Me: Alright folks, first before I do anything I want to thank my fans, honestly I'm surprise that the story was so liked I was literally shocked for a couple of minutes when I saw how many people liked my story when I read my mail the next day. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HOPE YOU ENJOY! *anime tears*

Skull: "THANK YOU SO MUCH!" *crying alongside me*

Lal: "Suck it up!"

Reborn & Colonello: "Stop crying lackey!"

Fon: "Leave them be, there just really happy. I'll continue Smiley-San intro."

Verde: "Please do, else we may never continue."

Fon: "Alright next, Smiley-san decided to make this fanfic into a series one shots instead of a story and would like your assistance on oneshot ideas, Smiley-san wants to think outside the norm so any idea would be helpful."

Bang Bang Crash

Fon: "It would seem as if they got tired of Smiley-san and Skull crying and is now chasing them."

Me: "Why you chasing me!" Running faster when hearing the gunshots.

Colonello: "You were crying like a baby!" Lazily shoots around me.

Skull: "Why do I get more bullets aimed at me!" Dodges bullets.

Reborn: "You're a lackey." Two pistols were aimed at her.

Lal: "Less talking more dodging!" Trying to snipe at her.

Fon: "I guess it's time for the disclaimer, would you mind Verde?"

Verde: "If I must, Smiley doesn't own Harry Potter or Hitman reborn, if Smiley did then their would have been a crossover of both of our worlds."

Me: "Damn straight! Enjoy! OW, not the hands!"

Also to all the VIEWERS OUT THERE! I am open to different ideas, so don't be afraid to share!

Oneshot 1: It's Cooking Time!

When: 2 Years after they met, but before the curse.

"It taste amazing so far, let's add a pitch of pepper in that sauce." Skull then licked her lips. "Also let it simmer for at least 15 more minutes, it helps the flavor dance on the tongue." The usual helmet she wore was off, exposing her vibrant purple hair and eyes, but she still had the gaudy makeup on except on her lips which she needed to taste the food.

"Xièxiè (Thank you) Skull-chan" Fon smiled at the smaller arcobaleno. "Though, why couldn't we just use the canned tomato sauce?"

"Do you want Reborn to complain about how a quality Italian Cuisine is made?" The stuntwoman grimaced at the thought of getting anything wrong, she'll be the one on the wrong end of the gun.

"Ah, you're right" Fon smiled at the thought of the Number One Hitman throwing tantrum.

It was her turn to make lunch for the arcobalenos, and her chosen food was a homemade pasta. She has grown tired of using different silverwares for the different food each arcobaleno made, and she desperately wants to eat with a fork and spoon again in her own home. Fon, having finished his katas, decided to help her cook, unfortunately he had only a vague idea about how to cook food other than Chinese.

"You seem very skilled in cooking" he noticed her small stiffen before continuing to stir the pot, her gloves were still placed firmly on her hand.

"Yeah, well I had practice." She smiled fakely at the boiling noodles in front of her.

"You must have had a very good teacher." The martial artist eyed the stuntwoman form, her shoulders lowered a bit, her head subtly tilted downward, the hips were more centered, and her legs straighten. This was not the cocky women he knew and cared for, what was she thinking?

"Mmh" she mindlessly agreed, not noticing the look the martial artist had given her.

After an hour or so, with other sides being made, dinner was finally ready and all that was left was to call the rest of the arcobaleno. Skull rang the pristine gong, courtesy of Fon who wanted a faster method of gathering the others, and they came tumbling in. Colonello and Lal walked in first from the training grounds, then came Reborn, Viper and Aria who had just departed their rooms, the only one left was Verde, unsurprisingly. He eventually came when Skull dragged him, much to his annoyance, from his experiments in the basement to the dining room where the rest of the arcobaleno wanted to begin eating.

"This is good!" Colonello grabbed his second helping of pasta after he finished eating his first plate of food, he couldn't believe that the lackey could make the usual boring pasta actually have flavor.

"Congratulations, its halfway decent." Reborn slowly ate the meal, he wasn't about to tell the lackey that her cooking rivaled five star chefs.

"Who would have thought someone like you can cook?" Viper set the fork down after he finished the meal. "Who taught you how to cook?" Out of everyone here Viper knew next to nothing about the stunt woman. The illusionist got more out of the infamous hitman than the woman who only appeared at age 17 and started her stunts.

"I taught myself" she answered, not fully paying attention to the question and was instead focusing on the pasta and how she could improve next time she made it.

"You must have made tons of mistakes" Viper subtly pressed her for information, useless info is better than no info.

"Yeah, my head almost caved in whenever I made a mistake." She absentmindedly said while twirling the pasta, Skull freezed when she realized what she had said.

"What do you mean?" Verde placed his silverware down and tried to look the teen in the eye.

"Ah it's nothing" she nervously waved her hand trying to play off her previous sentence. "It was just a little joke."

No one bought it for a second.

"Lackey, I don't appreciate you lying straight to my face." The hitman narrowed his cobalt eyes.

Sensing she couldn't wiggle her way out of this, she gave up "When I made a mistake, my aunt would smack my head with the pan, but I eventually got used to it so it didn't hurt as much." She tried her best to downplay the injury, but they weren't the best for nothing.

"That's not something a child should have to endure." Fon whispered, his fork was held tightly in his hand.

"What did you say?" She didn't hear the martial artist words.

"Don't worry" he smiled serenely at her and stood to gather the dirty plates, Skull hastily helped him and they both walked towards the kitchen.

"By the way, what were your aunt and uncle names? Fon nonchalantly asked while walking with the plates.

"Petunia and Vernon Dursley, why?" She tilted her head in confusion with Fon just smiling at her, she didn't hear what happen next.

"Viper" Lal called out to the illusionist, who was writing down the names in his book.

"I'm already looking into it" he replied back before he continued muttering words like 'idiot', 'revenge', and 'hell illusions'.

"Che" Reborn scoffed, he lifted himself off his chair and made his way upstairs to his room. "You better tell me the address as soon as you found it."

"Same here Kora!" The COMSUBIN soldier added, in a weird way he saw the young teen sorta as a little sister, in a lackey kind of way.

"Hmm, I wonder if they will make decent experiment?" The scientist thought to himself, he was testing some new ideas for weapons and thought they would be the perfect lab monkeys.

Luce was also helping gather the plates, but with a dangerous smile when she heard the names. She maybe kind and gentle, but no one will get away with hurting her elements.

Viper left to his room during the commotion and continue to write in his book even while walking up the stairs. In the vast book where he placed countless of information and blackmail on everyone, whether or not they met one another or was a friend, enemy or acquaintance, he wrote a small note underneath a certain cloud arcobaleno name.

Name: Skull (Last name not available)

Gender: Female

Flame: Cloud

Info: Works as a stuntwoman since age 17.

Very loud and annoying.

The aunt, Petunia Dursley, and uncle, Vernon Dursley do not care for her.

Both aunt and uncle are abusers, forced Skull to work as a slave.

They are soon to be deceased due to mysterious causes.

He can now say that Skull has more information than Reborn, but for now he has some relatives to hunt down.

Fon: "I hoped you enjoyed the story."

Viper: "Why am I here?"

Me: "You weren't here for the opening, therefore you have to close us out."

Viper: "Oi, Smiley over here!"

Me: "SCREW YOU!" running away quickly from my doom.

Colonello: "Get back here!"

Viper: "Hope you enjoy the story, now i'm gonna enjoy watching the author suffer."

Peace 80