Man, I love writing for this fic. It's hard trying to figure out what to write about, considering I've never had a high cat before, but it's still fun and I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I do.

For all those reading, all of my RWBY stories were thought of and created BEFORE the premiere of Volume 2 unless stated otherwise. This does not mean I will not incorporate some of Volume 2 into these stories, but most of the details concerning Volume 2 will not be added in unless they are plot relevant. That is all.

Enjoy all.

Ruby sighed as she slowly began carrying Blake back to the dormroom. Her friend seemed to have calmed down since the tree incident, which was good since Ruby didn't know if she could handle another attack. They made it to the room without further incident and Ruby closed the curtains over the window. She made a mental note to get Pyrrha to help her patch it up later.

Turning to her friend, Ruby found Blake lounging on Weiss' bed, purring as she was lulled into sleep. Ruby gave a soft sigh of relief and climbed up onto her own bed. After a moment, a burp met her ears, followed by another. She glanced down to see that Blake was coughing something up. It was black and kind of fuzzy.

Climbing back down, Ruby's eyes widened to see Blake spit up half a Grim on the floor. What did Yang let her eat? the redhead wondered, watching as the Grim dissolved into the air. Blake returned to normal once the hairball was coughed up. Looking up at Ruby, she cocked her head, ears flicking occasionally. Ruby watched her, confused as to what she wanted.

Blake curled into a ball on Weiss' bed and proceeded to close her eyes. Ruby scratched her head, wondering what to make of this. Cat's take catnaps, but how long do those usually last? Do I have to watch her through it? Will she wake up if I go to the bathroom?

Just then, Blake perked up and she moved to the door, sitting in front of it and looking to Ruby expectantly. The team leader watched her curiously, not moving. When Ruby did not give her what she wanted, Blake leaned up on her hindlegs and batted at the door handle until it finally opened, allowing her to scratch at it. Once there was a big enough hole, Blake slipped out with a panicking Ruby behind her.

Running on all fours, Blake distanced herself from Ruby, moving quickly through the dormitory halls. Ruby had to hustle just to keep her teammate in sight as Blake raced for the front entrance just as the doors were opening. Cardin and his team stepped inside and were instantly bowled to the side as Blake knocked into them and raced out the door.

Ruby didn't bother helping the boys to their feet, simply leaping over them in her pursuit of Blake. The brunette had made her way toward the cliff now and Ruby knew that Blake could get herself seriously hurt if she went into Emerald Forest on her own. Putting on a burst of speed just as Blake leaped over the edge, the redhead instantly became level with her teammate.

Blake turned to her as they fell, cocking her head kittenishly before moving into landing position. Ruby herself had to dig Crescent Rose into the cliffside to avoid flattening herself on the ground. Blake landed on all fours and began sniffing at the area around them. Ruby watched her warily, wanting to be sure they could get out of sight if a Nevermore or a group of beowolves came by.

Suddenly, there was a rustling in the woods around them and Blake was on alert, her ears flattening to her head as she faced the threat. From the bushes rose a large Ursa, growling at them hungrily. Ruby slowly assessed the situation and took a quick look around to be sure there were no more threats nearby.

Just as she came to the conclusion that it was the one Ursa, Blake jumped at the Grim, hissing and yowling. Not expecting a direct attack, the Ursa began growling louder and swinging its claws about. Catching Blake's shorts, it ripped into them and tore open her tights as well. Blake landed on all fours and jumped once more, raking her claws across the large Grim's eyes and tearing its mask from it's face in the progress.

The Ursa shook its head and looked up just as Blake's final jumped landed her on its chest, her teeth sinking into its neck. After a few moments of flailing, the Ursa fell to the ground dead. Blake hopped from it and sniffed it curiously. As Ruby watched, the cat-Faunus did a complete circle to be certain the Ursa was dead before lifting her leg.

"Oh!" Ruby shouted, turning away. "Blake, that's so gross!"

Kicking dirt over her newfound territory, Blake strode back to Ruby and sat in front of her, mewing calmly. Ruby rolled her eyes and slowly picked up the content Faunus, carrying her up a tree and back over the side of the cliff. Turning to face the school, Ruby was surprised when Blake began mewing in her grasp, ears flicking.

"What's wrong, Blake?" Ruby asked, setting her down for a second and spinning around. As she did, the flow of her cape caught Blake's eyes and the Faunus pounced happily. Ruby whirled around at a ripping sound and found pieces of her hood lying beside Blake's extended claws. Blake herself pounced once more, determined to get at this new interesting toy.

Ruby gasped in horror and quickly intercept her friend, hurrying the both of them back to campus. By the time she arrived, it was about time for Weiss to take over. The heiress turned when her partner trudged into the room carrying a half-naked and purring Blake.

"Where have you two been?" the whitette demanded.

"Outside." Ruby groaned, beginning to put away Crescent Rose.

Large purple ears perked at the clicking sounds and Blake batted the red weapon. It fell to the floor with a clunk and elicited more clicking noise as it fully extended again. Claws bared now, Blake batted Crescent Rose against the wall, making Ruby squeak in shock.

"Blake, no!" she shouted, watching as Blake batted it once more, sending it against the bunk below Yang's. "Stop that!"

Rushing over, Ruby was just in time to get caught in the crossfire between Blake and Crescent Rose, the former's claws sinking into her arm. Shrieking in surprise, Ruby tossed the Faunus at Weiss, who caught her clumsily. Ruby picked up Crescent Rose and quickly retracted it before Blake could do anything else.

"I'll take notes in the next class." Ruby sighed, grabbing up her books. "Please give Blake a bath. She battled an Ursa and… kinda got messy."

Weiss stared in shock as her teammate slipped from the room. Glancing to the girl in her arms, she found two large amber eyes staring back at her and gave an exasperated sigh.

"No funny business while we're in the tub, Belladonna. I don't care how drugged you are, it won't stop me from shoving Myrtenaster in a very uncomfortable place."

To this, Blake only gave a loud mew.

Tada! I know it probably wasn't very humorous, sorry. I think my humor meter needs to be recharged, but I hope you guys enjoyed it nonetheless. And I know, for those of you who read all of my RWBY fics, you're sick of seeing this, but don't worry, it's the last time you'll see it on any of my stories until the end, so bear through the next part.

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