Chapter 7
AN- Not really sure what I'm supposed to tell you you guys for not updating for almost two years, so... sorry. Also here's your chapter.
Earlier-
"Just one hour and you'll get your body back and an infinite amount of riches and power."
"A- are you s-sure?"
Bill stuck his hand out, flashed a smile- rather, he would have flashed a smile if he had a mouth. Instead, he made a variety of eye movements and gestures which could be interpreted as a smile-, and winked (or he could've just blinked. No one's really sure).
"It's a deal."
Bill's POV:
I finally have all of the Pines and their annoying companions right where I want them! MWAHAHAHA! MWAHAHA- *cough* HA- *cough* HA! *falls over in a coughing fit* Ugh I hate the negative side effects of this stupid disposable flesh bag. If only there was an easier way to win over Mabel- I mean, take over the world- besides kidnapping a bunch of humans and possessing a body.
"Bill? You do realize that you were talking out loud, right?"
I was so busy plotting my rise to power that I neglected to notice that Mabel was right behind me. I'm not particularly concerned. I mean, she probably didn't even hear the part about winning her over.
"What did you mean by 'win over Mabel'?"
This is bad.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M FINE I TOTALLY DIDN'T SAY THAT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU OR ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I rambled.
Wow. Way to go, Bill. Real smooth.
"What? You like me? Aww that's very sweet. But... NO."
Mabel slowly walked towards me as she yelled. I have never been more scared in my life.
"W-why not?" I quivered.
"BILL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU KIDNAPPED MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, YOU KIDNAPPED ME, AND YOU ARE A TOTAL JERK!"
"But... I thought I was doing everything right to gain your affection and-"
"JUST BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME COOL STUFF AND WAS NICE TO ME FOR A LITTLE BIT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO DATE YOU! NOW LET ME AND MY FAMILY GO!"
I had to think of a plan quickly.
"How about we make a deal?"
Mabel rolled her eyes but nodded.
"I'm listening." She grumbled.
"I will let you, your friends, and your family go on one condition. You have to go on one date with me every month for 10 years."
Mabel's POV
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I had to date him for TEN YEARS? If I ever got another boyfriend, what am I supposed to tell them? 'Sorry honey, I can't go on a date with you. I have to go on a romantic date with a dream demon who kidnapped my family a few years ago.' That isn't really the sort of thing that you can just tell someone!
"Can't it be more like one date a year? Or one date per month for only a year? Ten years seems excessive."
He attempted to roll his eye and said,
"Ten years. No less than that."
Did I really have to do this?
"So is it a deal or what?"