Chapter 25

Felix spent a few days in quarantine with Happy, and after a few days they were cured and released. "Sorry Felix," Happy apologized as they made their way to the guild.

"No problem Happy," Felix replied. "You weren't yourself," he continued as they entered the guild hall.

"Hey you two," Lucy exclaimed as she waved them over to sit with her and the others.

"Sup," Felix replied as he took a seat. "So what I miss?"

"Nothing much," Lucy answered. "Going on jobs and other stuff."

"Ahhh...I see," Felix mumbled as he leaned back. "Today's gonna be a boring day huh?"

Suddenly Cana burst through the door, whooping then shouted, "AH YEAH! GUESS WHAT GIRLS?"

"I spoke to soon," Felix uttered as he and the others turned their attention to Cana.

"What is it Cana," Erza asked.

"I just came back from a job and as a bonus I got us all a trip to Coco's Island Tropical Resort," Cana explained as she jumped for joy.

"Cana went on a job," Felix asked.

"No wonder I didn't smell alcohol," Natsu commented.

"So that's why it was so quiet," Gray added.

"Quit ya yapping," Cana shouted as she chopped all three of them on the head. "Anyway, girls! Pack your bags cause we leave tomorrow and the next two weeks it's gonna be fun under the sun!"

"I guess a vacation would be nice," Lisanna commented.

"After what we've been through, I think we deserve one," Bisca replied as she had flashbacks of the recent events.

"What do you say Master," Mira asked.

"Hmm...Fine," Master Makarov answered. "But only under one condition," he continued as he gave a sly smirk.

"What is it," Mira asked.

"YOU HAVE TO BRING ME," Master Makarov shouted.

"NO," all the girls replied.

Nice try Gramps, Felix thought as he watched Master Makarov sulk. "What about the guys?"

"What about you," Cana replied.

"I mean, don't we get something?"

"Yeah, you have to take care of the guild hall while we're gone," Cana answered.

"Take care of the guild hall," all the guys questioned.

"We're so screwed...," Natsu commented.

"My room's a mess and you expect me to keep this place clean...," Felix added.

"Don't worry you'll be fine," Mira said as she and the girls began leaving to start packing.

"We believe in you," Lucy added as they left. The day ended with the guys in argument of who had to do what.

It's been one week since the girls left for their vacation. Felix is lying down among the other male members. "This is where Fairy Tail falls," he commented.

"Not by our enemies, but ourselves," Natsu added.

"Stop being babies," Gray said as he swept the area. "You guys are just lazy," he continued as he wiped the tables.

"Selective activity," Felix replied as he sat up. "Anyway, I'm surprised you decided to be on clean up duty Gray."

"Well somebody had too," Gray responded. "Besides, I rather do this than paperwork," he continued as he pointed to Max and Warren under a mountain of paper.

"True," Felix said as he looked towards the bar. "And Elfman took the bartender job to 'honor' Mira..."

"What do you want," Elfman asked.

"Uh...I...uh..," a male Fairy Tail member stuttered.

"Huh? Speak up."

"I...uh...just the regular?"

"WHAT IS THE REGULAR?!"

"DON'T HIT ME," the male member shouted as he fled.

Yeah...way to honor your sister dude, Felix thought.

"Well the good thing about this is that I get to sleep in Lucy's room without her yelling at me," Natsu said as he sat up.

"Wait? You sleep in her room," Felix asked. So that explains the snores I'm hearing. I thought it was our neighbor Bob.

"Yeah. Comfy bed, nice bath and Happy and I have a evil plan," Natsu answered as he gave a evil smirk.

"What? Like raid her drawers," Felix questioned.

"No. That's to simple," Natsu answered. "We're going to move her stuff, one inch in any direction. So when she gets back, she'll bump into stuff," Natsu explained as he began to laugh manically.

"Do you even know how much is an inch," Felix asked which caused Natsu to stop. "Didn't think so..."

"Doesn't matter, we'll just move it enough to bother her," Natsu replied as he resumed his laughter.

You are so going to get it when she gets back, Felix thought as he leaned back. I wonder how the girls are doing. The day ended in a all out brawl cause Natsu got bored. The next week, the guys were planning a welcome back party for the girls. During the day of the party, they waited, but the girls didn't return. "Today is the day they were supposed to get back right," Felix asked.

"Yeah, but you know. Travel issues," Gray answered as Natsu nodded. "Not your kind of travel issues."

"Anyway, I'm sure they'll be back soon," Max commented.

"So are we gonna leave this up until they do," Felix asked as he and the others stared at the party decorations.

"Yeah...," they all answered.

Felix woke up, got ready and headed for the guild. Entering, he noticed the girls weren't back yet and said, "Okay, it's been three days."

"Yeah. They definitely should've been back by now," Gray commented.

"Maybe Cana is still hitting up every pub they come across," Elfman exclaimed.

The guys laughed, then Master Makarov said, "No. They would've contacted us by now if they were running late."

"You think something bad happened Gramps," Natsu asked.

"Maybe, but we won't be sure," Master Makarov answered. "Natsu, Gajeel, Gray, Laxus, Elfman, Alzack, and Felix," he continued. "You seven are to go Coco's Island and find out what happened. The rest of us will stay here in case they return."

The seven nodded and headed out. During their cart ride, Gajeel and Natsu motion sickness kicked in and they were out. Seeing Laxus not affected, Felix asked, "So 2nd Gens don't have motion sickness."

"Ha. Like I would fall to something as pathetic as motion sickness," Laxus replied, but he was desperately trying not to keel over.

"What ever you say," Felix said as he gazed out the window. Why do I have a bad feeling about this...

HOHOHOHO! 2 chapters in a few hours?! YES I DID! Anyway, the Harem King Arc has officially begun! Like I said, this is where our story is gonna get dark, and a bit twisted. Also maybe a bit perverted, but don't worry! I'll make sure to not cross the T rated boundary! Anyway, I hope you guys will like the visual reference I am gonna use for our mysterious Harem King. Stay tune and as always, I'll cya in the next chapter!