Have a Nice Day
Prompt: Jealous
Kanda glared at the offending piece of clothing. The shirt was green. And not a dark, reasonable shade of green, but a bright, notice-me evergreen, with tacky shapes printed all over it. He swore Lavi picked this shirt on purpose.
"Hey, Yuu-chan I go—"
"YOU FUCKING RABBIT!" Kanda's voice thundered in the small infirmary.
Said rabbit flinched back with digits plugged into his ears. "Yeesh, you really hav'ta do something about that temper, Yuu-chan—"
"Stop calling me that!"
"—and why are you still naked?" Lavi raised his visible brow at him, blatantly ignoring the fact that Kanda was an inch from committing his murder. Or maybe the idiot just didn't care? "Are you flaunting yourself for little Miss Nurse here? Goodness me," Kanda's eye twitched at the mock gasp, "I thought I taught you better than that." The nurse in question was currently fidgeting behind her desk, trying—and failing—not to stare at Kanda's exposed chest. Which was still an angry, stinging red after a particularly arrogant beansprout spilled scalding hot coffee on him.
Kanda growled a "Shut up, you" and shoved the shirt into Lavi's face. "I'm not wearing this shitty shirt!"
Lavi struggled comically to free himself from suffocation. "Ugh—! And after I went to the trouble of fetching that—"
"Trouble my ass!"
"—you're just trying to make other guys like me jealous of your bod—ow, ow, ow!" Lavi shrieked in pain as Kanda forcefully pulled his jacket off, bending his arms into awkward angles. After a few minutes of attempting to break the idiot's limbs, Kanda slipped the jacket on and snorted in unmasked disgust as he pulled the zipper up. Beside him Lavi was pulling himself up from where Kanda kicked him to the floor. "Darn it, you could have just asked— oi, wait!"
Kanda didn't even spare him a glance before grabbing his ruined shirt and stalking off. He was miles behind his schedule for the day all due to the stupidity of the people around him. Idiots… all of them… Worse, the documents that he needed were also ruined in the previous incident. Just thinking about it made his blood boil.
He really shouldn't have accepted that geezer's proposal.
Punching the down button with more force than necessary, Kanda waited for the elevator doors to open before stomping into the car. Lavi was only a few steps away and Kanda frowned when the idiot made it inside before the doors closed and the elevator started its descent. "Made it!" the one-eyed analyst cheered and Kanda tried not to strangle him. Again.
"Perk up, Yuu-chan!" Lavi said—still ignoring Kanda's warning not to mention his first name—with his arms behind his head. "You can't handle a team with that stick up your ass, so you better loosen up." He barely ducked under the punch Kanda threw at him. "Seriously, though. I didn't believe it at first when Mr. Tiedoll asked me for your credentials. Guess your dad sees something we don't, eh?"
"He's not my father," Kanda snapped. "And mind your own business, fuckin' rabbit."
Lavi had the gall to click his tongue at him. "Tsk, tsk, but you are my business, Yuu! Or at least one of them. We still need to test your logins, and then I have to…" Kanda tuned out the other's ranting as he stomped out of the elevator. The people lounging in the hallway were smart enough not to block his path, but Kanda didn't miss the whispers and glances that were thrown his way. Of course. The whole building would know about the cafeteria scene right about now.
"Tch! Rumormongers," Kanda grunted as he swiped his badge on the security scanner. The lock clicked and he pulled the glass door open—slamming it against Lavi in the process—and stepped into the hustle and bustle that was the production floor. A vein throbbed visibly on his temple. It was loud as hell. He let the rabbit lead him through the maze of cubicles, trying hard to ignore the din of the associates as they bickered with and attempted to pacify the customers on the other line. Plus a couple more stares thrown at the newcomer. Easier said than done, Kanda thought.
They were headed to where the conference rooms were situated at the other end of the floor when a flash of something white caught Kanda's eye. There. Just two rows away. The fucking beansprout.
The twerp must have realized someone was staring at him because he suddenly whipped his head around towards Kanda. Sparks flew with the glaring match that ensued. If the two weren't so busy sticking daggers into each other with their eyes alone, they would have noticed the curious grin that Lavi sported or his mumbled "Interesting".
It would turn out interesting indeed.
A/N: Why was it so hard to write Lavi? Dx I figured he would be the easiest one but nooooooo.
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