In the morning they were heading off to Orlando Florida. Unfortunately in the outskirts. They were all very tired. They saw a Lord Hater and The Harbingers of Doom were hitchhiking to NYC, and thought they would try it how. "Why not teleport to villain con?" Lord Hater asked
"Because I want to surprise Villain Con." Dimentio shouted, "I go there every year."
"Master Dimentio," Dooku said,
Kevin, Stuart and Bob thought they would join them in hitchhiking, "A car!" Commander Peepers shouted.
The car was a friendly station wagon and inside were Walter and his wife Madge, and their kids Walter Jr, Tina, and Binky. They offered them a ride. DImentio made a trailer pop in the back for King Dedede, Lord Hater, and Count Dooku. Dimentio explained that the trailer can still stay on the car in movement while holding people.
Him, Dimentio, Peepers, Kevin, Stuart, and Bob walked in and communicated with the others through a Dimentio Com. "Who wants apple slices?" Madge asked.
"Bapple," Bob said as he ate the slice
"You too," Madge said to the minions in the back," Growing boy like creatures needs their strength."
"Apple slices?!" King Dedede asked in disgust, "Where are the potato chips or candy bars?"
"Those things aren't good for you," Madge said on the Dimentio-com, "You'll end up looking like what you are now."
"Her cover job is a dietician while I work as a real estate agent," Walter said.
"Then what do you really do?"
"You'll see," Walter said.
Later when they reached Pennsylvania, Walter asked, "Who needs to stretch their legs?" Walter asked as everyone placed on ski masks.
"Me!" Tina shouted.
"Yeah!" Walter Jr shouted.
"We'll be right back," Madge said as they took off.
Dimentio saw the masks their wearing and knew one thing, their bank robbers. The family came out of the bank and were on the road again. As they reached to near Philadelphia, cops started to chase them, "Dad, we got company! It's because I tripped the alarm, I'm terrible" Tina pouted.
We all make mistakes Sugarplum." Walter said, "You'll still new to this."
"Your father is right Tina," Madge said, "He wasn't that good at being evil overnight."
Dimentio teleported out of the car and brainwashed them into leaving. Then the Minions accidentally made him duplicate himself by grabbing onto him and really scared the cops away. Then Dimentio and the 3 Minions teleported back to the car. "You just scared away those cops. That's impressive." Walter comments.
"Scared like little girls in a haunted house in France." Dimentio said, "No offense Tina."
"None was taken" Tina replied.
"You're going to villain con?" Walter asked.
"Yup." Lord Hater answered.
"I knew it!" Walter said, "I knew you guys were villains. I hope we're not in rival gangs."