See when they give the newbies their blue outfits. It's because they just got in a new round of inmates.
At the moment as I lay in my bunk, fingering boredly through a novel called Gators, a book about pirates and ironically, a woman pretending to be a man. I could hear the sounds of Andersmith in the hall, assigning the new inmates their bunks.
I narrow my eyes at the back of his uniform as he passes my cell.
If he was getting a blowjob in the kitchen, then that confirms he's the guard the reds are getting contraband in from. Which further proves he's sneaking shit to the insane solitary confinement inmate. Does that mean-my partner is the one we're looking for?
A few moments later we hear a rap on the cell bars. I peak out the side of my bunk curtains. Church was standing at the door. Chuckling.
"So did you guys steal this idea from us?" Felix in his bunk across from me cocks his head. "What? Vanta gave us this idea." They look at me. I smile, "Guilty."
They both chuckle, Felix shaking his head with a smile on his face.
"Well. I've got your delivery." Church says. Walking forwards and pulling a magazine from his waist band.
Walking it up to Felix's outstretched hand. He turns to walk away when Felix rolls it up and smacks him in the head.
"Jesus Gates! What was that for?"
"What the fuck is this?!" Felix gestures to his mag angrily. I squint to get a better look at it. But fail. "It's a porn mag? like you asked."
Felix groans. "This is girl porn! Porn not of girls. But for them. I can't get off on this!"
My eyes widen and I giggle lightly. Covering it up with a cough. Felix gives me a look. Church moves to take the mag. "Fine if you don't want it. I'm sure someone will-" "Wait!"
I interrupt the both of them. They look. I grab the cigarette I have stashed under the bed springs, I'd found i pickpocketted it from Grif during the party. Asshole deserved it. I figure, buying porn with it is as good a use as any.
Don't judge me I have needs too.
"Can I take it for one?" I ask. Holding it up. Felix groans. "Don't buy that garbage Vee. Save your cig for good porn at least." I ignore him. Looking at Church who shrugs. "By all means whatever gets your rocks off." Passing it up to me. I hide a grin at the cover, which was a shirtless man with water dripping down his chest.
"Thanks." I slide the mag under my pillow. Turning to talk to Church some more. But when I turn back around he'd gone. I frown. "Oh. Gee he left fast." Felix shrugs. "Whatever, I'm pissed at him. That porn you've got is worthless." I cock an eyebrow at him.
Oh Felix honey, if only you knew. Wash suddenly was in the cell. "Yo guys! One of the new inmates has a robot leg! Is so badass!"
I quirk an eyebrow at the excited cute man before he runs back. Turning I look at Felix. "Want to go check it out?" He makes a thoughtful face. "Nah I'd rather do this."
"Do what?"
Before I know it he's lunged out of his bunk and dragging me from mine. I panic for a moment but then he's tickling me.
"What thehahahah fuck!? Felix!haha Stop! Hahahaha! Felix!" I squeak. He grins. "I knew you'd be ticklish!" His fingers digging into my sides. "Noo!Felix stop!Hahahaha Your goinghahahahaha to give me the haha-HICCUP-"
He pauses and looks down at me. "Ha. I gave you the hiccups." I scowl. "At least you didn't give me your ugly." He 'oohs'. "Damn Vanta. I'm hurt." He says playfully standing.
-Hiccup-
"Come on let's go check out the new arrival." He says smirking. I scowl at the back of his side shaven head. "Assho-HICCUP-"
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I peered into the cell through the mass of other people, boredly. The man's name was Sirus. And he has a prosthetic leg he has customized to be extremely durable in a fight.
He also was with some very unnoteworthable characters. A guy named Whizz, and one other who I'd yet to see. I tap my slender man friends shoulder. "Fel-HICCUP-FUCK!Felix, I'm going back to the cell."
"Heh Alright Black. See ya later." -HICCUP- I walk back to my cell. Whistling a pleasant tune. When I hear footsteps behind me. "Black? As in Vanta black?" I turn. A very tall guy, with a short dark beard and short dark hair stands behind me in dark orange. It was Whizz.
"Uh yeah can I help you?" I say. He walks forwards, I take an anxious step back as he approaches. "Officer Black meet me at the prison showers in thirty minutes wait until they are empty. We need to talk." He grabs my hand and presses a key into it. My eyes widen.
He throws me a blue eyed wink. Before he's walking away. I notice my Hiccups have disappeared.
"What was that about?" Locus grumbles out of no where. I jump into the air, "JESUS CHRIST LO." I scold. He chuckles. "My apologies. What happened there?" I shrug, moving my hand to the back of my pants and dropping the key into my underwear.
"No clue. He whispered something about a gay thing. But, I'm not interested." Locus cocks his head. "Really? You're not?" I scowl. "I'm so fucking tired of everyone thinking I'm gay. I'm not gay!" He shakes his head with mirth. "Bisexual than perhaps?"
I groan. "What? There's no need to get upset about that. I myself am Bisexual." I cast Locus a look. "Wait wait wait, you are?" He holds a blank expression nodding. "I am. So if you ever care too. I'd be happy to indulge your more- Instinctual needs." He leans in close whispering gruffly in my ear.
Before with that he's walking away. My knees now a trembling mess.
Get yourself together Vanta. You have a job, and a mission. You can't focus on all the hot men who are now showing you interest. Besides- it wasn't even me they liked. The pheromones was the only reason I was getting attention. Right?
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I enter the bathroom. Calling out a small 'Hello?' "Yeah here." Whizz replies. I nod, turning and putting the key in the door. Sure enough my suspicions were proved correct as the lock clicks. I turn around and march in. A finger in Whizz's face. "You need to START TALKING. How do you know I'm an officer?"
He crosses his arms and gives me a, 'Rrlly hoe', look. "Because I'm an officer to genius. Man, and they said you're the best." He remarks dryly to himself. I purse my lips.
"Oh. Well what are you doing here? I've got this under control." He crosses his arms. "Really? Because everyone thinks you're dead Vanta. We haven't heard a damn thing since the day you got here. People are fucking taking BETS on whether or not the Lady cop got raped or just killed flat out."
I cross my arms. Jaw dropped. "What?! How? I've been reporting in to Ander-" I draw off. Eyes widening in realization.
He cocks an eyebrow. "You've been reporting in to who?" "Andersmith." I breathe, "He's also been sneaking in contraband. Though, I'm still unsure if he's THE ONE we're looking for. There's a bunch of twisted guards." He let's his face fall into his hands. "Well that's great. That's just fucking great. Anything else?" I shrug, "I'm out of testosterone and now the men are going gay for me."
He snorts. "Wow. Well look. I'm here now. We're going to have to stick together." I shake my head. "I don't think that's a good idea. We'll draw attention to ourselves." He scowls. "I think that-is the least of our worries here Vanta. Because the guard I'm supposed to report into- Is Andersmith as well."
I look at the ground. "Well fuck." He nods. "Yeah. So if he's really a cop gone bad we've got to find another source to get the news to the director." I nod. "I'll get on it. Do you think you could focus your search on the solitary confinement unit? I think an inamte, "O'Malley he calls himself I think. He's building the bomb I think."
Whizz nods. "Alright. Also can I just say I don't know why they picked you for this job." I frown at him. About to give him a piece of my mind when he goes, "Nonononono! not like that! I mean, You're gorgeous. You don't even look like a man. You must be an incredible cop to get this far." I blush. "Shut up Whizz." He smiles, "You know. Since I'm a man, and your a woman. And prison gets lonely. We could always-" "How about no. And secondly No. Now let's get out of here, there's probably a line at the door."
We both move to leave. Neither of us aware of the man sitting on the one closed toilet stall. Legs tucked up under him to keep him invisible as he eavesdropped on the unsuspecting cops.
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The next few days seemed to go by very fast. A blur almost.
I frantically searched for clues, and any hope that maybe Andersmith was a good guy and we somehow got this mixed up. Whizz kept doing stupid shit and kept almost getting caught.
As well as trying to be way to friendly with me. I think everyone was starting to think he had a 'gay' crush on me. Felix and Wash made sure to tease me about it.
One day, while I stood in line on the cafeteria. I spot some of the reds chatting up ahead. They occasionally cast me nervous glances. Both of them covered in bruises and scratches. Still. After the day when the entire prison beat the shit out of them. I smirk at the fear they now held for me.
Then, someone's hand smacked down on my tray. It fell to the floor with a loud clatter, and in fact busted to pieces. I growl and look up at the attacker. When my anger freezes to dread.
"Well. Would you mind telling me what THE FUCK MY EX GIRLFRIEND IS DOING IN PRISON WITH ME?"
There before me, stood my ex boyfriend Boomstick.
"Oh shit." I whine.
::Author note::
Reaally short chapter. My apologies. I'm actually having a hard time coming up with inspiration lately.
It's like every time I try I get this massive headache.
Also schools starting back up. Yaaay * heavy sarcasm*
Please kill me. Just do it now. I dont want to go through this bull. HEY! I'm not only a writer, I'm an artist too, please go follow me on Tumblr, twitter, Instagram, and Deviantart. Rex626 and all that. I have like, no followers. It's depressing.
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Locus: 14
Wash: 6
Sharkface: 5
Church: 4
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