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~Scene 3~ Alice in…. Another Land?
Alice opened the door of the said building and just like Dee & Dum told her, there are loud music and people dancing crazily. There is certainly a big crowd. Now, Alice, tired from that tiring walk through that forest, suddenly felt an urge to rest. She found a black comfy sofa seat at the corner and decided to sit there.
And there she was sitting comfortably at the seat. She was so comfortable that she forgot her purpose and fell asleep.
When she woke up… the partying had ended and she was left alone, on that seat of hers.
Alice: (yawns) Sheesh… I feel asleep! Am I allowed to do that? To sleep in my sleep? That's a bit ironic!
Martha : (Sitting in front of a coffee table, drinking tea sitting beside March and Dory) I think that's not ironic dear…. I found it interesting! ^_^
Alice: (Stand up and slowly approaches Martha) Pardon?
Martha : Pardon? PARDON! HAH! I don't know no pardon! Pardon's not here! I'm not Pardon! (To March and Dory) Are you Pardon?!
March: (Laughs out loud.) Hahaha! Pardon! Hahahaha! (A/N: Okay... good luck to March's character for the intense whole scene laugh)
Dory: (Cries loud) Pardon… huhuh…. PARDOOOONNN! =_= (A/N: And also good luck to Dory's character for the intense dramatic whole scene cry. .)
Alice: Oh… now I know.
Martha : Know what? (To March & Dory) Do you know what?
March & Dory: (March=laughs; Dory=cries) What?
Martha : I don't know! (Laughs that made March and Dory silent.) Do you know that I don't know? Cause I don't know either?! (Then March laughs together with Martha and Dory cries.)
Alice: Oh my… these guys are really crazy.
March: Who are you calling CRAZY?! (Laugh)
Dory: (CRY! YOU NEED TO CRY MORE DORY!) Waahhh! She called me crazy!
Alice: Then what shall I call you then?
Martha : (Stands up and let Alice sit down with them) We prefer calling ourselves… hyperactive, mentally retarded people… (then smile… ^_^ a very big smile ^^)
Alice: Well, isn't that the same as the word…. 'crazy'?
Martha : NO! (a little offended) Our term is much more smarty-like! You can't see crazy people drinking tea, right? RIGHT?!
Alice: (A little frightened so she just nodded)
Martha : That's good… (Smiles again and drinks tea with March and Dory…)
Alice: Uhh… do you know where the Knave is?
Martha : Ahh! Want to hear a song I made? It goes like this…
Dory: (Cries loud again) Don't SING!
March: (Laugh) Hahahaha! Don'cha dare SING! XDDD!
Martha : Waaahh! (and then she laughs) why don't you want me to sing?
Dory: Cause you're horrible!
Martha : (Frown… laughs then STOP!) FUNNY! =_=
Alice: Uhh… about the Knave…?
Martha : Do you suppose our drink is alcoholic…? Because… it kinda makes me high… o_O
Alice: Uhh….
Martha : BTW! (copies a child) My name is Martha Anne Reiza Teresa Hereziah Antoinnette Toph-
March: STOOOPPP! (laugh) HAHAHA! Fluffyhead!
Dory: Marshmellows!
Martha : Strawberries!
March: Red!
Dory: Tea!
Martha : Cakes!
March: Ceremony!
Dory: Flag!
Martha : Blue!
March: Red!
Dory: Green!
Martha : ZAIDO! XDD!
Alice: (sigh) What have I gotten into? (facepalm)
Dory: PBB TEENS!
Martha : 12:61!
March: Barnuts worth 8 pesos!
Dory: Pesoses!
Martha : PESOPESOSESOSESOSESOSESO-
Alice: SHUT IT! (The three stopped at their game and looked at Alice.) Will you please listen to me…?!
Martha : The only way to enter our crazy tea party is to drink tea and be crazy! ^^ (drinks tea) Now…. Where were we?
Alice: (sigh) Can I have a tea please?
Martha : (blink-blink,looks at Alice then smile.) Hear that?! We have a visitor! QUICKK! (Then they decided to clean up for Alice… BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! too tired to explain! =_=) Get our best cups! Spoon! Cakes! (To Dory.) Here's a five peso coin. (Throws it to March) Go buy some more tea. And I…. (Retouches make up… March and Dory came back to their seats…) Welcome! – Uhh… What's your name?
Alice: Alice.
Martha : Alice… That's a nice name… I'm Martha by the way… Martha Anne Reiza Tere-
Alice: I know that already.
Martha : Oh… but… well… you don't know these two guys, right? This guy here is March! J Real name is March April June July… That gal is Dory.. Real name is Dora the Explorer but since Boots left her, she's been crying that's why her name's Dory the Crying Lady… usually there are five stupid guys around her but not today… I call them – (Copyright infringement… Thank you! ^_^)
Alice: Is that so…?
Martha : Yes it is my dear… (Drinks again)
Alice: About the thing that I'm asking…
Martha : Do you know? That teas are incredibly nice with cakes? You can try mine…! (Gives her cake.)
Alice: Uhh… the thing that -
March: (Laughs out loud again because Martha tickles him) S…Stop! Ahahah! STOP! AHAHA! XDD! Stop it! XDD!
Alice: Uhh…
Martha : RIDDLE! What comes before you?
Alice: I don't know…
Dory & March: TEA!
Martha : Correct! One POINTS for me, no POINTS for you!
Alice: That does not make sense. They should have a point because they answered your riddle and you should not have a point because you're the riddler! And that's a grammar confusion..
Martha : Well that's the riddle of it child. Why do you suppose a riddle is called a riddle? Because it is a riddle! It's just like calling you birthdate your birthday. You're calling it your birthday every year but you're not supposed to be born again this year! That's just ridiculous! That's why I call my birthday 'Unbirthday'! ^_^
Dory & March: HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY! (Then blows a horn)
Alice: That's… my head suddenly hurts.
Martha : Why since you're not touching your tea… Drink it and you'll feel better.
Alice: Nah… I'm caffeine allergic.
Martha : (Horrified look) Caf… Caf… Caffeine allergic? That's horrible!
Alice: (nod-nod… LIAR! XDD!)
Martha : Then… try this cake.
Alice looked at the cake and thought. Rabbi only told her to not drink tea that Martha would offer but not cake. She thought for it for few minutes and…
Alice: Well… if it's free then… OKAY! ^^
And she ate the cake.
Alice: Hmm… it's delicious! Who baked it?
March: (Laugh) Me! It's called MUDCAKE! ^_^
Alice: (Blink-blink then act like she's about to vomit…and drinks the tea... accidentally! XD!)
Martha : Pfff…! (Laugh! ... Okay not that much! XDD) It's called mudcake alright but it does not mean that it's really made up of mud! (Then her voice and expression turned serious.) And dear… aren't you caffeine allergic?
And with that… Alice's sight turned black.
Meanwhile the two Torre brothers…
Cheshire: Hey didn't you say you've got something to do?
Rabbi: (Pacing back & forth) I'm worried.
Cheshire: Worried? (Shivers) I kinda hate to admit that we're feeling the same way.
Rabbi: You? Worried? Hah! You look pretty calm to me.
Cheshire: Because I'm stoic! And that's a fact… I'm a pretty handsome guy. ^_^
Rabbi: Psh… stoic your as-
Cheshire: Watch your mouth there Rabbi. We have children listening!
Rabbi: As if I'd care! (sigh) I think I shouldn't have let Alice go alone. Martha is someone who can't be bargained with.
Cheshire: Then why did you let her alone?!
Rabbi: Because Martha gives me creeps. Her stare , her voice, her crazy sayings and riddles… It's a waste of time. How about you? You're doing the same right?
Cheshire: Me? Nah… she's bad luck to me. And she's creepy… in so many levels… Which makes me wonder… what Alice is feeling now.
Rabbi & Cheshire: (thinks for it for a while and said in unison) I'm going to help Alice. (looked at each other) Don't copy me!
Rabbi: That's my line!
Cheshire: Hmp… suit yourself. But my decision won't change, I'm going to go to where Alice is.
And so, the Torre brothers went to the Tea Ceremony.
At the tea ceremony…
Martha : Hahay… boooring!
March: (laugh) Haha! BOOORINGG!
Dory: (cry) Waaah! We have nothing to do!
Martha : (removes her top hat and looked at inside) Hah! I'll try some magic! (turns her hand like a magician and enters her hand inside her hat) I wonder if I'll get a cat or a rabbit? (pulls out her hand but there's nothing. Frown…) That's disappointing.
March: Haha! Disappointing! HAHA!
Dory: Waah! I've disappointed you! This is really so disappointing! You being disappointed makes me disappointed!
Martha : (sigh) Now… what to do… what to do…
Rabbi & Cheshire: (enter)
Rabbi: Martha! Where's Alice?
Martha : (stirs her tea, bored) Alice who? I don't know no Alice. I'm not Alice. (To March & Dory) Are you Alice?
March: (laugh) Haha! Alice! HAhahaha!
Dory: (cry) Huhuhuh…. ALIIIICCCCEEEEE!
Cheshire: As crazy as ever… but don't lie Martha. We know you know where Alice is.
Martha : Ah! I just remembered another riddle!
Rabbi: We don't have time for your riddles!
Martha : Haha! This would be interesting! What comes before and after tea?
Rabbi: La
Cheshire: Doe.
Martha : Correct! No points to you! Two point for me!
Cheshire: (sigh then facepalm) Here we go again… Can we have some tea?
Martha : (looks at Cheshire and glares…! XDD) NO! I just had a visitor a while ago and I'm tired. Ahh… remembering her, ahh!~~ I love her company.
Rabbi: This visitor that you're talking about, where is she?
Martha : In heaven.
Rabbi & Cheshire: WHAT?!
Martha : With that four-eyed guidance councilor. And can you believe her? She took almost all of my teacups, spoons and fork? That girl is an angel!
Cheshire: Good for you.
Rabbi: (sigh) Thank God. She's safe.
Martha : But that was only after she took a drink from my tea.
Cheshire: Now… I'm starting to get nervous again.
Rabbi: Martha, we'll be going now. And I hope we won't want your company again.
Martha : Well… thank you… Come back again!
Rabbi & Cheshire: (walks but does not exit)
Upon hearing that terrible news from Martha, Cheshire and Rabbi dashed their way to the clinic to where Cathy was usually was. On their way, they met a bunch of students talking about something…
Student 1: Hey have you heard about the Knave's transferee?
Student 2: Yes, they say she's pretty… well… she did enchant our Knave afterall.
Student 3: Yes. Yes. But… now, I'm starting to pity her.
Student 1: Why's that?
Student 3: Well, haven't you heard? That the Queen is very much frustrated about this news and you know her, she'll do anything to keep anyone near her Knave as she says.
Student 2: Oh… just thinking about this makes me shiver.
Student 4: Hah! You three aren't updated? There's this new news.
Student 3: And what is it?
Student 4: You see, the Queen wants everyone to participate in finding that transferee and when we find her, also help in bullying her.
Student 1: That's horrible of her!
Student 4: I know right! And also, anyone who does not follow her shall be expelled.
Student 2: She's really a devil. Abusing her father's work as the principal.
Student 1: So, are you guys going to obey that Queen?
Student 2,3 & 4: (looks at each other)
Student 4: I think I'll try not to find that transferee, so I'll not taint my good deeds.
Student 1: Me too!
Student 2: Me three!
Student 3: I guess I'll be doing that too… (Bell rings) Oh… let's go before we're late for the last period~ (Student 1,2,3 & 4 exits)
Rabbi & Cheshire: (center stage)
Cheshire: Heard that bro?
Rabbi: Yes. Loud & clear.
Cheshire: Alice shouldn't stay here or her life will be miserable as long as the Queen is here.
Rabbi: Then… what should be done?
Cheshire: Well, you're the smart one aren't you?
Rabbi: It's pretty obvious isn't it? It's just to wake her up.