Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY.
Author's Note: I know this is a little late, but I guess it's better to say it now than just surprise you guys with it later. As you've already noticed, this isn't a pure BlackRose story. I actually plan on featuring every couple I ship. So, aside from BlackRose and WhiteGold, there will be Arkos, LieAndSteal, BunnyDoll, ChocolateThunder, Glynder and ChocolateChipMint. At least that's the plan.
So there Weiss was. In bed, with Yang, both of them very naked. As Weiss realized this, the events of the past night came rushing back to her.
After having gotten royally hammered at the bar, Yang decided she wanted to do some parkour. Because that's what she usually did when she got drunk. Once they had gotten to the park, Yang immediately started jumping all over the place while Weiss watched.
At some point, Yang fell to the ground and Weiss ran, or rather stumbled, over to her to see if she was okay. Only to have Yang wrap her arms around her and have them both rolling around in the grass. And then, for some reason, they started making out. After a few sloppy, drunk kisses Yang started fumbling around with Weiss' pants, but Weiss stopped her. Even drunk, Weiss knew it would inappropriate to do such things in a public park.
So they went to Yang's apartment. The second the door closed behind them, they attacked each other.
It was...interesting. Weiss had never known that kind of passion. Yang...touched her with a ferocity she had never experienced before. A single touch sent shivers down her spine and made her long for more. And that's not even mentioning what Weiss did to Yang. Weiss had to admit it. Yang was extremely sexy. From her natural curves to her trained muscles, the blonde had the body of a goddess. And Weiss made damn sure to familiarize herself with every bit of it.
Just thinking about it made Weiss' face turn red. She then decided she wanted to forget last night ever happened. She needed to get back home, to her son.
So, she slipped out of Yang's bed, gathered up her clothes and snuck out of the apartment.
(**)
A few quick knocks on the door let Weiss know that Yang had arrived. She expected as much. The blonde had probably come over to tease her about last night. She gave a quick look to her son, who was quietly sitting on the couch watching TV, and walked over to the door.
"Hey, babe," Yang greeted her as she opened the door.
"Don't ever call me that!"
"Aww, what's the matter, sweetie? You still hungover?"
Weiss closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Please, stop. I really don't like these pet names."
"Really? You seemed to love them last night."
Weiss shot Yang a glare. "Last night was a mistake," she said coldly. "I was drunk and I guess I was looking for some human comfort. I certainly did not mean to do...those things with you and I don't want you getting the wrong idea. What happened last night was an accident and it won't happen again. So let's just move on and pretend like it never happened, okay? I'll see you later." With that, she closed the door.
Yang stood there, still smiling. "Sorry, princess," she said. "I'm not giving up that easily."
(**)
"What do you mean, you can't come?" Weiss nearly screeched into her phone.
"Sorry, Weiss," Ruby apologized. "Amber came down with a sudden cold, I can't just leave her."
"Why not? She's got her mother."
"Yeah, but still..."
"RUBY!"
"Calm down! I sent a replacement."
"A repla-" Before she could finish, there was a knock at the door.
"Gotta go. Bye!" Before Weiss could respond, Ruby hung up. Incredibly irritated, she walked over to the door and opened it.
Her irritation only grew when she saw Yang standing there, her stupid plastered on her face.
"Of all people, she had to send you."
"Aww, cheer up, princess. I'm just here to take Hans to his daddy while you work."
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. "Fine." She then turned around and walked over to Hans, who was kneeling in front of the table and drawing into a colouring book. "Alright, Hans, time to leave." After looking at her for a second, Hans got up and let Weiss take him in her arms to give him a goodbye kiss.
"Bye, mommy," he said in his quiet, polite tone.
"Goodbye, sweetheart. I'll see you tonight." With that, she put him down and turned to Yang. "Yang, listen. I...know I wasn't exactly nice to you last time we spoke. But, now that Neptune is living together with Sun they've gone back into "high school bros" mode. And leaving Hans with them leaves me...uneasy."
"Enough said. I'll stay there and make sure the idiots don't mess up the little prince," Yang
replied as she turned to Hans. "Come on, little man. We're goin' to see daddy." With that, she took Hans' hand and led him out.
Weiss quietly watched as they left. If I didn't have to go to this meeting. God, watch over my son.
(**)
There were two loud knocks on the door, but before Sun could open, a familiar voice spoke up from the other side. "Knock, knock!"
Sun facepalmed. After a few moments, he replied. "Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a very bad joke."
Sun sighed and opened the door. There was Yang, standing hand in hand with Hans, looking very pleased with herself.
"Of all people, she had to send you."
"Why does everyone keep saying that?"
"You know the answer," Sun said as gestured her to enter.
As she and Hans walked into the apartment, Neptune walked up and took Hans into his arms. "Hans! I missed you so much! Did you miss me, too?"
"Yes, daddy," Hans replied as he hugged his father back.
"Nice place you guys got here," Yang said as she looked around. "It's...smaller than you're old place. Cozy."
"Definitely smaller," Neptune replied as he put his son down. "Thanks for bringing it up."
"So, you guys found a job to pay for it? Are you gonna use Hans to mooch off the Schnee fortune?"
"How dare you?!"
Sun stepped in and calmed Neptune down. "Ren hired us as baristas in his café. So we're set."
"That's good. How about when you guys are off? How do you decide what to do in your spare time?"
"Yang, please..."
"Do you planet?"
The silence that followed was almost painful and was thankfully broken by Hans.
"Boo." This, on the other hand, had the two men roaring with laughter.
"Good boy, Hans," Neptune said as he ruffled his son's hair. "That joke wasn't funny the first time she told it."
"Everyone's a critic."
After that, Neptune walked off to play with his son and, after a few moments of silence, Sun approached Yang.
"So, um, h-how is Amber? And...Blake?"
Yang cocked an eyebrow. "Amber's come down with a cold. That's why Ruby sent me to drive Hans. Otherwise, they're fine."
"Oh, good. I'm just asking because...you know...Ruby."
"What about her?"
"I just thought it would be kind of awkward for my ex-wife to live with a woman who's been secretly in love with her for years. I just figured it would lead to uncomfortable situations."
Yang blinked. "No, they're fine. Better than fine actually. Now that you guys are divorced and they're living together, they no longer have to bang behind you're back."
Sun's eyes went wide and all colour vanished from his face. "What?!"
After a moment of silence, Yang barked out a laugh. "I'm just messin' with ya."
Sun clutched his chest and let out a sigh. "Oh, god. Seriously, Yang, not funny. Seriously, you don't just tell a guy that his wife was cheating on him."
"Ex-wife."
"Whatever! Not cool!"
"Okay, sorry." She turned to Neptune and Hans and then back to Sun. "Hey, do you mind taking Hans for a moment. I need to talk to Neptune."
"Oh! Uh, sure. I guess." He then walked over to Neptune and, after exchanging a few words with him, sat down next to Hans while Neptune walked over to Yang.
"What's up?"
"Hey, listen. When you started dating Weiss, how did you...? I mean, what did you...?"
Neptune gave her a confused look. "Yes?"
Yang cleared her throat. "I guess what I'm asking is: How did you get her to settle for you?"
Neptune's eyes widened slightly in realization. "Oh! I, uhh...I don't know. I guess I just...was myself. I decided that, if I was gonna be serious with her, I might as well show her the real me. You know?"
Yang nodded. "I think I do. Thanks."
"No problem. Why did you ask?"
Yang looked away. "Because I fell in love recently."
"Oh! Well then, good for you. I hope it works out well."
Yang smiled at him. "Thank you, Neptune. Seriously."
"Hey, don't thank me, yet. Remember, I got divorced."
Yang chuckled. "Don't worry. I'm sure it'll work out."