It was after math class and Me Drako Sara and I were all hanging out. Harry was there too because it turns out you can't kill him because he's a horcrux! I had axed Harry for sex but he said he was saving himself for marrage so I asked him for his hand in marrage and he said yes, but now as I looked down at my engaugement ring I couldn't help but think. Why wuz I like this? As a Married Sue everything went my way but everyone wants me and I always get into crazy situatins. Why did I have 2B so perfect? Why couldn't I just be normal like everyone else.
Then I had a thought! Wow! I knew why I was this way and they're was only one person to blame! Mary, the author!
What?
"Yeah, hey Mary why don't you write me normal for once!" I shouted.
But your my self insert! Your what I want to bee!
"If you were me you wouldn't want to be me" I respaunded angrilly "As a Mary Stu of course I inexpliciibly think of my perfection as a curse!"
Harry Drako and Sara were confused. Maybe I shoud focus more on them (Hint hint).
No, I'm not done "U kant make a god character out of just wish fulfilament! And you can make a powerful character without making them perfect!"
asgrdfhtffrgf FINE I'm gonna stop this befour you get into some sort of morail liaison! For 1nce, the Sue's wish 4 normality is granted!
Hi, I'm Maria Brown, and I'm a witch at Hogwarts. I have long brown hair and hazel eyes. I was wearing my standard robes as I sat with my fellow Hufflepuffs, waiting to see the end of the Triwizard Tournament. It was pretty boring just sitting at the maze entrance, not being able to see what the contestants were doing, so I attempted to pass the time by casually chatting with my friend Sara. A futile effort, as she was going on and on about how she couldn't find a good boyfriend and I don't really care about romance.
Just as I was nodding off, someone warped into the starting area with the cup! The crowds cheered and the band played the victory music as I tried to get a look at what was happening. I couldn't see well through the excited croud, but it seemed like there was ... two people holding the cup? Just as quickly as the celebration started, it instead turned into confusion and shock. I didn't know what was goingg on, but then I finally got an opportunity to see clearly who had returned. It was indeed two people: Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory, but most shocking was that Cedric was lying on the ground motionless, as if dead. Despite my horror, I couldn't help but find the whole situation somehow familiar...
The End