Chapter 8

Waking up a few hours later Felix noticed that he was alone in the infirmary. Did they forget me, he thinks examining if anybody was actually there and he just couldn't see them. Getting up from his bed he walked around and concluded, "They did forget me!" Exiting the Domus Flau, Felix can see street lamps illuminating the area. It's already night time! What the hell! 'You're part of Fairy Tail' they said. How could they forget I was still in the infirmary, he continues as he makes his way to the inn. Walking for several minutes he heard voices. Locating the source he found Erza and one of the girl's from Mermaid Heel talking. Huh, even the great Erza Scarlet needs some girl talk, none of my business, he thought as he continued on his way. Few minutes later he saw Natsu and Happy who looked like they were apologizing to a female member of Sabertooth. Whoa, what's going over there? I know Natsu's words can pull your hearts, didn't know they could break them too, Felix thought walking past them. Finally arriving at the inn, he entered the room his team were staying in and said, "Yo, I'm back."

"Felix," Lucy said surprised. "Where have you been?"

"Oh you know," he replied getting angry. "In the infirmary at the Domus Flau!"

"Woops," Lucy said. "I guess we kinda forgot you huh."

"Yeah…You kinda did."

"Sorry Felix," Wendy apologized. "The day got even crazier after your battle."

Don't look at me with those sad eyes Wendy, I was prepared to hug you tight and say don't worry everything is gonna be fine, Felix thought. "Anyway. What do you mean crazier?" The girls then explained the whole Jenny vs. Mirajane and how they had to dress up ranging from School Swimsuits, Cat Ears, Glasses, Bondage, Bikinis, Bikinis with pantyhose, and finally Wedding Dresses. Then they explained the battle between Mermaid Heel's Kagura and Sabertooth's Yukino. "Wow, that sure sounded crazy," Felix said, but internally he was saying, ARE. YOU. FRICKING KIDDING ME. SCHOOL SWIMSUITS, CAT EARS, GLASSES, BONDAGE, BIKINIS, BIKINIS WITH PANTYHOSE, AND WEDDING DRESSES! WEDDING DRESSES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I COULD'VE USED MY PICK UP LINE. 'Hey Lucy, we should get married cause your smile melts my frozen heart away.' Cliché I know, but I bet it would've worked god damnit! BACCHUS I BLAME YOU! LIFE IS INDEED UNFAIR!

"Felix," Lucy asked.

"Yes," he replied.

"Are you sure you're ok?"

"Why would you ask that?"

"Well…we're all getting this feeling that you're angry about something."

"Oh no. Not at all, just a little sad that you guys forgot me, but it's ok cause from what I've heard you had a pretty long day." I need to let it out. I can't take it. Knowing that I missed an opportunity like that, my head is going to explode. "If you could excuse me ladies I just need some fresh air."

"Sure go ahead," Lucy said pointing Felix to the balcony. He went outside and the girls heard a loud scream then he came back in. "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what," Felix asked re-entering the room.

"It came from outside, I'm-"

"I heard nothing hehehe. Man Lucy you must be really tired if you're starting to hear things."

"Guess you're right, oh by the way did you see Natsu and Happy, they left a while ago."

"Oh yeah, I saw them apologizing to the girl you just mentioned…uh…Yukino. Yeah."

"Ok. At least they aren't in any trouble."

Several Minutes Later

"What do you mean you picked a fight with their guild master," Lucy shouted at Natsu from hearing his story.

"What's wrong with you," Gray added.

"Yeah Gray teach him a lesson," Lucy exclaimed.

"Why didn't you invite me," Gray shouted. "I wanted a piece of them too!"

Saw that one coming, Felix thought. Still, Natsu's got some balls to challenge a guild master, let alone one who's guild is the current champion.

"I certainly don't agree with their methods Natsu," Erza said. "But what if you seriously injured one of their members. We're lucky they didn't press any charges."

"Yeah yeah," Natsu replied. "Just can't stand people like them."

"We all can't," Erza said putting her hand on his shoulder. "So we'll duke it out in the games."

"Speaking of which, what is the game tomorrow," Felix asked.

"Don't know," Gray answered. "We're gonna find out tomorrow."

Next Day, Domus Flau

"The name of the game today," the commentator shouted. "Pandemonium!"

"Which one of us hasn't competed yet," Felix asked.

"I believe I haven't," Erza answered.

"Guess you're up then," Gray said. The team wished Erza good luck as she made her way down to the field.

After the rest of the participants arrived and the city's mascot explaining the rules the event began. Monster Slaying huh, Felix thought. Wonder who i-

"I'll go first, and I'll be taking all 100," Erza said. The crowd along with the guilds and their members were shocked.

Should've seen that one coming, Felix thought. The event began and after watching Erza compete for several minutes, Felix thought, Damn. She's on fire right now. Monster after Monster. Glad I'm on her side. She finally slew the last monster and everyone cheered. Wonder what they're gonna do know since Erza just cleaned house. The city's mascot then appeared with a sphere describing it as a magical power scale to make up for Erza's clearing of the entire dungeon. Felix was shocked to learn that there was another God Slayer, but he controlled lightning. Figures he would be with Sabertooth. The last person to test their strength was Cana. Examining her, Felix thought, Cana Alberona, she's hot and powerful, but I don't think she could top the Lightning God Slayers points. Wait what's that on her a-.

Suddenly the sphere exploded and read 90000 points. The crowd amazed by the fact a person from Fairy Tail was so powerful. "We're only just getting started," Cana shouted to the fans. "Fairy Tail will be number one again!"

Ok, I didn't think she was that powerful, Felix thought as he watched Cana bow and exit the arena. Now it's time for everyone's favorite activity, the battles. Felix watched as Laxus was called to challenge Raven Tail's Alexi. Master sure is taking precaution after what happened with Lucy. The fight seemed normal until Laxus broke the illusion spell casted on the arena showing that he was fighting the entire Raven Tail Team. What the? How did I miss that, more importantly Laxus kicked all their asses alone? Note to self: Don't fight Laxus. Raven Tail was escorted by guards due their disqualification. Serves them right. Wonder who is next.

"Fairy Tail Team A Wendy vs Lamia Scale Chelia," the commentator shouted. "Let's get it on!"

Felix watched as the two little girl entered the arena. Chelia? Never heard of her before wonder what kind of-, Felix was cut off when he heard Chelia say Sky God. Another God Slayer? Small world. The battle between the two lasted until time ran out ending in a draw. Felix and the crowd then awed as the two looked like they became friends. Friendship is magic, Felix thought wiping a tear from his eye.

"Well that concludes the activities for today folks," the commentator said. "Come back tomorrow for more excitement."

Later that night at a pub in Crocus

The Fairy Tail Guild celebrated for the performance of the guild members who participated in today's games. "Well done my children," Master Makarov shouted as he raised his mug. "Today's victory belongs to you!" The guild members cheered and drank their hearts away.

Oh no, I'm going as far away as possible from alcohol, after what I heard. Apparently I got super drunk and did some pretty weird things. So nope not today. Not even if Lucy offers me a drink, Felix thought as he returned to his corner of the pub.

"Heeeyy Felix," Lucy said. "You w-"

"NO."

"Awww you're no fun," Lucy said giving puppy dog eyes as she put a mug of alcohol on his table. "Just one."

Stop it. No. Resist Felix. Don't give in, Felix thought.

"Please….."

God damnit fine, Felix thought picking up the mug. Sighing he continued, "Bottoms up."

Several Minutes Later

(Situation: I don't need to tell you do I?)

"I'm just *hiccup* so hurt *hiccup* that you all *hiccup* forgot about me," Felix says putting his head on the bar table. "I *hiccup* mean I won *hiccup* a battle. I deserve *hiccup* more," he shouted lifting his head and mug.

"There he goes again," Gray says shaking his head.

"Lucy you're mean sometimes," Happy said.

"Oh shut up," Lucy replied. "I think it's funny and kinda cute that he gets drunk easily."

"Ooohhh, scandalous," Happy added. He then was slapped across the room.

"Scandalous *hiccup*," Felix said. "I'll tell you *hiccup* scandalous," he continued as he got on the table. "Scandalous is *hiccup* when I'm the only one *hiccup* who didn't get to see *hiccup* all the girls in this *hiccup* guild in School Swimsuits, *hiccup* Cat Ears, *hiccup* Glasses, Bondage, Bikinis, Bikinis *hiccup* with pantyhose, and Wedding Dresses! *hiccup* Wedding Dresses! I could've used my pick up line!" Looking at Lucy he said, "Hey *hiccup* let's get married *hiccup* cause you-*hiccup* your smile melts my frozen heart away…" Lucy getting embarrassed from hearing Felix's drunk proposal.

"That was cliché," Gray said.

"I thought so *hiccup* too, man ice mages think alike," Felix replied. "Anyway…any…way," he uttered before falling off the table and knocking out.

The guild members laughed and continued to party hard. Lucy approached the knocked out Felix and kneeled down. "He's kinda cute when he is sleeping too," Lucy said brushing some of Felix's hair out of his face. Hold on that last time I said that I was uppercutted by Natsu. I'm just gonna slowly back away now, Lucy thought backing away from Felix.

What up guys! Drunk Felix is back! ahahahaha! So I hope you all are enjoying the story so far and laughing along the way with Felix's experiences. So I added some "softcore romance" again between Felix and Lucy, hope you all are enjoying that too. Anyway if you made it this far I don't how many times I have to tell you this, but I'll keep doing saying it, Thanks for reading it means a lot. I hope you'll stick with me till the end. Don't forget to R&R, good or bad. Stay tune for more chapters coming your way! And as always cya!