Sorry that I haven't updated in a while. I am also sorry for the misspelled words. I promise that this chapter will be better. Read my other story if you want to know what kept me from working on this.
Natiri- I do not own Naruto. If I did, I would add monkey ninja's.
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Natiri's POV
My random comment seemed break the tension in the room.
"Why did you ask that?" Sasori asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Because everyone was too quiet." I whined. Kisame laughed and patted my head.
"Well since you are awake and ok, how about we get to know each other better." He suggested. I looked at him.
"I thought there was one more of you guys. And what about Pain?" I asked, looking at him.
"I have a way to make them come." Kisame said with an evil look.
"I like the evil look. It suits you." I said randomly. He laughed.
"You might want to be careful. He has some messed up ideas. He almost fed Hidan to Zetsu." Kakuzu said. Hidan shuddered.
"That was fucking scary. OW! What the hell was that for?" He yelled, holding his head. Konan glared at him.
"You should not cuss around her. I don't care if she is used to it." She yelled at him, whacking his head again.
I just starred at them with my head tilted to the side like a dog.
"Does this happen often." I asked.
"All the time." Sasori said. Pain and Zetsu came in after that. Well Zetsu came in through the wall.
"Awesome!" I stared at Zetsu wide eyed. "How do you do that!" I yelled, startling him.
"I am just able to." He said. "I never really thought about it. It freaks most people out." I continued to stare at him.
"How does it freak people out? That is fricken awesome! And you have two voices! Sweet!" I said, jumping around him. He smiled.
"No one has thought that I was awesome." He said. "It's a nice change." He patted my head.
"Well I guess that we will begin the introductions. How about we begin with Zetsu since he has caught Natiri's attention." Pain said. Zetsu nodded.
"You already know my name. I am part plant. I also eat meat. Including people. I have a split personality. " My mouth dropped open.
"You just keep getting more awesome." I told him. I was pretty sure I had stars in my eyes. He laughed.
"Thanks! I like you kid." He said, patting my head.
"I want to go next!" Konan said. "You know my name as well. I love origami. I also like the color blue. I am the only other girl here. Welcome to the family!" She smiled. I smiled back.
"I already feel like one of you." I said honestly. "So far you are better than my family. Kana was the only one who was nice after the accident." I looked down. She hugged me.
"You won't have to worry about that anymore. You are with us now." She said. I nodded.
"I want to know about my favorite weasel." I said. Said weasel chuckled.
"I have the Sharingan." He changed his eyes to show it. "I had a family like you. I am currently the youngest one here. You know the rest." He poked me in the forehead. I glared at him while rubbing my head.
"I wish you would stop doing that." I muttered. He only 'hn'ed.
"I guess I'm next." Kisame said. "Listen up squirt. I am part shark. My weapon is Samahada. I am one of the legendary 7 swordsman of the mist." He said, pointing a thumb at his weapon. I stared at it.
"No offence, but it looks like a large tampon." I told him. His face went purple. Itachi covered my ears just as Kisame went off. By the looks of the others in the room, they were laughing at my comment.
"Did I say something wrong?" I asked after Itachi took his hands off my ears.
"Don't ever insult Kisame's sword. It makes him mad." Itachi said.
"Oh." He poked my head again. "Will you stop that!" I yelled at him, covering my forehead. He shook his head.
"What about you Sasori?" I asked him with my head still covered. He sighed.
"I am a puppet master. I am a puppet as well. I like art. That is pretty much all there is." He told me.
"Cool! So how did you turn yourself into a puppet? Did you still have your- OW. GOD DAMIT! WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT! OW!" Itachi hit my head again.
"I will stop doing that if you stop cussing." He said.
"CHILD ABUSER! CHILD ABUSER! OW! SEE! HE DID IT AGAIN! OW!... you are really mean." By now I had a lump the size of my head on the back of my head. Hidan was, of course, laughing his head off. Konan smacked him.
"Grow up." She yelled at him.
"How about you go Hidan-chan." I growled at him. He glared at me.
"Fine bitch." He said. "I am a fucking Jashinist. I have a fucking scythe and sacrifice heathens to Jashin-sama. I am also immortal so you can't kill me bitch." I got an evil look on my face.
"What's with the look bitch?" Right after that there was a pensle in the middle of his head. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" I was laughing my ass off along with Kisame and Kakuzu.
"I wanted to make sure that you weren't lying, Yaru." I said through laughs and dodging Itachi's hand. Then I saw his scythe. It was huge! Evil idea. Probably going to get myself killed... Oh well!
"You know what they say about people with big weapons." I held up my pinky finger. It took him a couple seconds to understand what I was saying. 3… 2… 1…
"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH!" He yelled, grabbing his scythe and charging at me. Kakuzu stopped him.
"You know you insulted me as well." Kisame pouted.
"I didn't mean to insult you. It was meant for Hidan-baka." I told him, patting his shoulder. "I would never mean to hurt my second favorite shark." He gave me a questioning look.
"What's you first favorite shark?" I laughed.
"Jaws."
"Oh." He nodded, now understanding.
"But he doesn't talk, so you are now my favorite shark!" I smiled, hugging his arm. He beamed and patted my head.
"Why do you people keep doing that?" I whined.
"You guys are like little kids." Sasori commented, shaking his head. I looked at him.
"Says the Toys-Are-Us kid wanna be." I retorted. He rolled his eyes.
"KUZU NEXT!" I yelled, making him sigh.
"I am very old. I have 5 hearts and I like money. I stitched up your wounds with my tentacle thingies." To show me what he meant, a bunch of tentacles came out of his arms. Guess what my reaction was…
"AH! IT'S THE SLENDER MAN!" I screamed and hid behind Kisame. "HE IS GOING TO HURT ME WITH HIS RAPE TENTACLES!" Everyone laughed at the look on Kakuzu's face. It was priceless!
"You are a very messed up child." He said after a moment. I looked at him from behind Kisame.
"My parents dropped me on my head a lot. I also somehow fall out of trees and land on my head." I told him. He sighed again and pulled his tentacle thingies back into his arms. I shivered. That is disturbing. How do they fit in him?
"Pain, you are last." I told him, still hiding. He sighed. I am making a lot of people do that.
"You can address me as Pain-sama or Leader-sama…"
"I will probably not do that." I interrupted. He glared at me. "Sorry."
"As I was saying. I am the leader and will give out missions. I will be god." I looked at him.
"What?" He finally snapped.
"You did not say much." I said. He groaned, causing me to smile. A thought popped into my head.
"Can we have a sparring match?" They all turned to look at me. "I can finally fight someone and they won't run away or cower. It will be fun!"
"No." 3 guesses on who said that.
I pouted. "Come on 'tachi. I am fine now. It doesn't even have to be today! All I want to do is train." He glared at me.
"Hn." I Gibb-slapped him. He glared at me. "What was that for?"
"You cussed." I told him, arms crossed.
"How?" He questioned.
"Hn. Hell No." I explained. "It's not hard to hard to understand." He tried to slap me, but I ducked.
"Haha! To slow." I mocked him. "And don't try to poke my head!" I said quickly before he could.
"You know me to well." He sighed.
"You where assistant teacher and one of my friends. How could I not." I told him. "I am doing a good job at making you all sigh. I am awesome!" I fist punched. They laughed at me.
"What is it with you all laughing?" I whined. "It is not that funny." They laughed harder. "Meaners." I pouted, crossing my arms and looking away from them.
"We are not trying to be mean." Konan said, laying a hand on my shoulder. "The stuff that comes out of you is just hysterical." I looked at her.
"You mean it?" She nodded. "Yay!" I smiled. Konan shook her head.
"You are not your age." She told me.
"When did you figure that out?" I asked her, gaining more laughs. "I have never acted my age. It's no fun. But I my mind is a bit dirtier than a normal teenager."
"Are you kidding" Hidan asked, wide eyed. I shook my head.
"You should listen in on some of the conversations I have with my guy friends." If possible, his eyes got even bigger.
"Finally! I can have a decent conversation with someone." Everyone glared at Hidan.
"NO!" They yelled at the same time. He shrunk away. I tilted my head.
"You didn't cuss once in that sentence." The others froze.
"Holy crap! It's a miracle!" Kisame yelled.
"Or a sign of the Apocalypse." Kakuzu suggested. I might have not known him that long, but I have to agree with him.
A strange thought popped into my mind. I wonder if I have an Inner?
I shrugged. I guess that I did it in real life because the others where starring at me strangely.
"What are you looking at?" I asked, looking behind me to see if anyone was there.
"Why did you shrug?" Sasori asked.
"I was thinking to myself, that's all." I told them. "So… When do we spar?"
Sorry! This is all I got. I promise that I will update soon. The next chapter will be better. Lots of fighting and action. Please review. Until next time!
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