Hello all my lovely readers! How are all of you doing today? Thanks for all the views and two reviews I'll talk about those in the Random Shit Section (Yep I'm keeping that name) But anyhow I'll be nice and tell you guys that we're finally entering cannon! Wooooo! and don't worry I've been reading though the Arrancar Arc (again) to make sure I don't mess things up too badly while still adding what I want to happen so yeah, now Off to the Story with you lot.

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Chapter 8: A Spying Snake

Karakura High School

"I~CHI~GOOOOOOOW!" Keigo sang out but Ichigo gave him clothesline in the middle of his greeting knocking him to the ground.

"Sup." Ichigo greeted Keigo like any other day even through he just knocked that wind out of him.

"Morning, Ichigo." Mizuiro greeted Ichigo giving him room to pass.

"Sup, Mizuiro." Ichigo returned the greeting and kept on his way to class.

"Morning, Asano-san." Mizuiro greeted Keigo while standing on his head.

"I will kill you someday." Keigo answered trying to get back up failing badly. "Why do I hang out with these guys?"

"Oh! Good morning, Kurosaki-kun over here!" Orihime called out to Ichigo once she saw him enter the classroom standing next to Uryu's desk along with Chad.

Before Ichigo could return it Keigo busted in. "Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigooooooo-!" He yelled at the top for his lungs with arms waving in the air. "What's with that combination!? It's just weird Right?! The Beauty and The Beast plus Glass! What the hell!? Did they all get that close over the summer! This needs deep investigation at once!"

"Nothing happened and shut up already." Ichigo shot Keigo down and walked right pass him joining up with Orihime and the others.

"Whaaaaaat!? Why are you joining them too!? Am I the odd man out now?! NOOOOOO! My fears are coming true! I've been come Irrelevant" Keigo wailed in fear, holding a hand to his chest as if he'd just got his heart ripped out.

"Gooooood...Morning HIME!" Chizuru greeted Orihime the only way she knew how with a hug from behind and groping her breast making the orange-haired girl cry out until out of nowhere a swift kick was driven into the side of Chizuru's head knocking her into a wall, blood flying everywhere.

"Summer or fall all you think about is trying to get some." Tatsuki groaned after getting Chizuru off Orihime in such a violent fashion but unknown to her or anyone else in the classroom they were all being watched by a pair of compound eyes belonging to a white butterfly with a blue outline under it's lower wings that was hovering just outside a window.


At the same time Las Noches Kusa's palace

"Man, kids these days sure are loud and violent huh?" Kusa muttered to himself, sitting at center at of a long white couch in front of him was a large screen with a live feed of what was going with Ichigo and friends. He had been tasked with keeping an eyes on Ichigo by Aizen and report anything that could be problem of his plans.

"Heh, 500 years ago it was a lot worse Kusa but at least the women have bigger tits now just look at those mountains jiggling, they want nothing more to be felt by my hands, ooohh." Orochi moaned while resting her head on Kusa's leg, her eyes fixed on Orihime's large mellows even licking her lips and moving her hand as if she was groping them herself. "Oh thank you Aizen-sama for giving us these powerful tools of good."

Kusa sweat-dropped at her antics and held out a finger for one the white butterflies to land on it. "I wouldn't say they're being used for good but these Tengoke-cho(Heaven Butterfly) are pretty useful for information gathering." He allowed the butterfly to walk along his finger for a bit then watched it flying around the room until it landed on Lilynette's horn who was a sit way from Kusa. "Hmm, hey I don't want to seem rude or anything but why are you here again?"

Lilynette turned to Kusa giving him a her usual glare. "Starrk says that your place has the nicest breeze in Las Noches." She answered, pointing a thumb behind her and they both turned to an open area with Starrk sleeping on a pile of pillows while under a large umbrella over him both of which he brought with him here.

"...Ugh, well that's understandable but why are you here?" Kusa asked, wiggling a finger at Lilynette. "I mean every time we talk it usually ends with insults flying and you hitting me, so I'm just...you know wondering."

"Tsk, I don't need to give you a reason why I'm here." Lilynette answered, crossing her arms and looked look at Kusa annoyed.

"Th-that doesn't make sense you can't just drop in on someone at their home like that." Kusa said both annoyed and confused by Lilynette's answered.

"Oh Kusanagi-sama don't you know it's useless to ask a girl why she does things." Orochi pointed out, rolling around to have her head resting on her arms and looked at Lilynette and raised an eyebrow when an idea went though her mind. "But it is a little annoying that she's here I can't have fun with my master when people are looking." She said rather seductively and moved her tail up to Kusa's face caressing it slowly smirking when Lilynette's face started twitching. "Oh?"

Instantly Kusa pushed her off his leg and jumped to the left. "Whoa! Save that creepy perverted stuff for Sigua you damn dirty snake!" He yelled, rubbing the side of his face that Orichi torched with her tail.

Orochi just hissed with her tongue out. "I'm gonna get ~you~ later." She said to Kusa though their minds.

"No please?" Kusa whimpered back feeling a chill go down his spine...and something was poking his left side. "Huh?" Looking down he found Lilynette's horn stabbing his ribs. "Ugh, could you over little this uncomfortable?"

"Why don't you just move back." Lilynette answered blankly not even looking up at Kusa.

Kusa glanced back at Orochi as she stared back at him with her tail waging back and forth waiting for him to return. "Nope, I'd rather have horn digging into my ribs then anything she has planed." He muttered, keeping his sit and turned back to the screen in time to see Ichigo run out of the class room followed quickly by Orihime and Clad while Uryu just fixed his glass. "Hmm, a hollow attack let's how this kid fights?" He said, using a Lilynette as an arm rest and to his surprise she didn't do anything.


Somewhere in Karakura Town

"BEEEEEEEF!" Roared a Hollow that Ichigo was alerted to earlier. It fired a volley of energy blasts at Ichigo who blocked most of them with Zangetsu. "POOOOOORK!" It roared even louder than before with it's hand ready to smash Ichigo through building.

"Just make up your damn mind, beef or pork?!" Ichigo yelled back at hollow cutting it in half with just one swing. "Now as I was saying; guys it's just a normal hollow you didn't need to come help me with this." Ichigo said to Chad and Orihime while the Hollow was dissolving away with it's last words being pork. "Finally picked something huh?" He asked to the Hollow and it moaned out Beef.

"Yea but I've always wanted to run out of class with the bathroom excuse just one time haha." Orihime said laughing to herself.

"That's a bit much Inoue." Chad said.

"Hey, by the way where's Ishida?" Ichigo asked, looking around for said Quincy and didn't see him. "Is he being all high and mighty again."

"Uhmm, well he hasn't being doing too well since we got back from the Soul Society." Orihime answered, her face showing that she didn't really want to say anything more on the matter.

"Huh? You notice anything?" Ichigo asked Chad getting a no out of him then they turned to Orihime for more info.

"I don't think he wants you to know Kurosaki-kun or anyone at all." Orihime explained, looking down little to avoid the others gaze.

"Then you shouldn't have told us just now, don't you think?" Icihgo pointed out, watching Orihime think for a bit until she got a shocked expression.

"AH! You're right! What do I do now!?" She asked herself with her eyes spinning in confusion.

"It's okay, we'll just act like nothing happen alright." Ichigo assure, making her calm down.

But watching from above was young man in the Karakura high uniform and newsboy cap who was floating upside-down while drinking some water.(How?)"Kurosaki Ichigo, Huh?" He said grinning wide at Ichigo walking back with the others.


Kusa's palace

"Hirako Shinji, huh?" Kusa muttered, watching Shinji spy on Ichigo and friends. "Hmm, hey Lilynette mind garbing that for me?" He asked, pointing to a small black book on a coffee table.

"What is it?" Lilynette asked, picking up the book which had a white tag that read; for Kusa's eyes only :D! "And where did you get it from?" She added after reading the tag and handed it to Kusa.

"Oh Gin gave it to me after I started watching that kid." Kusa answered, opening the book up and flipped through the pages until he came to one with Shinji's face. "Let's see former Captain of the Fifth Division 110 years ago...*reads some more*...a test subject in one of Aizen's Hollowfication experiments result; failure. Kill on sight if you get the chance there is a reward for it..." After reading that Kusa just closed the book and tossed it back on the coffee table. "...Right, ok looks like this show just got a more interesting to watch."

"Hey, where are the rest of your friends anyhow?" Lilynette asked, remembering that when she and Starrk got here, they only found Kusa and Orichi, since then no one else has come by.

"Uhmm, Uriel hangs out with Harribel so much I think he lives at her palace, Sigua's off on one of her random trips to...where ever she goes again, Axel's either picking a fight Grimmjow or he's making his 'guns' bigger, and Kumo's playing with his girlfriend somewhere outside Las Noches."(Que?) Kusa pointed out what everyone else was doing, counting each of them on his fingers and at the thought of Kumo his brotherly instinct kicked in. "Speaking of Kumo." He snapped his fingers and the screen changed to show Kumo running away from Nell, Dondochakka, Pesche and Bawabawa with tears in his eyes (Que?). "Oh they're playing eternal pursuit." Kusa muttered watching them run around some until Kumo got tackled by Nell and got pile on by Dondochakka and Pesche, snapping his fingers again and the screen went back to Ichigo at school.

"Seriously Kusa you're such a shut-in not only did you let Sebastian get the premium babes but then you let Sigua go off by herself again instead of going with her! Hell, even your little brother gets more action than you do and here you are sitting at home watching some teenagers along with a tiny flat chested girl." Orochi nagged like she was Kusa's mother with her pointing finger at the green haired Arrancar until Kusa flick one of her ears. "OW! Kusanagi-sama why?!"

"You can say whatever you want about me but leave Lilynette alone." Kusa ordered giving Orochi a stern look but her face showed that she more surprised by his word than anything else as did Lilynette. "Cause I'm the only one who gets too point out how small, under developed and useless she is!" He declared, jabbing a thumbs to his chest showing just how much proud he had when saying that.

"You Fucking idiotic bastard!" Lilynette yelled, changing up a Cero from her left eye and fired it in Kusa's face. A small cloud of smoke was left where Kusa's head was while his body was motionless. "D-d-did I go overboard?" Lilynette thought, crawling up on Kusa's lap to get closer at his face inching closer and closer until...

"BOOO!" Kusa popped his head out of the cloud right in front of Lilynette's scaring her out of her mask and made he fall off of Kusa onto floor. "Wow, I was gonna make joke about how weak that was but damn you're like first level hollooowwwww!" Kusa garbed his leg after Lilynette kicked it hard. "But somehow that still hurts like hell! And you shut up!" He yelled in pain looking at Orochi laughing at both him and Lilynette. "Ugh, I'm just going to ignored the both you and get back to watching that Kurosaki boy." He muttered dryly then picked Lilynette up and dropped her back next to him. "I'm only doing this because you make a good arm rest so don't kick me again and...I am sorry about the insult." He apologized, making sure he didn't look her in face and rest his arm on Lilynette's head. (Wait? Kusa's a tsun?)

Lilynette didn't have anything to retort since Kusa did sound like he was being a jerk and she just leaned more into him.


Later that day Kurosaki Clinic

"I can't take it anymooooooooore! Ichigoooooooooo!" Kon cried out having a major tantrum from being stuck inside his stuffed lion body for so long. "I want out! I need intimate contact with the body of young womam's soft and smooth skin. "

"You're getting annoying, stop it before Yuzu or someone else hears you, kon!" Ichigo trying to read a magazine yelled at Kon.

"But Ichigo! How can't I scream!? You keep me locked up in here like I'm a menace! If you keep this any longer I'll sue your ass for it!" Kon warned with tears gushing out his eyes and then rolled on the floor. "Life was so much better when I was in your body I touched and peeped to my heart's content and once I was done you'd take all the heat for it *sigh*"

"Tch, you punk! Don't you know those things are illegal." Ichigo warned Kon giving him a death stare.

"But at least when Rukia-sama was here I could hold out! Rukia-sama come back to meeeeeeee!" Kon got down on his knees with his arms and head to the ceiling hoping to god that Rukia would come back to him.

"Shut up and go to sleep already!" Ichigo yelled at Kon about ready to toss the magazine he was ready at the talking toy but his Substitute Shinigami Badge went off. "Great, I was starting to get used to the screams." He grabbed the badge to allow his soul to come out his body then he taped Kon with it making him spit out his pill. "Now you just sit here and take care my body." Ichigo said, dropping Kon into his body before going out the window. "And don't anything stupid, you got that."

Kon just put on a perverted smile. "Of course but take your time I~Chi~Go, hehehe!" He snicked, groping the air.


Back with Kusa

"Oh I like this guy he has the right idea." Orochi saluted Kon for his way of life as a fellow pervert then she turned to Kusa with a smirk. "Maybe we could try that sometime huh?"

"No." Kusa answered half asleep who knew you could feel the same level boredom from school by watching someone do it, rubbing his eyes Kusa tried to get back to spy but the screen went black. "Huh?"

In the next moment Gin's ever smiling face appeared on it. "Hey there, Nagi-san, anything good on?" He asked whimsically with a remote in his hand.

"What do you want Gin?" Kusa asked in a deadpan, he lacked the enthusiasm to joke around with Gin right now.

"Aww, Nagi-san ya aren't in the mood for some laughs?" Gin faked a whimper and an unhappy face but went right back to smiles like nothing. "~Well~ anyhow I've just got a more exciting job for ya; looks like a one of the reject Arrancars went to the world of the living, mind bring them back before they get noticed by the Gotei." He explained then waved to Kusa before the screen went black again.

"Sure thing thanks for calling." Kusa said in a bored tone to the black screen and turned to look at Lilynette who nodding off on Kusa's side. "Aww that's kind of cute." He gave her head a little pat then threw her off to the floor landing face first.

Lilynette reacted in the most normal you should after getting woke up by like. "What the hell was that for!? You jerk!?"

"I'm going to the world of the living for awhile." Kusa said, ignoring Lilynette's out burst even though he was the cause of it the he swiped two of his fingers sideways to open a Garganta for him. "Want to come with?" He offered with a hand held out.

"I've had enough of you for one day good riddance." Lilynette answered, shooing Kusa away as if he was a cat or dog.

"Yea, that's right get out and taste some fresh air." Orochi added, doing the same as Lilynette. "Go get a girlfriend or something and make me proud ma boy."

"You are coming with me." Kusa said trying not to yelled at her but vein appearing on the side of his head was fooling anyone.

"Aww, I wanted to use those Butterflies to peep on girls." Orochi moaned in disappointment with her ears hanging low and tail dragging behind her as she followed Kusa into the Garganta leaving Lilynette to herself.

After Kusa and Orochi were gone Lilynette walked over to Starrk still sleeping like a baby. "Wakey! Wakey!" She yelled cheerfully then jumped into the air.

Starrk opened his eyes half way in time to see a pair of feet sinking into his guts. "Ahhgoooo!" He groaned, getting up in a flash with hand rubbing his stomach. "Oh you it's just you Lilynette." He said at seeing it was his other half and laid back down on his pillows closing his eyes. "Leave me alone."

"Hey! Get up! You've been sleeping all day! Come on! Come on! Come on!" Lilynette started, kicking and stomping on Starrk to get him to get off his ass until he sat up suddenly knocking her over. "What's up with you?"

"All day huh? Guess Kusanagi good for something." Starrk said, rubbing his eyes then got up and started walking out of the room leaving his pillows, umbrella and lastly Lilynette behind since he wasn't in the mood to bring anything with him. "I might have to come back here when I want to sleep."

"Hey! Wait for me! And what did you say about that jerk?!" Lilynette ran after Starrk once she realized he was going back to their palace.


Karakura Town Kon's Lustful adventure

"Freedom! Freedom! At last! Time to use this small period of time to get as much ass as possible!" Kon cheered gleefully as he ran around on hunt for any girls that met his tastes which meant big breast on a nice figure. "'Don't do anything Stupid' he says, Hah! Everything I do is good idea!" He did haven't care in the world which wasn't helping him notice the tear in space above him.

It grew larger and larger to allow Grand Fisher now a giant Arrancar to appeared his eyes set on Kon. "Kurosaki...Ichigo!" He growled pouncing out of the air and right top of Kon.

"Huh!" Kon sensed something coming at him and he stopped just as Fisher slammed in front of him knocking him back. "Oh come on why does everyone have a problem with me having...fun?" He started but went silent quickly at seeing just what fell out of he sky. "You're...*gulps*...You're Grand Fisher!"

"KUROSAKI! ICHIGO!" Fisher roared like a wild animal, raising an arm up to crush Kon not knowing that he was after the wrong soul in the right body.

"SHHHHHHHIT!" Kon screamed his pill even jumping out his mouth for a second before he took off running with Fisher right on his tail. "Fuck me! Fuck Me! Fuck me Sideways!" He cussed while running up a the side of building and jumped high into the air just in time as Fisher smashed the rooftop to pieces. "Hey! Hold on! Time Out! I think you got the wrong guy here!" Kon begged in fear and crossed his arm in a X to show he didn't to fight not that he could anything to this thing.

"Why are running Kurosaki Ichigo!? Hurry up and change so you can fight!" Fisher chased after Kon, destroying another roof top with a swipe of his arm while Kon jumped to the next one. "Are you shitting yourself at my new power little boy!"

"Why is this happening to me, even if I tell him I'm not Ichigo he'd still kill me." Kon thought with tears running down his face, keeping as far away from Fisher as possible. "...And what the hell is up with his mask it's open and his face is showing can Hollows even do that kind of thing?" He looked back to get better look at Fisher but he was got. "Where?"

"Enough." Fisher appeared with his hand around Kon surprising him. "I've been chasing you like a snail to give you time to change into your Shinigami from but I am tried of this shit!" He took a hold of Kon then slammed him into the road below them. "If you are so unwilling to fight me then I'll crush your soul along with your body." Fisher warned murderously and readied an arm to the deed.

"Crap! I...can't...move!" Kon could only raise his arm up in an useless attempt to defend himself, luckily for Kon something was thrown in the way of Fisher's hand creating a barrier between them. "Wait a second that's, that's..."

"Tsk, tsk I told you to keep that thing around you wherever you go." A voice from behind complained half-heartily causing Kon and Fisher to look at the new comer with Kon's eye going wide standing confidently behind him was Isshin but he was wearing a Shinigami uniform compete with a Zanpakutō at his side. "Sorry Hollow-san Ichigo's not in right now but maybe you and your friends can play with me instead." He offered, cracking a cocky grin.

"Who are you and what do you mean by my friends?" Fisher asked, looming over Isshin and Kon with both of them getting caught in his shadow. "I made sure that I wasn't followed by anyone when I came here."

"Uh huh, Well I'm Kurosaki Isshin and if they're not your friends then I wonder what they're doing here." Isshin answered causally to Fisher like he was someone he met on the street while pointing up to a near by building.

"Hmm...!" Fisher looked up and his eyes widen in fear and shock at the sight of Kusa looking back down on them with Orochi sitting next to him. "Shit! Him of all people!" He cussed in a low tone then backed away and tried to make himself look small under Kusa's gaze.

"What the hell? What is this big ass of guy shitting himself cause of those two?" Kon thought at seeing Fisher cowering in fear like death was standing in front of him. "Wha!?" He gasped when Kusa disappeared with out a hint of movement for him.

"Oh wow! This is a pretty nifty charm did you make yourself, Kurosaki-san?" Kusa asked, holding said Charm up while crouching next to Kon with his back to Fisher surprising shocking Kon and Fisher into backing away from him. "Hmm, was that too fast for you guys?" He added, tossing the Charm at Isshin.

"Not at all and yea I did make it for that guy over there." Isshin answered, catching the Charm then threw it behind him for Kon. "You better keep that close Kon especially right now."

"Wait, when did you figure it out?" Kon asked one of the many question that where piling up in his head.

"Oh that day at the graveyard, I saw you enter Ichigo's body and haven't you noticed that I've never called you 'Ichigo' before." Isshin answered with his back to Kon while he kept his eyes on Kusa, ready to react to anything he would try.

"That's such a mean look you're giving me Kurosaki-san, I haven't even done anything yet." Kusa said, holding up his hand to show that he wasn't up to fighting just yet that is. "But maybe I was rube for spying from up there without saying hello and giving my name, It's Tsurugi Kusanagi." He introduce himself with a small bow of his head. "And that's my friend Orochi *points to her*, the two for us are here to bring that guy back but looks he has something to do with your son so could you tell us where he really is?"

Isshin just put on annoyed look at the question. "Hell if I know, he's not a baby anymore, besides I've always been relaxed with the rules at my home."

"Lair! What about the girls you treat them like max level prisoners!" Kon butt in giving Isshin a questioning look.

"Hey, they're different girls need lot more attention then boys." Isshin shot right back at Kon waving him off then clapped his hands. "But I didn't come all the way here just to save that little guy, I came here to kill that guy behind you." He said, nodding over at Fisher who girted his teeth at Isshin. "Unless you're going to stop me then I might have a problem."

"Oh that's what you're after huh?" Kusa put a hand to his chin to think before going back to Orochi on the rooftop. "Then go right ahead fight." He said with a smile coming to his face.

"Hey, Kusa letting the two of them fight might get us more attention than either of us want." Orochi pointed out with a bored look on her face. "*sight* Why didn't he leave me at home I could be watching girls sleeping in their underwear right now." She gored in her mind making sure Kusa could hear her thoughts and if worked since he faked a cough. "And maybe I could catch them doing this and that with their men."

"Ahem, not to worry I got that covered just give me a moment." Kusa held out of his right hand and took in deep breath. "Forget my sin and hide my crimes. Cast a veil of mystery over the eyes of my hunters. Stand watchfully with blood red eyes." Once Kusa finished the incantation his hand glowed with a crimson light. "Bakudō #85 Joōkyūden!(Queen's palace)" He raised his hand towards the sky and shot out a tall beam of red light that spread out in all direction covering everything in a block radius around Kusa in a red dome. "That should keep anyone from finding us out."

"Oh Kidō and a pretty high level one at that you must have a great teacher to pull this off." Isshin was impressed by Kusa's display by the look and feel of it he guessed that it was keeping anyone from seeing or sensing what was going inside. "But question is did you do it not to get noticed or to stop me from getting away."

Kusa just shrugged at Isshin then pointed at Fisher. "I think you got something else to keep your mind active." He said as Fisher was shaking with anticipation.

"HEHEHEHEHEHE!" Fisher laughed like the demon he was with a mad grin across his face once he heard that Kusa wasn't going to take him back right way he turned right back to his menacing demeanor. "This is perfect! At first I was planing on just killing you going after Ichigo but now I get to do that with one of Aizen's favorites watching me do it! I will show you the power I have been given!" He roared as his body started to grow even bigger than it already was, matching the high of the buildings around him and he grew a pair of tusk on his shoulders adding to his already gruesome appearance.

"H-h-he's so damn big! Bigger than a Menos!" Kon said in disbelief. "The fuck is he?!"

"Calm down Kon he's just Arrancar, a rare group of Hollows that break their mask to a gain the power of Shinigami." Isshin answered, unafraid of Fisher new form.

"You're well versed aren't you now." Fisher grinned at Isshin while reaching over his back to his Zanpakutō. "Then you must know what this is right and how you can't win against it!" He drew the massive sword from his back raising it high to show that it was as tall as he was. "A Zanpakutō's size shows just how strong the wielder's Reiryoku is a twig like your's shows how weak you are compared to me!"

"...is that so huh?" Isshin said, readying to draw his sword. "Then let's put it to the test eh?" He challenged, waiting for Fisher to accept with a goofy look on his face.

"Hah! As easy as that would be I don't think they want a quick show." Fisher laughed, throwing a hand at Kusa and Orochi then stabbed his sword into the ground under him. "Lure! Pejesapo(Angler)!" He yelled out then lifted his sword out of the ground causing an eruption of white mist to cover him form view.

"Hmm? Did his reiatsu just disappear?" Isshin though keeping his eyes on the mist and a hand on his sword, waiting for Fisher to come changing out of it in some new monstrous form uglier than anything he seen before. "What?" When the mist faded there stood Masaki as clean as day in a white robe and her arms open for Isshin. "M-Masaki?"

"Yo! Pops! Look up!" Kon yelled to Isshin making him look up in time to see a large fist coming down him.

Quickly jumping back to dodge the punch Isshin was able to see Grand Fisher's new body. He had shrunk down to in size but was still twice as tall as Isshin, only wearing a black fur lined pants and a cape that attached to four bracelet two on each arm. His mask only covered his lower jaw part and his head was mostly bald expect for set of braids at the back of his head. "H-!" Fisher cut right down the middle by Isshin the moment he opened his mouth to speaking. (Did any of you really think I'd give him a real fight?)

"Never! Play with the memory of anyone that I love!" Isshin's voice was filled burning a hate as the two halves of Fisher fell on either sides of him disappear before they in the ground and the lure of Masaki faded along with them.

"Over already huh?" Kusa said, faking a surprised look holding up his head with his hands. "I thought he would've switched places with his lure but looks like you were too fast for him meh, I'm guessing that was your wife? Nice catch." He stepped off the rooftop and floated down slowly the moment he got to the ground Isshin was there a slash coming his way. In responds Kusa pulled out Tiempo blocking Isshin's attack with a slash of his own, knocking eachother way. "How rude of you Kurosaki-san that was compliment you know?"

Isshin smirked at Kusa. "And I believe you it's just that I can't have other men saying things about her I get very jealous..." After saying that he pointed up to Kusa's Barrier. "...That and you didn't bring down your dome so I thought you wanted your turn."

"Oh? Am I really that easy to read?" Kusa asked, faking a shocked expression then swiped Tiempo across in front of him then pointed the tip at Isshin with his right holding it while his free one was at held up. "So shall we get started?"

"If you say so." Isshin answered and in burst of speed both he and Kusa clashed the impact of their blades striking eachother sent a shockwaves that rattled surrounding buildings. "Not bad." Isshin said as they pushed off from eachother and went right back in for another clash of swords.

"Holy Shit! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!" Kon got his ass behind a wall while Kusa and Isshin kept their going with them appearing and disappearing at blinding speed each time they reappeared it was in yet another clash with their Reiatsu pouring more and more with each strike leaving a heavy feel in the air. "Why the hell am I in the middle of this shit storm I should have listened to Ichigooooooo! Ichigo Come save meeeee!"

"Aww poor guy I wish I could help a fellow pervert out but Kusa might need my help." Orochi thought out loud as she took a quick look at Kon being coward for good reason. "But this old man is seriously stronger than I guessed at first *long sigh* Kusa's really good at finding dangerous people to fight." She looked up at the night sky just as Kusa and Isshin appeared and rushed at each other.

But just as they were about to strike eachother Isshin used shunpo at last second. "Nice try!" Kusa countered by slashing to his right just as Isshin reappeared leaving a cut across his chest while Kusa himself got one on his left shoulder. "Well that didn't go the way I wanted." Kusa quickly backed form Isshin with blood coming out his shoulder.

"I could say the same thing." Isshin agreed, with blood running down his chest but it was far from fatal. "Your sword play is pretty good a lot better than my son anyways."

"That so huh?" Kusa rolled his shoulder around a few times since it went completely numb after Isshin's slash. "Tch, that would've cut me in half if it hit dead on...well guess that serves me right for playing around." Once he got the feeling back in his arm, Kusa raise his hand up with it giving off purple reiatsu. "Well actually since I've I'm lot better at Hand-To-Hand combat!" He rushed up to Isshin with a fist pulled back.

"That's too bad, cause I can say the same thing about myself." Isshin held up a free hand and placed his middle finger under his thumb. "Oni Dekopin." He flicked his finger in Kusa's direction and sent Kusa back flying from just air pressure alone.(that's how I think it works)

Kusa wasn't able to stop or even slow down for that matter only stopping when He got slammed into his barrier cracking it slightly. "That hurt alot..." Kusa groaned with blood coming from his head and mouth onto which came a grin. "...But let's see how you like mine, Jugar Bala." Instantly a small circle of reiatsu appeared in front of Isshin before it blasted him out of the sky and into the pavement making a crater with his body.

"When did he set that up?" Isshin thought, laying on his back the only time he felt Kusa's reiatsu was when he tried to punch him and just before he got blasted. "Which means he either hit me from over there or he attacked before I knocked him." He got up and looked over at Kusa still pinned to his barrier. "That attack just now was something Arrancars use but he doesn't have mask fragments anywhere on him and that other with has the same reiatsu as he does."

"~So~ Kusa, how does it feel get flicked off by someone for a change?" Orochi asked, after making her way over to Kusa's side but he didn't answer her. "Serves you right after charging at him like that."

"Yea, yea I hear you, complain after I'm done beating the guy some more." Kusa said, after taking a few moments to recover then shot off from the barrier just as Isshin was coming this way. "Up already?" Kusa stopped and raised his left hand to charge up a Cero. "Pausa Cero." After paused his cero Kusa made it shot towards Isshin.

"A Cero Huh." Isshin dodged the Cero ball but it suddenly turned around on him and chased back at him. Isshin leaned back to let the ball fly by him and once again it turned right around. "That's a cute trick you got there but what's the wow factor?" Isshin turned to Kusa while still making sure that Cero never got too close to him.

"Don't worry I'm sure you'll notice it when it comes around." Kusa answered while he controlled the movement of the Cero ball with his finger. "But you should be careful it's it makes loud bang after a while." Kusa flicked his finger at Isshin and the Cero followed after him.

"If that's all I'll just bat it back at you." Isshin slashed at Cero and his blade went right through it but with out cutting it. "Wha!"

"Bang, Jugar Cero." Kusa said when the Cero was just in front of Isshin's face and fired at point-blank range covering Isshin. Once the smoke cleared Kusa found Isshin a few meters away but his left arm was in mangled mess of blood and burns. "Wow did you just contain that blast with your hand? I'm impressed Kurosaki-san and the real fight hasn't even started yet."

"That was a dirty trick." Isshin tried to shrug off the pain but once the cool night air touched his burning flesh he flinched. "Shit! If I didn't block that the way did I would be in a worse state but this is a fight I can't win right now..." Isshin forced his damaged hand to his hold his sword with his other and raised it high with it surging with his reiatsu. "GETSUGA! TENSHO!" Isshin brought down a massive slash to send out a wave of flaming reiatsu screaming towards Kusa.

"Tsk, Orochi!" Kusa switched Tiempo to his left hand and held on his right one for Orochi in mid-transformation to wrap around his arm just in time as Isshin's Getsuga covered him from all sides and tore right through his barrier making it pop like a burning balloon.


Ichigo and Shinji

"What the hell! This Reiatsu it's massive!" Ichigo gasped, stopping in his fight against this guy with hollow mask and Zanpakutō that appeared asking to join his group but once he felt this sudden burst of reiatsu that was stronger than anything he had ever felt before he couldn't think right.

Shinji looked at Ichigo annoyed. "He just picked up on that now? Even though it disappeared awhile but still how are you worth my time kid." He thought then sharpen his eyes in the direction of the reiatsu. "Just who the hell is putting out that much power out here and then there's the other one who just took it all, tch I don't recognize either of them, great." While Shinji was thinking this Ichigo tried to make his get away. "HEY! WAIT! Where are you going? We aren't done talking here!"

"I refuse!" Ichigo yelled out while waving at Shinji like he was door to door to salesman. "And you don't need to tell me anything more! I don't care about you Vaizaados or whatever you're called! I not joining you anytime soon." He clapped a hand to chest and spoke again. "I am a Shingami!(LIES!) and that's a fact, I am definitely not like you!" With that done Ichigo took off to the source of the earlier out burst.

"Such a rude little punk that one." Shinji sighed then reached around to his back pocket to pulled out a phone and dialed a number. "Hello, Hellooooo, yea it's Hirako. Is this Sarugaki-san speaking? Yea, I got some bad news the mission went south." After a quick set of screams and insults from the other end Shinji returned the phone his ear. "It wasn't my failure and don''t scream like that geez! It's only a matter of time with this kid, we'll just have to patient until he comes crawling to us for help."


Kusa's and Isshin's fight

Isshin was standing in front of a large cloud of smoke that cast a shadow of equal size over the surrounding area from where Kon was watching it looked like a storm just appeared out of where. "Come on out already." Isshin said keeping his sword ready.

Once the cloud cleaned a large purple ball made of snake scales came into view that started to unwrapped it's self with Kusa hiding under it. "That was a close one." Kusa said, lacking his joking tone as he saw that most of Orochi's scales were either burnt off or had a deep cuts in them. "There aren't a lot of things that can do this much to my Shikai, you're sure are strong Kurosaki-san." Kusa made a fist with his armored hand while Orochi encircled him.

"Looks like you still want keep going." Isshin held up his sword ready for Kusa come at him but instead Orochi turned back and Kusa returned Tiempo to it's scabbard. "Huh? what's with you now?"

"As much as I would like to keep this fight going I can't perform in front so many eyes just yet." Kusa answered, turning behind him to see Urahara looking back up at him. "Geez, the barrier only went down a second ago and already back-up is here and more is on the way." He thought, sensing Ichigo coming here fast then he opened a Garganta behind him stepping back into it with Orochi. "See ya around Kurosaki-san next I'll pay you back for putting me on defense." He smirked just as the Garganta closed and with it came the end of his and Isshin short but intense battle.

Isshin let out a breath he was holding in for awhile and went down to Urahara waiting for him. "You sure got here fast huh Urahara?"

"~Well~ When someone lights up the night sky like you just did I need come looking." Urahara answered with his fan coming to his mouth and he check out Isshin's reiatsu nodding to himself. "It looks like you're at tip top shape I'm relieved."

Isshin looked at his left arm at that more. "Yea but I'm a bit rusty by the way things when just then, any idea on who that was?" He asked, using Kido to heal his arm as he could.

"No I don't and it's worrying to think that he has those kind of people on his side." Urahara answered taking on a serious tone, not knowing about something or someone wasn't right for him. "But we'll have time to talk about that later for now we better get out here or someone going to get bombarded with question now wouldn't he?"

"Tch, I hate it when you're right." Isshin groaned, stopping the treatment on his arm and was about walk with Urahara but remembered someone. "But waht about him." He asked pointing at Kon coming out his hiding place.

"Oh but of course eeeeeeveything he saw to night...is Con-fi-den-tial right Kaizo Konpaku #8?" Urahara asked with an unsettling happy look on his face like he looking at newly discover research data.

"Yes sir!" Kon agreed, standing full attention. "I saw absolutely jack shit tonight!"

"Good, good that should keep things under wraps until something else happens." Urahara was happy to hear that and along Isshin to take Kon and leave. "So the war it starting soon but just what are you after Aizen?" He asked but no around to answer Urahara just wnt on his way.

Chapter End


Ok I hope that my battle writing skills haven't got weaker in the time I was gone Pls tell me what I need to change with a review my lovely readers and see you guy in the next one bye.

Enter if you dare to the Random shit Section/Q&A if I even get question about stuffs and things and stuff it's not like I want to answer question b-baka. (Oh god you have know idea how much it took me to leave that in and I write weird shit sometimes)

Ok let's see uhmm oh reviews from the last chapter lets start there

AngelicRiver writes- "Kusa and Uriels rematch should be interesting! Can't wait for more!"

Aww short and sweet thank you and don't worry it will, I just have think of a way to get them to fight eachother cause right they're looking something like friends now it would be wired for them go at for no reason right now if I can't think of something I'll just have Uriel be a prideful dick later.

*Chaos appears*- and that shit right there kids was called foreshadowing give the idiot a slow clap.

Me- Fuck you.

Chaos- Any day of the week baby *winks at me*

Me- *Shakes in fear* T_T ok move on to the next one please

Vizer17 writes- "Not bad as good as I was expected it to be. Now with them done with collecting everyone we'll get to the real action soon I can't wait. But also as a side thought I'm a little sad I'll never seen a vasto lordas kumo but still a good chapter can't sit still waiting for the next one."

Well I hope the action was to your liking if not? I'll try doing better but good feedback thank you and good news for ya Kumo's Ressurreccion is basically him as a Vasto lorde so look forward to that in like uhmm (needs read more into the Arrancar first)

Next up guess what I fucked up with Nell by forgetting that she was there before Harribel and didn't do the whole Nnoitora thing which would have involved Kumo being there and explained why he's her 'boyfriend' but yeaa I'll try fixing that later Ok. Don't give me that look Kubo left her in a child from until the final arc where she did jack! (Sorry couldn't hold that one back)

Ok to the fan Kido for the Chapter Bakudo #85 Jookyuden so yes Kusa knows how use Kido thanks Aizen which just makes him stronger!...Well not really since Kido has a way of being useless as fuck most of the time and Kusa does have to say the incatation to pulled off right so yea if you guys want more of those I got a few up here

Hmm? What else? I should just end it here but it's like midnight and yea so hmm?

Chaos- *whispering* Talk about the end ble-

Me- No. There is nothing to say on that, other than that we had our good times and bad times with a lot of unsolved mysteries in between but it's up to us fans to write it ourselves and show it to other fans and watch arguments about Non-cannon things until we find something else.

Ok I'm done now, be good all of you lovely readers daddy is going away now if he sees anything bad and it's not Chaos he's going to continue writing like nothing happened but just remember he still loves you all. (All of the homo)

Chaos- Pls this is the internet, people do what they want and don't give a fuck, bye boys and girls I see you in your wet dream.

Me- Chaos do not seduce the readers! That's my job :[ don't run! Ok for real get now the fuck out bye! guys!