Me: Welcome everyone and Merry Christmas! This one is a Christmas Edition so kick back, bundle yourself in a blanket, drink some hot Chocolate and enjoy!
(5 year) Lambo: "Baka-Smiley doesn't own the Harry Potter series or Hitman Reborn, if Smiley did then-Wahh!" He trips and the 10 year bazooka lands on top of him.
(15 year) Lambo: "Huh? What am I doing here? I was just making cookies? Oh well, if Smiley did own them then the I would not be so stupid when I was young, yare, yare can I leave?"
Me: "You were five? Kids are generally naive when their five, beside you can't complain I seen you do stupid things as well!"
(15 year) Lambo: "No I-whoa!" He trips on the same exact spot his five year old self trip and the bazooka falls on him too.
Me: "Uh huh, of course you don't"
(25 year) Lambo: "Sigh, why does my younger self do this?" He scratches his head.
Me: "Damn I almost forgot 25 year old Lambo is good lookin."
(25 year) Lambo: "You say something?" He opens one eye.
Me: "Nope! Nothing at all! Just start us off!"
(25 year) Lambo: "Alright then, enjoy the story."
Oneshot: You Better Have A...
When: 10 Years after curse, Tsuna 10th Vongola boss
"So why are we doing this again?" Lambo drawled out while mixing the cookie batter.
"Tsuna thought that all of the Servants in the mansion needed a break, I wouldn't blame them, everyone else ganged up on us to cook for them." Yamamoto cheerily explained as he shaped the cookies.
"Little Tsuna sure doesn't think things through at times dearie." Lussuria chuckled with two gingerbreads in his hands.
"That's for sure, now were the ones doing all the cooking while they get to kick back and relax." Skull pointed out, she held a bag of candies containing gumdrops, marshmallows, candy cane and anything else that was tooth rotting.
"Hahahaha, yeah Tsuna really didn't think this through." The Rain user laughed.
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It was the eve of Christmas in the Vongola home, the Christmas tree was put up, lights and decorations were hanged around the house, Tsuna especially made sure there was absolutely no mistletoe after the incident last year. Hibari and Chrome coincidentally passed each other underneath it and let's just say that Mukuro was really giving Hibari the fight of his life when he saw that train wanted the Varia to join them on this holiday, though it took a whole lot of persuading on his and Lussuria part. Then it started to evolve from there when Viper, Belegrophor and Lussuria dragged him there, had called upon the rest of the arcobaleno to join him in the joyous (suffering) occasion. And when that many people of their craziness are bound in the same room, chaos is bound to rain down in heaps.
Hibari was fighting both Mukuro and Belegrophor at the same time, Gokudera was arguing with Leviathan for who's boss is better, Yamamoto was dodging/fighting with Squalo, Colonello and Reborn both got in a shooting competition with Lal keeping track of the results. Even Viper was also having an illusion challenge with Chrome to see how long she can keep it up, and Verde was arguing with Shamal over their hypothesis on how Rain flames can affect the human body. The only ones that wasn't apart of the chaos was Lussuria who was having a pleasant chat with Fon over their different fighting styles, Xanxus who was just glaring at anyone that got near him, and Skull, along with Tsuna, who was watching the teens play a board game with the other teenagers there." (Yuni, Lambo, I-pin, Fran and Fuuta)
Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on the person, it all simmered down when Xanxus shot his X-guns in the air, five times. One to get their attention, another to make sure they knows it was him and the rest was because they annoyed him.
"YES BOSS!" Leviathan, one of the very few who wasn't irritated by the loud gunshots, shouted in glee.
"I'm hungry, where are the servants with the food?" Xanxus looked towards the Vongola Boss, who seemed to want to shrivel away from sight right then there.
"...ahh" Twins sighed at the eventual uproar. "I send them away to spend the rest of the holidays with their families."
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND AWAY THE SERVA-" Leviathan was promptly quieted by Gokudera sticking a dynamite in his mouth.
"DON'T YELL AT THE TENTH YOU BASTARD!" The silverette yelled at the Lighting user, they were back to butting heads with each other once again.
"Shishishi, the peasant does make a valid point though. Who is gonna cook for the prince?" Belegrophor sat up on the couch he was thrown at after the fight had ended.
"Dame-Tsuna, you made a mess of things, now it's your problem to fix it." Reborn leaned back on the wall with a smug grin, he had won the competition when his bullet was one millimeter to the right farther than Colonello.
"Don't you worry!" Lussuria stood up "Fortunately I have experience in the kitchen, if I let any other Varia member do it then the whole place would burn down like last time." He chuckled as he dodged knives, Lighting and a sword.
"Hahaha, it's the same for me too. Gokudera, Chrome, Tsuna and Ryohei almost burned down the kitchen while trying to cook ramen when we were still in highschool."
"I remember that" Lambo picked his head up from the game. "I had to grab the fire extinguisher, turn off the sprinklers and then kick them out when they were reaching for another pan. Takeshi and I had to cook the rest of the meals, it actually turned out pretty good despite the previous attempts made on it."
"Skull-nee is also a good cook too," Yuni triumphantly smiled at her piece finishing the end first. "for my birthday she made me a Lemon pound cake...it was gone by the next day." She skulked when she remembered that the rest of the arcobaleno also took multiple pieces too.
Everyone looked at the people who could actually cook and the next thing they knew, they were all placed in the kitchen with the task of baking sweets and other pastries for them.
-Flashback-End-Present-Christmas-Cookies-Gingerbread-
"Is that batter almost done by any chance?" Skull questioned Lambo who was still mixing the batter.
"Huh? Oh yeah, it's finished." He handed it off to her, then she poured it inside the pan and placed it in the oven.
"Mouuu, it's going to be sooo boring while we wait on those cookies to bake." Lussuria complained while placing the finished gingerbread house next to him.
"Well we can't even leave the room, Xanxus-san told us specifically not to exit this room until everything is finished." Takeshi pointed out and leaned on the counter.
"...! Idea!" Lussuria perked up as he spotted something on top of the large fridge.
"Should we stop him?" Lambo quirked his eyebrow as they watch the Sun user reach for an rectangular object.
"We have nothing better to do, beside it could be fun." The stuntwoman pointed out.
"Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case you didn't hear!" The foreign object turned out to be a radio, that was blaring out Christmas music.
"Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year!" Lussuria sang along with the radio, he received two deadpan stares and one enthusiastic grin.
"Really?" Lambo questioned. "Are you really doing this?"
"Oh ho the mistletoe, hung where you can see."
"Apparently he is" Skull deadpanned, she leaned on the counter to get comfortable.
"Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me!" Yamamoto proceeded to sing along too as he kissed both Skull of cheeks.
"And apparently he's not the only one." Skull used her arms to cover her face in embarrassment.
The radio then suddenly changed, which brought on questioning looks.
"That must be really old if it does that." Lambo commented then grinned when he heard the next song.
"Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose" The radio sang out, keeping its peppy beat from before.
"Like a light bulb!" Lambo called out after it said nose, he always like doing this part.
"And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows~" Both the Sun and the Rain user continued to sing along.
"Like an lantern!" The youngest raised his voice to compensate for the other two voices singing along.
Skull just continued to watch them, she couldn't help the smile growing on her face.
"Then one foggy Christmas Eve santa came to say." The duo looked towards the other two.
"Ho Ho Ho" Lambo and Skull both cried out "Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Both sing it lowly, or tried to in Skull case.
The song changed once more, though this time the cooks were too wrapped up in the holiday cheer to care.
It went from one Christmas song
"Rocking around the Christmas Tree have a happy holiday!" Lambo cried out as he pretend to play a guitar while hopping around the counter.
To the next.
"Walking in a Christmas Wonderland." Takeshi and Skull were arm in arm walking around the large kitchen.
Then the next, which turn to be very...seductive.
"Think of all the fun I missed, think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed." Lussuria sang seductively, and pointed a finger at Takeshi chest while giving him an air kiss. The rest only sweat drop as they continue to sing the background parts.
Back to festive once more.
"Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!" They all sang out and proceeded to sing the rest of the songs.
It was very festive in the semi-vacant kitchen, the cookies were actually done and taken out of the oven. It didn't stop the mood though, that is until one soft song stop them in their tracks.
"Silent Night, Holy Night" the radio played the solemn, yet soothing song. "All is calm, All is bright."
"Round yon virgin, Mother and Child" Skull quietly sang with the lyrics, if she digged through her memories she could recall her very first sentimental Christmas gift. An emerald sweater with the letter 'H' in a bold red, given to her by the Weasleys. If she went even further she can faintly recall flaming red hair pressed against her face while ocean blue eyes was shaking a gift around, waiting eagerly for her to attack it.
"Holy infant so tender and mild" The rest of the bakers started to quietly sing along as well, as to not disturb the fragile atmosphere that moves slowly around the kitchen like a grandmother in a rocking chair. "Sleep in heavenly peace"
"Sleep in heavenly peace." Skull, and everyone else's, eyes quickly move towards the door when more voices were added. To their surprise, Fuuta, Yuni, I-pin and Tsuna were there, but not anyone else. They continued to sing either way.
"Silent night, Holy night" To their curiosity, their were still more voices that wasn't the people at the door, they gave guilty smiles when they wouldn't say anything on the matter. They know it's not an intruder, cause come on who would invade the Vongola house, or any of the servants.
"All is calm, All is bright" It only takes a moment more before they realize who was singing, and continued on, the growing smiles on their faces increased even more. "Round yon virgin, Mother and Child."
Just a few feet away from the door you could see the rest of the family there, either sitting on the floor or leaning against the wall. You could have called it a Christmas Miracle, really you could have called it that, since not a single person was fighting with each other. Instead they were singing sans Hibari (who was humming softly) and Xanxus, yet even his usual angry expression soften as the song continues. "Holy infant so tender and mild"
"Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly Peace"
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"Thank you so much!" Yuni thanked everyone for the gifts, it was Christmas morning and everyone was sitting around the Christmas tree. "It's so pretty." She admired the beautiful orange dress from Skull.
"No problem at all Yuni" Skull smiled with her new headband from the smaller sky placed on top of her head. Her helmet was placed to the side and her face was clear of makeup, she still covered the scars though.
"Thank you Hayato" Tsuna smiled at the new rings he received from his right hand man. "This is amazing."
"I'm glad you like it so much!" The silverette smiled brightly while holding a large amount of books. "I should thank you! The new series of the Supernatural: The Arts of the Unknown, wasn't even suppose to come out until March!" He squeezed the books tighter in his arms.
"Oi, lackey i'm hungry, go make me something to eat!" Reborn called out to the smiling Cloud while polishing his new set of shoes from his former student. Skull looked at him ridiculously then at Fon who politely requested some food as well.
"Huh?"
"Me too! Hey idiot baseball! Also make me something to eat too!" Gokudera yelled at him, though his voice didn't hold any venom in it at all.
"Eh?"
"That's an EXTREMELY good idea! LAMBO! Can you make me lunch too!" Ryohei punch in the air, with his new boxing gloves, as encouragement.
"May I have some as well?" Chrome smiled at her younger sibling, her new earrings were sparkling against her ears.
"What?"
"Shishishi, the prince is also hungry as well. Lussy! Make me something to eat!" The Storm prince yelled at the flamboyant Sun. He was shining his new crown that Lussuria had made from scratch.
"Make me some too Lulu-chan." Fran drawled with his pear shaped hat he was gifted.
"Hmm?"
They were pushed out of the living room and into the kitchen to cook everyone lunches.
"...WHERE IS THE RADIO DISRUPTING THINGIE!" Colonello yelled suddenly yelled at the scientist, who wasn't even phased and reached for it behind the couch. "It's right here, and it's called the Electromagnetic Disruptor, not 'thingie.'" Though it didn't seem he was heard as he grabbed it and headed towards the kitchen with almost everyone else following behind him.
"What was that all about?" Dino questioned, he just arrived today along with Nana, Dino, Bianchi and Takeshi dad. He received a guilty smile from the Vongola boss who only shrugged his shoulder.
He wasn't about to tell Dino, despite him being his Nii-san, that Verde made a device (in the span of five minutes?!) that can change the radio frequency and they were messing around with it yesterday with the radio in the kitchen.
No way, he would like to keep himself in one piece, not burned, shot, sliced, beaten and bruise, electrocuted, trapped in any illusions, or cut open. He would keep that whole fiasco yesterday under lock and key then throw that key in the Vongola secret safe with the rest of the precious memories.
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Omake:...Merry Christmas and…
"On the first day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"One Great Big Family~" Skull sang.
"On the second day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Two annoying rivals" Lal growled out at Reborn and Colonello.
"And a Great big Family~" Skull sweatdropped.
"On the third day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Three cooked steaks" Leviathan proudly stated and presented the steaks in his hands.
"Two annoying rivals" Lal quirked her eyebrow at the food.
"And a Great Big Family~" Skull facepalmed. "Not even halfway into the song and we already messed up."
"On the Fourth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Four gyoza buns" Fon and I-pin sang.
"Three cooked steaks" Leviathan had to cover his nose from the smell.
"Two annoying rivals" Lal did too, Colonello and Reborn had nose plugs.
"And a Great Big Family~" Skull had no problem with the smell.
"On the fifth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Five Great Big Hits~" Ryohei and Takeshi cried out.
"Four gyoza buns" Fon and I-pin continued.
"Three cooked steaks" Leviathan had a thinking face. "Hey do you mean baseball hits or punches?"
"Two annoying rivals," Lal turned towards the Lightning user "Don't ask! We'll be here for longer than intended!"
"And a Great Big Family~" Skull sweatdropped.
"On the sixth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Six annoying herbivores" Hibari muttered and was eyeing the Mukuro illusionary clones.
"Five Great Big Hits~" They toasted each other with eggnog.
"Four gyoza buns" The duo became a trio when Fuuta joined them.
"Three cooked steaks" Leviathan was making some more after Bester, Xanxus liger, ate it.
"Two annoying rivals" Lal rolled her eyes.
"And a Great Big Family~" Skull just smiled at the eventual commotion.
"On the seventh day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Seven little rings" Yuni, Tsuna, and Byakugan all sang out.
"Six annoying herbivores" Hibari growled out at the reoccurring illusions.
"Five Great Big Hits~" They ignored the rising chaos from the Mist and Cloud.
"Four gyoza buns" Fon sipped his tea while Fuuta and I-pin drinked juice.
"Three cooked steaks" He was still cooking the steaks.
"Two annoying rivals" This time Lal was looking straight at the Mist and Cloud Duo instead of the other two snipers.
"And a Great Big Family~" She threw a fist in the air, she promptly ignored the agitated Carnivore eyeing the illusions.
"On the eighth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me"
"Eight scary illusions" Fran, Chrome and Mukuro sang, Mukuro was having too much fun toying with Hibari.
"Seven little rings" Yuni and Tsuna sweatdropped, while Byakugan continued to eat his marshmallows.
"Six annoying herbivores" Hibari finally had enough and began to attack each of the illusions.
"Five Great Big Hits" The Rain and Sun referred to Kyoya this time as he bashed the illusions in the heads.
"Four gyoza buns" Fon sweatdropped at his nephew rage.
"Three cooked steaks!" The Lighting user proudly presented his steaks once again, until Bester ate it again.
"Two annoying rivals" Reborn sang since Lal was now fighting with the Colonello.
"And a Great Big Family~" She sang loudly, they were almost there.
"On the ninth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Nine investigations" Verde and Gokudera sang, one about flames the other about UMA sightings.
"Eight scary illusions" Fran and Chrome sang, since Mukuro was kinda busy.
"Seven little rings" The skies tuned the destruction out and continued the song, while catching multiple falling vases at the same time.
"Six annoying herbivores" Hibari slammed his tonfas into Mukuro trident.
"Five Great Big Hits" The two men punched their fist out five times.
"Four gyoza buns" I-pin and Fuuta sang, Fon was busy catching the falling chandelier.
"Three cooked steaks" Squalo boredly sang, Leviathan was busy cooking the steaks once again.
"Two annoying rivals" This time all three sang it as they directed their eyes to the fighting duo.
"And a Great Big Family~" She caught a flying lamp in the air. "We better finish this before the whole place comes to ruins."
"On the tenth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Ten diamond crowns" Belegrophor and Lussuria happily stated.
"Nine investigations" The duo was looking into their own research.
"Eight scary illusions" Only Chrome sang this as Fran was hiding from the Storm prince knives and Mukuro was fighting with Kyoya.
"Seven little rings" They were putting back the vases in their original places.
"Six annoying herbivores" He growled at the increasing illusions.
"Five Great Big Hits" The eccentric two was now pretending they were hitting a home run.
"Four calming teas" Fon handed all four teas to the Sun and the Two Rain arcobalenos, and also a stressed Lighting.
"Three cooked steaks" Leviathan drank the tea in one gulp when he was done with the food.
"Two annoying rivals" They drank it as well, but in a calmer pace.
"And a Great Big Family~" Skull facepalmed at the chaos.
"On the eleventh day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Eleven grape candies" Lambo calmly spoke, with the candy in his mouth.
"Ten diamond crowns" The Sun and Storm Varia members were admiring the crowns.
"Nine investigations" Verde muttered it lowly, Gokudera was helping Tsuna clean up the mess.
"Eight scary illusions" Mukuro darkly chuckled and amped up the illusions.
"Seven little rings" They went back to singing, but they kept on cleaning too.
"Six annoying herbivores" Kyoya found the real Mukuro once more and began to attack him.
"Five Great Big Hits" Takeshi and Ryohei were also helping put away the fallen paintings.
"Four calming teas" Fon serenely sipped his tea with the teens next to him.
"Three cooked steaks" Leviathan went down one knee and presented the steaks to Xanxus.
"Two annoying rivals" Colonello boredly sang this time and watch the other two have a shoot off.
"And a Great Big Family~" Skull yelled "One more to go!"
"On the twelfth day of Christmas the mafia gave to me."
"Twelve bags of money" Viper monotonically sang then glared at Lambo. "Don't you dare stop."
"Eleven grape candies" Lambo quickly said his lines and turned towards the next two.
"Ten diamond crowns" They quickly sang as well "Shishishi, no more interruptions alright peasants, the prince wants to finish this."
"Nine investigations!" Gokudera sang it loudly from his spot next to his Boss, Verde didn't even look up from his notes
"Eight scary illusions" The trio came back once again to end the song.
"Seven little rings" The three Skies sighed in relief at the almost ending of the song.
"Six annoying herbivores" Hibari spoke, he wants this annoying song to end already.
"FIVE GREAT BIG HITS!" Takeshi accidentally hit a ball through the roof, while Ryohei punched through the walls.
"Four calming teas" The Storm user thinks he'll need more than that judging by the looks from the others.
"Three cooked steaks" Xanxus spoke as Leviathan eyes sparkled at him. "BOSS!"
"Shut it!" "Two annoying rivals!" All three of them glared at the final person to end this suffering.
"Oh screw it...AND ONE INSANE FAMILY!" Skull sang out loud and finished the torture. "Let's all agree to never do that again."
"Agreed."
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Omake 2: ...and A Happy New Years!
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"HAPPY NEW YEARS!" The Arcobaleno, Vongola, and Varia proudly stated. Ryohei, Colonello, and Lussuria popped open the champagne bottles and it exploded high in the air and sprinkled down on everyone.
"This taste really funny." Fran swayed when he tasted the alcohol. He wasn't the only one as Lambo, and I-pin was also rocking back and forth with a red flush on their cheeks.
"RYOHEI!"
"COLONELLO!"
"LUSSURIA!"
"I'm EXTREMELY sorry!"
"I forgot there was still people here underage, kora!"
"Oh dear, we made quite a mess of things...my bad dearie~"
Me: Okay, I'll admit I think I may have made some of the characters a little OOC, what do you guys think? I don't know cause in my opinion I think they'll act differently when in the company of family and not just subordinates. Leave a reply of what you guys think.
Me: Anywho now that that's out of the way I HAVE ONE FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Me: "From the top of our head!"
Arcobaleno: "To the bottom of our hearts."
Vongola: "Down to the sole of our heels."
Varia: "We joyously wish everyone here."
Me: "Whether you are as old as the sky or as young as a child."
Everyone: "HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARS!"
8) PEACE AND HAVE A HAPPY HO HO HOLIDAYS!