Another one-shot, but again a bit different, this one is in the future and will star Nick and Judy's first kid in highschool. Enjoy!
"I'd like to welcome everyone to this evening's performance." The drama teacher, Justin, a fox said to the audience. "Please enjoy the show!" he left and the curtain opened revealing a fox dressed as a navy mammal. Behind the fox stood a tiger stood in a business suit.
Nick and Judy sat down with their 10 year old winter fox named Rachel. They came to watch their son, Evan, the fox in the navy uniform, perform in the play. The lights dimmed and two other mammals came out holding instruments. A guitar and a set of drums. The tiger in the suit began to speak.
"Say...how many of you like the ocean? Show of hands….Now how many of you like fishing? That's right nobody does, because fishing is boring!" The mammal with the guitar, a giraffe spoke up. "Oh I don't know about that Franky, it can be relaxing for some mammals."
""Well how many of you know like fighting skeleton pirates on the back of killer whales?! Well I know about a guy that does that for a living." Franky said. "Is it me?" A bear asked. "No it's not you John, you don't have sea legs for such an endeavor, you need to trade in those Bee legs." Franky stated, "Oh that was a pun" The giraffe said. "It was a PUN. It's only the greatest sailor to ever live. Captain Albert Alexander! You have no idea who he is do you?"
"Well let me explain, he would kinda be like if you took the Hulk, and the Spider-Mammal, and fused them together." Franky stated. "Oh that's pretty cool" "Yea like a hybrid." "Well Captain Albert Alexander could totally beat that guy in an arm wrestling match."
The auditorium went black and when the lights returned a big setup was there. Evan was standing at the far left and in front of him you could see a story about to unfold. The tiger began to sing.
"When he was a boy
he wanted to play
down by the sea
At age thirteen
everyday after school
he would always sail around the lake
All the mammals would stand and stare
as he sailed around with precision and care
With his bi-corner hat and the way he would stand
he looked just like a Navy mammal
All the townsfolk would gather and say, and sing away
Captain Albert Alexander
He'll be a brave seafarer someday
But that Captain Albert Alexander
He'll go down in the waves
By age twenty four
he had left the shore
and was sailing for the Queen
On a dark starry night
Albert awoke to the sound
of his Captain screaming as he was drowned
The Navy crew was taking a lick
pirates had invaded the ship
But Albert with one aimed harpoon
ignited their rum with a spark and soon
flames drove the pirates away
the Navy sang
Captain Albert Alexander
Saved his crew from pirate slaughter
But that Captain Albert Alexander
He'll go down in the water
Now everyone dance
Dance. Dance.
Twenty some odd years later
On his ship The Sea Slater
He sailed into a mass of blubber
Gazing up to the sky
stood a large walrus
that was a hundred stories high, it meant no harm
The walrus was in a great deal of pain
It suffered from a tusk with tooth decay
Albert threw his anchor 'round it's tusk
with a little bit of pulling it was out by dusk
The walrus thanked Albert and sang, as he sailed away
Captain Albert Alexander
Friend to sea urchin and me
But that Captain Albert Alexander
He'll go down in the sea
At a ripe old age lightning struck from the sky
and split Albert's vessel in two
One hundred men fled for their lives
on rafts across the ocean blue
Albert stood at the stern of his ship
A giant octopus had him in it's grip
A vortex of spiraling death below ripped
and sharks and electric eels all made the trip
to see Albert
sink to the bottom of the sea
Just before he went down
he called out to his crew
"It's obvious that my time has come
I'll let this ending ensue
I've led an exciting nautical life it would seem"
and there's no better end than a death by the sea" Ben sang
His crew sang
"Captain Albert Alexander
He went down in the sea
But that Captain Albert Alexander
He'll go down in history" Franky finished
The tiger finished and Evan got up from laying down on the ground after his 'death by the sea'. Justin, their teacher returned as the lights came back on. The audience clapped at the great high school performance. After most people left Nick, Judy, and Rachel went up to Evan. "Did you guys like it?" He asked his parents. "Of course you did great son" Nick told him. "Oh so you're Evans parents" Justin walked up and Nick and him shook paws. "Your son is one of my best students. He could easily pursue a career in acting." Justin told them. "Thanks ." Evans said to his teacher.
"You ready to go?" Judy asked him/ "Yeap." The Wilde family leaves as the curtain falls.
Song is called Captain Albert Alexander. Once again by Steam Powered Giraffe.