So admittedly this wasn't quite as long as I would have liked. I don't really mind because the next chapter is underway. Anyways, this is the next chapter. Hope you enjoy.

Cinis and Alder leaned back in their chairs as the six contestants bowed and exited the field. Cinis reached over to a bottle of cherry cola and took a deep gulp. "Aah, this is the life. Commentate over good battles with free food. Doesn't get much better than this right Alder?" Alder grinned and replied, "I can think of a few ways." He said this while he was eyeing several girls in the crowd. Cinis smacked him over the head with an empty can. "Perverted old man. Eyes on the game." "I'm not old, Cinis!" "You're older than the second eldest champion by fifteen years. You're old." "I'm forty-five! I'm younger than your adopted parents!" Cinis sighed. "That makes no difference. They're old, and they were saying they were old at forty-five. So you're old too." Alder grinned. "Let's ask the audience what they think! Say aye if you think I'm old!" A resounding aye with a few nays caused Alder to pout and Cinis to smirk. "Suck it Alder! Let's go to the next match yeah?" "Fine." Mumbled Alder grouchily. Cinis laughed before stating, "The next match is David Trinity, Luke Arcos, and Dexter Sybari versus Lexy Prima, Conner Andromedus, and Olympia Cosma."

Paul and Lucas looked at each other and nodded. The trainer behind them was a tall man with a broad smile and coffee skin. He had shaved his hair bald and was wearing a black and green baseball cap. The three of them walked onto the field with smirks, or in Paul's case, a frown. Cinis grinned. "God, this is going to be interesting. My two students and my old friend from the orphanage days. Stay on the tip of your toes everyone because this'll be a great show!" Alder looked at Cinis. "How long were you at that orphanage, Cinis?" "I was sent there when I was one year old. Dad had been in a nasty crash and didn't survive the injuries. As for Mom, she died in childbirth. I was there until I was six and was adopted by a couple that couldn't have kids. We moved to Johto three years later, and look at my ass now." Dexter grinned. "Still louder than a fucking Chatot, eh Cin?!" He yelled. "That's correct, Dex! I've gone over the fucking rules so many times now you probably know them, so this is the last time today. It's a three on three Pokemon battle, each trainer uses one Pokemon. Mega Evolution is permitted. The match is over when all of one sides Pokemon are down. Battle, begin!" "Electivire, I choose you!" Yelled Paul. "Milotic, kick some ass!" Said Lucas with a smirk. "Wuking! Come on out!" Yelled Dexter as a large, Dark-Fighting-type gorilla with red tattoo-like designs across its arms and back sprang from the pokeball. Cinis blinked. "When did you go to the Terra region?" "Last year, I caught three Pokemon on a four day trip there." Replied Dexter. Cinis smirked. "Darks and dragons I'll bet." "Correct!" Olympia had sent out her Meowstic, Conner had sent out a Heracross, and Lexy had sent out a Manectric. Paul and Lucas grinned as Electivire and Milotic moved back to back. Wuking slammed his foot onto the ground as Heracross charged him. Grabbing the horn of the enormous beetle and flipping it over. "Dexter, could you target Meowstic? We've got the other two." Said Paul. Dexter grinned and clapped his hands. "You heard him, Wuking. Night Slash on the double!" Wuking rushed Meowstic before slamming a fist sharpened with dark claws into the Pokemons chest. Paul and Lucas grinned as they tapped the Mega Evolution gauntlets on their arms.

Milotic's body grew longer, and slender wings sprouted from the graceful Pokemon's back. It's eyes glowed pink. Electivire grew larger as well. A powerful looking pair of black lightning bolts travelled around the dangerous looking Pokemon. "Use Moon Wind on Heracross, let's go!" Yelled Lucas in excitement. "Bolt Punch that Manectric!" Ordered Paul calmly. Dexter looked at Paul with a raised eyebrow but made no comment. "Wuking, Shadow Punch that Meowstic into the Stone Age!" Lexy grinned. "Manectric, use Hyper Beam on that Milotic!" "Use Close Combat on that Wuking, Heracross!" Yelled Conner. Cinis grinned as Electivire and Milotic blasted the Pokemon to hell before they could even make a move. "How!" Yelled Lexy in surprise. "Manectric is an electric type! That attack should have been nothing!" Cinis giggled in the stands. "Mega Electivire's ability is Overcharge! That means that electric type moves become super effective against other electric types and can actually affect ground types!" Paul grinned. "Three on one now, Olympia." Said Lucas gleefully. Olympia winced as she saw Meowstic get thrown back into the wall of the arena. It stood, barely conscious, before falling to one knee. Lucas frowned. "Well that's not going to be fair. Let's be gentlemen and let her face us one at a time at full health, yeah?" Dexter and Paul nodded. Milotic used Heal Pulse on Meowstic and smiled alongside her trainer. Olympia sighed. "I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I believe I should forfeit. It's clear that I am outclassed." Lucas nodded. "Alright, if you're sure." Cinis and Alder grinned. "Told you that match would be interesting. Pity it was over so fast." Said Cinis as he leaned back in his chair. "Yeah, oh well. Moving on to the next match we have…"

Ash and Sceptile were lying in a tree together. Both had small twigs in their mouths as they rested. Pikachu had snuck off to buy some ketchup with Hugh and Rosa after they finished up. Ash smirked as Dawn walked into the camp and looked around. "You should go talk to her." Said a familiar voice from behind him. "I know, Mewtwo. However, I don't think I can break her heart without her friends around to help her through it." "We're back!" Yelled Cinis as he walked into camp with a grin. Paul and Lucas followed behind him, as did Dexter. "You sure it's okay for me to be here, Cinis?" Asked Dexter. "Sure, it's fine with me. Who's the girl with the blue hair?" Asked Cinis as he noticed Dawn.

"Wait a minute, white beanie, black tank top and pink miniskirt. You must be Dawn! Ash told me about you!" Dawn smiled. "In what way did he mention me?" She asked curiously. Cinis smirked before replying, "As an enormous flirt and good friend. Arc! Where the fuck are you? Why didn't you tell me we had more guests?" "I'm over here, Cinis!" Dawn recognized the voice as belonging to the man she'd met the night before. Arc walked out and saw Dawn. "Hello Dawn." Said Arc. "Hey Arc! Is Ethan awake yet?" Asked Dawn. "Christ's sake, I'm gone for seven years and you won't even call me by my real name? That hurts, Dawn." Said Ash from his tree. "Cin! When are you going to teach me Hyper Evolution!" "After dinner! Time for a game, yeah? Cards Against Humanity anyone?!" Ash, Lucas, Paul, Arc and Dexter hooted in agreement. Silver, Red, Hugh, Serena, Rosa and Hilda arrived in time to hear Cinis's proposal and cheered alongside him.

"I drink to forget blank." Said Ash with a grin. Cinis and Dawn smirked as they placed their cards in the pile. Hilda and Rosa placed theirs next. Serena, Hugh, Lucas, Paul, Arc, Dexter, Red and finally Silver placed down their cards. Ash shuffled the cards before picking them up. "I drink to forget a fifty-five gallon drum of lube. I drink to forget Twinkies. I drink to forget A FUCKING DRAGONITE MOTHER FUCKER! I drink to forget shitting back and forth, forever. I drink to forget a defective condom. I drink to forget a passionate Latino lover. Ooh, a blank card. I drink to forget Ash Ketchum's crusty asshole." Ash put down the card and sighed. "You shouldn't have walked in on me, Luke. I told you I was using the bathroom. Moving on, I drink to forget Sean Penn. I drink to forget two midgets shitting in a bucket. I drink to forget Skeletor. I drink to forget the way white people is. I drink to..." Ash burst out laughing before finishing, "I drink to forget drinking alone! That wins, who played it?" Rosa whooped in triumph. "Gimme my black card!"

Cinis grinned as he pulled out a black card. "In a world ravaged by blank, our only solace is blank." Everyone except Hugh instantly grabbed the pens. "You all have a blank card?" Cinis asked in surprise. Everyone nodded before placing their cards. "Alright, let's see here. In a world ravaged by masturbation, our only solace is MORE MASTURBATION! In a world ravaged by gratuitous panty shots our only solace is dense protagonists. In a world ravaged by Wario's onion ring penis, our only solace is Pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum. In a world ravaged by 4Kids, our only solace is full frontal nudity. In a world ravaged by lumberjack fantasies, our only solace is Rosa and Hugh engaging in long, drawn out coitus." Cinis sighed and punched Arc in the dick.

"How did you know it was me?" Arc wheezed in pain. "Gut feeling. Now let's see, in a world ravaged by Alcoholism, our only solace is a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. In a world ravaged by the Jews, our only solace is our lord and savior Jesus Christ. In a world ravaged by anal fissures, our only solace is a neon green fish that surfs through the ocean in search of the cure to erectile dysfunction. In a world ravaged by Cinis, our only solace is friendly fire. In a world ravaged by a pangender octopus roaming the cosmos in search of love, our only solace is calamari. In a world ravaged by God, our only solace is the Satanic bible." Cinis sighed. "I'm giving it to more masturbation." Dexter clapped in triumph. "Victory! I win!" Cinis grinned. "Yes, you did, Dex. Now let's get to the awkward reintroduction yeah? Ash, Dawn, Serena, take it away!"

Dawn blinked in surprise. Cinis had completely destroyed the dramatic reunion she had intended without her noticing. "Thank god Cinis killed the awkward with an icebreaker like cards against humanity." Said Ash with a grin. Dawn nodded. "Yeah, so am I too late? Did Serena hook you?" Ash nodded. "Last night we met in a dream and made the commitment to date. We can stay friends though, right?" Dawn giggled. "You idiot, just because you chose her over me doesn't mean we can't still be friends. Just remember, I'll always love you. Except it will be in the way I love Brock. Like a brother." Ash grinned and hugged Dawn. Serena joined them with a smile on her face. Dawn had always been one of the people she called on if she needed help. She was happy she wasn't going to lose her. Cinis grinned as he crept towards Ash from behind and grabbed Charizard's pokeball. "Since you're in a good mood, we're gonna ride that positive emotion! Hyper Evolution time! Silver, Serena, Hilda, you all try it too! I judge y'all are ready. Rosa is too, but I want her and Hugh to do it at the same time for it to be special." Silver nodded. "In that case I want to wait for Red." "All right, Hyper Evolution couples are great!"

Cinis hiked up the single small mountain on the island with ease, leaping from rock to rock with the skill of an experienced mountain climber. Ash followed right behind. Serena and Hilda simply climbed the stairs that had been paved. Cinis grinned as he and Ash beat the girls by a hair. "Mountain climbers versus stairs! Mountain climbers one, stairs zero." Ash smirked as he let Charizard out of its pokeball. Cinis instructed him very carefully about what to do. "Stand, like, I don't know ten feet apart? Then cut open your skin a bit and let the blood flow across your arm, not too much though. Rub the blood onto one of your palms and press it to your fist. Now close your eyes and imagine your Pokemon before you. Imagine both your auras coming out of your bodies and meeting in the middle. Yes! Just like that, now keep doing it! No matter how much it hurts, think of what you truly love and let it fuel you!"

Cinis was laughing maniacally as Ash's aura seeped out of his body. He looked across to see Charizard had Mega Evolved into his Y form. Its aura was seeping out as well. Both trainer and Pokemon started screaming. "Ash! If you can goddamn hear me then focus on what you love! Focus on your Pokemon, your friends, and above all, focus on Serena! She's right here beside you, here to support you all the way! And you'll be here to support her! Push harder!" Serena ran to Ash's side and rested her hand on his back. It was the only thing she could reach because Ash and Charizard were levitating. Ash's breathing steadied as he guided his Aura to meet with Charizard's. A minute later the process was complete. A pink and blue gem fell where Ash and Charizard's aura had met. "So, Ash is a Psychic and Water type. Good to know." Ash was spluttering in pain as he knelt on the ground. "Up and at em, Ash! Get the fuck up!" Said Cinis with entirely to much happiness. Ash coughed before standing, knees shaking in agony. He walked toward Charizard and placed his hand on his friends back. "We did it, Charizard. Sorry it hurt so much." Cinis grinned. "Serena, you're next!"

The next ten minutes passed quickly. Ash supported Serena as she unlocked Hyper Evolution while Cinis channeled a soothe bell to help Hilda get through it. Serena was a Fairy and Grass type, while Hilda was an Electric and Dragon. Cinis clapped his hands in excitement. "Alright, powers time! We'll save the Hyper Evolution for your next battle or your contest debut, yeah?" Everyone nodded and Cinis let his smile grow wider. "Let's start with a basic one: wingsuits! Just imagine a wingsuit with both of your types' colors growing out of your body. Ash grinned at the pink and blue wingsuit that spread between his arms, legs and body. Beside him, Hilda and Serena grew theirs before Cinis pushed them off the mountain. He followed right behind and soon took the lead. They flew right into camp and landed in their spots around the enormous table. Cinis ran to the pizzas he'd left under some aluminum foil and found them to be at the perfect temperature. "Chow's up!" Yelled Cinis as he carried the pizzas to the table. He sat down next to Hilda before leaping up with a tack sticking out of his ass. "Very clever, Ash. Half size breakfast tomorrow for you." "Fuck!" Yelled Ash frustratedly. Cinis grinned. "That's what ya get. Anyways, to our new Hyper Evolved allies! Cheers!" "Cheers!" Yelled everyone happily.

"Torterra, wait! Please stop!" Yelled a voice from the forest. A moment later a giant Torterra came crashing out from the underbrush. Lucas was the first to react. He grabbed a pokeball and yelled, "Marshtomp, use Reverse Protect!" Torterra was caught in a green energy bubble. "Thank you." Came a voice from the brush. A young man emerged from the forest wearing a

a dirty lab coat and black glasses. "I don't want to know what might have happened if Torterra went o-" The man and Lucas's eyes met and both froze. "Jonathan." Said Lucas. A metric ton of guilt was applied behind his words. "Lucas." Replied Jonathan, his voice alight with something between happiness and rage. "Why? Why did you do it?" Asked Jonathan, his voice quivering in anger. "You don't know what it's like when you take them, man. You'd see things you'd never thought you could see. Hear things at different frequencies. Everything was bliss. So once you tried it, you'd not care what you did to get more." Cinis looked between Lucas and Jonathan before taking a bite out of a slice of pizza. "Well it looks like Lucas's demon just walked right into camp." He said between bites. "Shut up Cinis." Said Lucas. "I was an addict, alright? I admit that, I should have gone to get help. As soon as I found out all I had to do to get all of the candy I wanted was kill them, I felt my body beat my mind out. When I opened my eyes there was blood everywhere."

"So you killed them for Rare Candy?" Spat Jonathan in rage. Lucas nodded and pulled up the sleeves of his jacket. There were nine slashes across each wrist. Jonathan blinked. "You tried to kill yourself afterwards then." Lucas nodded. "Yeah. Not until after I blew up that damn facility. Every fucking dealer there went up in flames. So I tried to kill myself. Three of these were from then, five from between then and when I met Ash, and once between the time we killed Team Rocket and now." Jonathan sighed. "They loved you, you know." He said sadly. Lucas nodded. "That's why I tried to off myself. I wanted to see them again. But you know I've got the worst luck." Jonathan kicked his adopted brother in the kneecap. "Idiot." He said angrily. Lucas didn't resist. Jonathan just punched him again. Then again and again until Lucas fell back. Blood was all over Jonathan's fist. The young man pulled a knife out of his pocket and began to send it downward towards Lucas's heart. A loud bang sounded a few feet away and the knife went spinning off. Jonathan turned to see a barrel aimed between his eyes. "Kill Lucas and I pull the trigger." Said Paul calmly. Cinis nodded as he allowed the reflect he'd used on Lucas to fade. He calmly took a bite from his pizza before saying, "Listen to me kid. Lucas has cried himself to sleep every third night since I've met him. He wakes up screaming every other week. Plus after what we're about to go through there is a distinct possibility he'll see your mother and father. Lucas is trying to move past his mistakes and become a better person. So step the fuck back because he's not your enemy."

Jonathan hit the ground next to Lucas's unconscious form. "I swore to Arceus I'd kill him if I ever saw him again." He said through clenched teeth. Cinis grinned and snapped his fingers. Arc reverted to his Pokemon form and walked towards Jonathan. "So what if I rejected that oath?" He asked as he healed Lucas. "I've chosen Lucas as one of my champions, someone with a dark past that would do anything to stop other people from making the same mistakes he's made. So if you slay him I will resurrect him and send your ass flying down to hell." Jonathan was staring in awe at the God that had appeared before him, as was Dawn, Serena and Dexter.

"So Arc is an abbreviation for Arceus!?" Cried Dawn in amazement. Cinis smirked. "You'd never have guessed would you? His new personality is a shit ton better than the arrogant semi asshole he was. After Ash saved his life he came to me and asked to become more connected with the world's human culture so he could fit in. I introduced him to so many old movies! All of Eddie Murphy and Bill Murray, not to mention John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. Then there's the first Die Hard and Bloodsport. Oh and some books like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ready Player One, Armada, The Iron Druid Chronicles, The Dresden Files, Red Rising, Lord of the Rings, Ranger's Apprentice and Lamb. The story of his son, which is actually from what he tells me, very accurate. Then I introduced him to George Carlin and Gabriel Iglesias. Before rounding him off with music: Fallout Boy, Panic! At the disco, Halsey, ACDC, Queen, Owl City and a ton of others."

Lucas stood up with a groan and sat down next to Cinis. "What was the point of giving me a disguise if my adopted brother just saw right through it?" He asked with a sigh. "Can't hide from family, Luke. They'll always see something you didn't hide. A way of speaking, a certain phrase, a style of movement, or the shifting of your eyes. They'll always find out who you are. It's inevitable." Replied Cinis. Lucas nodded before he leaned back closed his eyes. Meanwhile, Arceus and Jonathan were having a very one-sided conversation. "So, in summary, don't kill Lucas. If you do kill Lucas, I'll send you and everyone you love to eternal damnation. Am I clear now?" Jonathan nodded a bit more. "Good. Go and apologize and I'll ask if you can stay for dinner. Run along now."

After about thirty minutes of apologies everyone had settled back down. A short yawn escaped Cinis before he stood and stretched. "Well, I think I'm ready for some entertainment. Karaoke anyone?" Dexter grinned. "The place just pop or rock? Or is there some rap there?" "Shit, at Gray's they got everything." Replied Silver with a smirk. Hilda grinned. "We can also get drinks free there if the audience likes our show enough." Hugh and Rosa sighed. "We still can't drink alcohol. So we'll stay here." Cinis grinned. "Suit yourselves! Let's take the big kids. Shall we?"

Gray looked up and nodded at a duo of customers walking in. Then he did a double take as he saw who it was. "Lisia and Wallace! Holy shit! I did not expect you two to come here after all this time." Lisia grinned. "Well, we wanted to return to our roots! It's good to see you again, Gray." "Shit, we having a party or something?" Came another voice from the doorway. "Cinis! Hey man, how's it going?" Cinis grinned. "Pretty well. I brought some friends. Silver had to stay behind at camp with Red to watch Rosa and Hugh. Oh, by the way it finally happened." Gray smiled broadly. "They finally got engaged!? Yes! Send them my congrats! Wait, Hugh? I thought it was Hilbert." "Nope, it's Hugh. He used a fake name. So did Ash over here." Gray grinned. "Huh, cool! So who did you bring besides Ash?" "I brought Hilda White, Dexter Sybari, Serena Yvonne, Dawn Berlitz, Luke Arcos, and my buddy Arc." Replied Cinis. Gray raised an eyebrow. "What about David Trinity? He here?" "Nope, he's sleeping." Responded Cinis with a grin. "And you can't really complain. I brought you a pop star and a badass rapper." Gray smirked. "Yes you did. Plus if you'll look to your right you'll see a second pop star." Cinis turned and saw Lisia. "Lisi! Shit, it's great to see you!" Lisia grinned and hugged Cinis. "Hey Cin! It's great to see you again." Hilda was glaring at Cinis as he separated from Lisia. "Hilda, this is my cousin, Lisia. Lisia, this is my girlfriend, Hilda." Lisia smiled warmly. "Nice to meet you, Hilda! Cinis and I are pretty close so sorry if I scared you with that hug." She offered Hilda her hand. Hilda took it with a relieved smile. "Yeah, I'll admit it scared me. It's nice to meet you too." Lisia giggled. "I see Cin's way of speaking hasn't rubbed off on you yet." Hilda raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" Lisia grinned. "Well, let's be honest. Cinis is a charismatic guy, and he talks a little differently from everyone else. So part of his charisma makes his speech patterns sort of rub off into other people. It's pretty natural though so it doesn't really matter."

Gray coughed to get everyone's attention. "So, you guys here to watch or perform?" Hilda and Cinis looked at each other. "We'll perform. How about you guys?" Asked Hilda. "I'll perform!" Said Lisia excitedly. Wallace shook his head. "Here to watch." Lucas nodded. "Same. Cards?" "I'd prefer dice but that works too." Replied Wallace. "If it's Crazy Eights, I want in." Came a familiar voice from the doorway. Wallace grinned. "Sure thing Stephen." Gray stroked his goatee and thought gleefully of all the customers this celebrity crowd would bring in. The only way this could be better is if the other champions joined in. Thought Gray. "HELLO GRAY'S!" Yelled a very familiar voice. Gray did a small dance of joy as Alder, Cynthia, and Diantha walked in. Cinis smirked. "Goddamn, Gray. You're gonna be up to your eyeballs in moneybags tonight!" Gray was whooping and clapping his hands in joy. "So! Much! Money!" He yelled in glee.

Ash and Serena sat down at the table with Cinis and Hilda. "To our new abilities!" Said Ash with a grin as he raised his beer mug. The others grinned and toasted before taking a sip of their beers. Well, Ash and Serena took a sip. Cinis and Hilda took long drafts that drained their mugs completely. "WOOOO!" Yelled Cinis happily as he put down his empty mug. "I'm feeling a little bit of a buzz. How about you Hilda?" Hilda grinned. "I'm feeling one too. It's not big enough though. GRAY! GET US TWO MORE BEERS!" Gray grinned. "Perform first, then it'll be on the house!" Cinis and Hilda nodded.

Gray smirked as he walked backstage with Cinis and Hilda. "What song you want?" Cinis grinned. "Give me a guitar and we'll do Counting the Monsters." Gray blinked. "What's that?" "A Counting Stars and the Monster mashup by Boyce Avenue." Replied Hilda. Gray nodded and grabbed an acoustic guitar from the back. He handed it to Cinis before walking onstage and announcing the performance. "Alright, ladies and gentlemen! I've got an amazing thing for you tonight! A live cover of Boyce Avenue's mashup of Counting Stars and the Monster. Performed by Cinis Glaucio and Hilda White." Cinis and Hilda walked on stage and began to play.

(A.N If you want to know who's singing what words then listen to the actual song.)

"I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head. You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath, and you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy. I see this life, like a swinging vine, swing my heart across the line. In my face is flashing signs, seek it out and ye shall find. Old, but I'm not that old. Young, but I'm not that bold. And I don't think the world is sold, by just doing what we're told. I feel something so right, doing the wrong thing. I feel something so wrong, doing the right thing. 'Cause I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head. You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath, and you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy. Well, that's not fair. Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh. Well, that's not fair. Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh. I feel the love, and I feel it burn. Down this river every turn, hope is our four letter word. Take that money, watch it burn. Old, but I'm not that old. Young, but I'm not that bold. And I don't think the world is sold, by just doing what we're told. I feel something so right, by doing the wrong thing. I feel something so wrong, by doing the right thing. 'Cause I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head. You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath, and you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy. Well, that's not fair! Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Well, that's not fair! Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh. Take that money, watch it burn. Sink in the river, the lessons I learned. Take that money, watch it burn. Sink in the river, the lessons I learned. Take that money, watch it burn. Sink in the river, the lessons I learned. Take that money, watch it burn! I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed, get along with the voices inside of my head. You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath, and you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's not fair. Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh. Well, that's not fair. Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh. Take that money, watch it burn. Sink in the river, the lessons I learned."

Cinis and Hilda stepped off stage and sat back down at their table as people around them applauded. Cinis grinned as Lucas yelled from the next table over. "FUCK! You had to make it hearts?! You're an asshole, Wallace!" Hilda tapped his shoulder and pointed over at Arc. The Pokemon god was currently drinking his seventeenth beer. "Holy shit!" Laughed Cinis with an enormous smirk. He walked over to Arc and grinned. "Do you get hangovers?" Arc's eyes widened in horror. "I, I… Yeah... Yeah, I do." Cinis grinned. "I am probably gonna be drunk as hell by the end of the night anyways. We'll go through that shit together." Arceus shook his head and sunk his face into his hands. "No, you won't. Well, you'll be drunk, but Hyper Evolution has this nifty feature that prevents hangovers. However, I can't Hyper Evolve." Cinis grinned. "So all the bad choices, less of a headache?" Arc nodded. "Yeah, I'm headed home. I become Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy when I get drunk." Cinis nodded. "See you later."

A few hours later everyone was in total chaos. Lucas, Wallace, and Steven were all completely drunk and throwing cards onto the crazy eight's pile randomly. Cinis and Hilda were having a drunken conversation about the logic of Pokemon typing weaknesses and resistances. Ash and Serena were still relatively sober. Dexter and Dawn were dancing next to Diantha and Cynthia. All four of them occasionally tumbled to the ground in their drunken state. Alder was asleep on his table. Lisia had been performing for the past two hours, playing the drinking game of one shot of whiskey for every song she finished. Gray grinned as he grabbed the payment for another round of drinks for the crowd. So far he had made nearly thirty-seven thousand pokedollars. He looked at the time. It was one A.M. After Lisia finished her song Gray climbed on stage. "Alright everyone, it's closing time. Say thanks to Lisia and have a good night!"

The group stumbled into camp to see Silver and Red watching Animal House. "Hey guys!" Yelled Cinis with a smile. "Hey Cin! How many beers?" Asked Red. "Ten or eleven over the course of..." Cinis checked his watch before continuing. "...Five hours." "Jesus. You're not doing the commentary tomorrow." Said Silver calmly. Cinis sighed. "I can't get hungover, Silver. Arc told me it was a byproduct of Hyper Evolution." Red shrugged. "I don't think either of us care. Either the two of us do the announcing, or you do it with a hung over Alder." Cinis grinned. "Or Ash and Serena do it." "How many drinks did they have?" Asked Red. "Two each. Over the entire time we were there." Red and Silver both nodded. "That'll work. Ash! You and Serena are doing commentary tomorrow!" Ash blinked. "What the fuck! Why?!" "It means triple size breakfast to keep up your strength. It also means you'll be safe behind durasteel doors for when the army of rabid fangirls attack." Ash grinned. "I'm in! How about you Serena?" Serena smirked. "Gee, let me think about that. I'll be trapped in a small metal room for several hours, have an army of girls trying to break down my door, and have my boyfriend who I've been in love with since I was six sitting right next to me on R rated television. Fuck it! I'm in!"

Cinis smirked. "'Fuck it' and 'I'm in' are what I'm assuming we're gonna to be hearing from your tent tonight." Ash frowned. "The fuck! A tent? We have five cabins now!" Cinis grinned. "Right! Hugh and Rosa already claimed there's. Mines in the middle. Red and Silver get one. Lucas is drunk as hell so he needs to stay in one tonight. Arc is drunk too so he's gonna need one. That leaves none for you." Ash sighed. "Fine, where's Hilda sleeping?" Cinis blinked. "I guess I'll sleep in a tent if she wants my cabin." Hilda jumped onto Cinis's back and hugged him tightly. "Or we could share a bed." She said with a grin. "Hil, you're drunk, is this drunk you talking?" Hilda shook her head. "Nope! I was planning this before we even went to Gray's. I was gonna sneak into your cabin and sleep with you." Cinis smirked. "I think I'm gonna fall in love with you in our first week of dating." Hilda grinned. "Hey, we got the go ahead from God's messenger. I think that's a good sign." Cinis grinned. "Yeah, I guess it is."

In her room, Dawn was relaxing in her chair with a bottle of wine when there was a knock on her door. "Who could be knocking at this hour?" She asked herself as stood and answered the door. Dexter was standing there with a small smile on his face. "You forgot these in the car." He said casually. Dawn's eyes widened as she saw her good luck charm in the palm of his hand. "Thank you so much!" Said Dawn gratefully. Dexter grinned. "Don't mention it, see you later." Dawn paused for a second as he turned to go. "Dex! Before you go, can I ask for your number?" Dexter smiled. "Sure." He quickly pulled out a card from his jeans and handed it to her. His phone rang and he pulled it out of his pocket. "Hey Emi, what's up! Finally find a boyfriend or girlfriend?" Dawn looked at him. "Whose Emi?" She asked. "My childhood friend. We went to the same orphanage and along with Cinis we were pretty close." Dawn nodded understandingly. "That's sounds like me and my friend Kenny. Although he had a crush on me when we were younger." Dexter grinned. "That didn't happen to us. We're just good friends." "Are you even listening to me Dex?" Came a voice from the phone. "Nope! What were you calling about?" "You had a reunion with Cin and I wasn't invited! That's some bullshit that needs to be rectified! Tomorrow night I'm going with you to embarrass my lil' brother!" Dexter sighed. "Alright. He's got a girlfriend now so you've got every opportunity to fuck with them. Just don't flirt with her or him." "Like hell I'd do that to Cinis! His girlfriend, maybe, but him no." Replied Emi. "All I can ask for I guess." Said Dexter with a sigh. "Talk to you tomorrow." Dexter hung up and said goodbye to Dawn before leaving the building.

Cinis stripped down to his underwear and lied down in his bed. He lay there, arms and legs splayed, as he waited quietly for Hilda to join him. "I thought you'd be a briefs kind of guy. I didn't expect you to wear boxers." Said Hilda with an obvious smile in her voice. Cinis turned to see her lying down next to him. She had on a loose white T-Shirt and practically nothing else. Cinis smiled at her. "You look so cute in that." He said simply. Hilda grinned and decided to have a little fun with Cinis. She took off the shirt and pressed herself against her boyfriend's chest. Cinis felt his cheeks flaring up as he wrapped his arms around her. "I could get used to this." They both said contentedly. With that, they both fell asleep in each other's arms. Unaware of a strange addition of colors to their Hyper Stones.

In the heavens far away in another dimension, Yellow smiled to herself. "Attaboy, Cinis. Keep falling in love with her. I want to see this ship be made official. Readers! Yeah, I can break the fourth wall too. This is about the end of the chapter so this is gonna be a thing at the end of the chapter instead of an author's note. Our dumbass author decided to put a date to when he wanted this thing released! He's not gonna do that again. So, what did you think of the chapter? Also, why the fuck have none of you answered Arc's question? I mean I get only a few of you actually leave reviews but come on! Has no one here seen any eighties movies? I'll give you an easier one, if none of you can say where this is from and make another reference from the same movie within the next ninety six hours of this being published I'll complain to the author who's making me say this shit that he needs to take some time off! Alright, the reference is 'Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window! What's the charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking!?' Clocks ticking! Hurry up and make another reference! PM it, leave it in the reviews! I don't care just do it! Alright, I'm going now. Bye!"