured as she pretended to sleep.
Abby stared at her for a long, suspicious/curious moment before walking back over to organizing Medical supplies.
After a few minutes Abby walked out of Medical to go get something. Clarke sat up and looked around before pouring a bottle of yellow colored liquid into a shot and she slipped it up her sleeve. She then ran out of Medical where the others met her.
"Now," She smirked, "We just need to find Kane.." they all glanced around camp but didn't see him so they walked into where lunch was served and he was sitting at a table talking to Sinclair. Team Icecream were sitting at a table and turned their heads when Team KuddlyKittenz walked in.
Nearly all the camp had heard of the prank war and were placing bets on which person they thought would win. Everyone went silent expecting them to pull a prank. Clarke walked up to Kane after slipping the shot up her sleeve a little further, careful so nobody would notice. "Not the Chancellor!" Clarke heard someone murmur and snickers replied.
"Clarke?" Kane looked up to her, very wary that she was about to pull a prank. The other members of Team KuddlyKittenz pretended to get lunch so it wouldn't look suspicious to Kane. Clarke held out John Cena to him and John Cena looked up at Clarke with annoyance.
"I want you to have this," Clarke pushed John Cena closer to Kane's face.
"Erm.. I'v heard enough stories about that cat," Kane glanced at the cat who crossed its arms.
Clarke looked at nearly all of the citizens of Arkadia who were watching in silence. "Please, It's a thankyou for everything you've done for Arkadia, we wouldn't be here without you!"
Kane warily reached out to grab John Cena and when he did Clarke pushed the shot into his hand and he flinched and jump back.
"What the hell?" Kane looked at his hand where he was bleeding and Clarke bounded out the door leaving John Cena behind with Kane and the other members of the KuddlyKittenz team followed.
Clarke could hear the lunch room laughing as they all sat around a fire waiting for Kane to become drugged by the shot.
"So, how long will it take?" Bellamy looked to Clarke.
"About 20min."
And so our amazing little pranksters waited 20min
About that time later Kane came stumbling out and Clarke smirked as they all walked up to him.
"How ya feeling?" Lexa spoke up.
"Hi...hi...hi...hi..HI... HI.. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Kane screamed and everyone in the camp turned their heads in his direction and he waved with giant pupils.
Clarke tried her best not to crack up laughing on the spot and she could tell the others were struggling also.
"Alright big guy, lets get you to Medical."
"But I want an oompalumpa nowwww!" He stomped his foot.
"I told you we shouldn't have watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the other night," Raven murmured to Clarke.
Once they managed to haul Kane to the doors of Medical with awkward glances from passing people, they pushed him in then retreated to the air vent where they watched it all play out.
"Marcus! I was just about to come see you I-" Abby was cut off by Kane pressing his finger to her lips and squishing her face together.
"I have to admit something to you," He said gently and her eyes filled with hope.
"I.. love...FAIRIES!"
Abby jumped back with surprise at how loud he screamed and she noticed at that moment he was drugged. She glanced at the air vent. "Get in here. Now!" She yelled at the kids in the air vent and their eyes widened as they scrambled out and into medical.
"You drugged Marcus?" Abby spat as she tried to take the sharp medical tools away from Marcus as he played with them like action figures.
"It's a prank war," Clarke pointed out as Lexa, Raven, and Bellamy were snickering watching Marcus begin to play with Abby's hair and he cut a strand of it with a Medical knife and she didn't even notice. Then he put it on his head.
"Yes a prank war NOT a drug your Chancellor war!" She spat as she yanked her hair away from Marcus who made puppy eyes.
"You get to occupy him until he is un-drugged!" Abby snorted, "And keep him IN medical, don't make a fool out of him in front of Arkadia!" Abby snapped as she walked out of Medical to go get her lunch.
Bellamy held up a leash and harness and Clarke nodded as they attached it to Kane and hauled him outside on the leash. "Come on boy, lets go outside!" Raven chuckled.
Everyone grinned and started laughing when they saw Marcus - their chancellor on a leash being dragged around by Clarke.
"Hey!" John Cena jumped up to Clarke. "You ditched me!"
"Sorry bro," Clarke and John Cena fist bumped.
"Its kewlll," The kitten responded as he stood up on his hind legs, "So whats with this one?" the cat pointed to Marcus who was pretending to bark at someone who ran away scared.
Clarke only shrugged as they dragged him around camp and it didn't take long for Abby to storm out of the lunch room and drag Clarke by the hair along with Marcus back to medical.
"I thought I said to keep him here!"
"We put him on a leash," Bellamy said with a sarcastic voice as Kane pretended to be a horse since he saw Octavia riding her's around.
Abby put her hand on her face as if she had a headache, "Just get out!" She snapped and they scaddadeld out of there.
TBC..
XDD I just had to put Kane on a leash. Anyways, if you have an idea of what prank team should do to the other team put it in a review and I'll take it under consideration! Bye!
