12 Cats:
1) Mistyfoot (I know I have already done her, but she never, like, got picked).
2) Squirrelflight
3) Leafpool
4) Appledusk
5) Bone (Yeah, I'm throwing him into the mix!)
6) Crookedjaw
7) Berrynose (oh no)
8) Billystorm
9) Crowfeather
10) Dappletail
11) Rainflower (that b*t*h)
12) Raggedpelt
Here we gooo!
1. What do you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?
Mistydusk? Actually a pretty cool name, just like last time with Mapleheart.
2. Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2's first name and 3's last name?
Squirelpool… yeah, I might. But people would be, like, "INCEST!", and I'd be like, "NOT A SHIP NAME!"
3. Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name and 2's last name)?
Boneflight? Probably.
4. What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name and 5's last name)?
Mistybone. *face smack* Adventure, BrambleStarIsTerribleAtNames.
5. Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
Footpool. *screams into pillow*. BrambleStarIsTerribleAtNames
6. What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Appleflight- tawny transgender (I have no idea! Go vote on my poll) cat with green eyes
7. What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just by their name?
Leafmisty. BrambleStarIsTerribleAtNames
8. Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Could I see… Bone and Leafpool… As a pairing.
Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
9. If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Billystorm was looking for a mate, would they choose Crookedjaw or Appledust? (LOL I typed it Appleduck and then changed it… I love it!)
Honestly, I think he would have to either be mates with Crookedjaw or commit suicide.
10. Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Mistyfoot and Dappletail fighting over Berrynose?
Mistyfoot: Choose, Berrynose!
Berrynose: Well, I'm torn, but Dappletail is a lot more like me. So Dappletail
Dappletal: Yes!
11. Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Squirrelflight had often heard stories about SkyClan- so she journeyed there to see for herself. Billystorm welcomed her a little to warmly for Leafstar, who was pregnant,'s taste. Demanding that she have Clovertail raise the kits, Squirrelflight gave Leafstar the impression that she was trying to break up her and Billystorm. Squirrelflight, for the second time, took on kits not her own as she stole them to run away with Billystorm.
This didn't happen, but let's just say that Squirrelflight and Billystorm are dating, m'kay?
12. What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
What would happen if Berrynose walked in on Bone and Dappletail kissing? (ouch.)
Berrynose: *sees them kissing* DAPPLETAIL!?
Dappletail: You did it to Honeyfern!
Berrynose: Fair point.
Mistyfoot: So, you're open?
Berrynose: Nope! I'm dating you.
*Berrynose and Mistyfoot whirl away, Mistyfoot in a ball gown and Berrynose in a tux)
Dappletail: Good riddance. *starts kissing Bone again*
13. Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Would Appledusk rather make out with Billystorm, or slap Leafpool?
Probably slap Leafpool, because he hates ThunderClan. And betrayal by carrying kits of another Clan's father- a soft spot, not even considering the whole 'she's a medicine cat' thing.
14. Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 3?
Mistyfoot and Leafpool? Maybe, but maybe not. *looks up* Nope. And don't look it up. You will be scarred.
*Everyone on FanFiction looks it up*
15. What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
What would kits between Crookedjaw and Berrynose look like?
*had a scarring visual*
No. no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I am also too lazy. *pulls out an uno skip card* *plays*
16. What pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Hm… Appledusk on Berrynose?
Appledusk: I was mocked too. But nobody will mock us.
Berrynose: *holds tighter onto Mistyfoot* *slaps Appledusk* *runs*
17. If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Leafpool and Crookedjaw got in a fight, Berrynose would side with Leafpool.
1. He and Leafpool are in the same Clan.
2. I don't think he ever met Crookedstar.
18. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
A Crookedjaw/ Rainflower fic?
0.o
No
19. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Appledusk? *looks up image*
5/10.
Appledusk: Maybe that's why Berrynose rejected me.
Me: Sure, Appledusk. Whatever helps you sleep at nigtsoIcancutyourthroatforwhatyoudidtoMapleshade. *smiles sweetly & innocently*
20. What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
What would happen if Raggedpelt and Billystorm went out?
Squirrelflight: Billystorm, how could you?
Billystorm: I'm sorry...
21. Do you recall any fics about 9?
Any fics about Crowfeather? No, but there are some. I mean, there are some about Leaf x Crow, which by the way is my OTP, but… *searches up on Fanfiction, still scarred from using google* only about him and different cats. They actually look good.
22. Would 2 and 6 be a good couple?
Would Squirrelflight and Crookedjaw be a good couple? Well, Squirrelflight is getting over her heartbreak with Billystorm, and Crookedjaw the trauma of being shipped with his mother, soo… I'll allow it.
23. 5/9 or 5/10?
Bone/ Crowfeather or Bone/Dappletail? Well, since I'm nice, I won't wish Dappletail a heartbreak. They were making out, so Bone/ Dappletail.
24. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
What WOULD happen if Berrynose walked in on Squirrelflight and Billystorm kissing?
Berrynose: I thought you and Crookedjaw were a thing only two questions ago, Squirrelflight!
Squirrelflight: Loser.
Berrynose: And Billystorm? Raggedpelt?
Billystorm: He doesn't have to know. *returns vigorously kissing Squirrelflight*
Berrynose: Careful, or we'll have another batch of kits to take care of soon.
Raggedpelt: I WAS WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME!
Billystorm: Raggedpelt, I-
Raggedpelt: I heard you! And saw you making out with her for so long! What I saw in those bushes…
25. Make up a story of a 3/10 fluff.
Leafpool / Dappletail?
*runs back to Question 15, grabs skip card, and sets on Question 25.*
There.
26. Is there anything in a 1/8 fluff?
In a Mistyfoot/ Billystorm?
Mistyfoot: Nope! I got Berrynose, and Billystorm is a cheater and is with Squirrelflight.
27. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
Berrynose/ Raggedpelt?
BerrynosebeingagoodfriendseefriendhelpsRaggedpeltgetoverBillystormtheend.
28. What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
Dappletail might scream, at a moment of passion, "Sunstar WILL BE MINE, BLUEFUR!"
Bone: Who's Sunstar?
29. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
Berrynose? Blank Space, definitely. With canon and this!
30. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Mistyfoot/Crookedjaw/Raggedpelt?
Warning: nonsensical love triangle.
31. What would a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
Dappletail to Squirrelflight?
Dappletail: *opens mouth*
Squirrelflight: *smacks before can say anything*
32. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and heart-broken, 7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!
Mistyfoot and Berrynose are in a happy relationship until Bone runs off with Squirrelflight. After Mistyfoot dumps Berrynose for Raggedpelt, Crookedjaw gets upset and retaliates by dating Raggedpelt. (Raggedpelt, you player!) Alone and heart-broken, Berrynose travels in search of a friends. Finally, Berrynose meets Dappletail and Squirrelflight. The three loners meet Appledusk, who tells each of them to look for love. Dappletail finds Billystorm, Squirrelflight gets Crowfeather (0.o), but now Mistyfoot is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Leafpool and Rainflower!
Okay, just like last time, I will skip this crazy, tangled mess and call it nonreality.
Moving on.
33. What trait would with 4's last name and 7's last name have?
Dusknose- I dunno.
34. 4/8 or 4/3?
Appledusk/ Billystorm or Appledusk / Leafpool? Apple/Billy- as we've said before, Apple would have Leaf if they ever met.
But then they broke up and rejoined their exs. Cuz sanity.
35. 9 and 5 get in a fight who would 8 fight with?
Crowfeather and Bone get in a fight, who would Billystorm side with? Crowfeather, because SPOILER ALERT Bone is kinda like Darktail.
-36 is skipped-
37. If 3 found out 11 was a relation, how would 3 react?
If Leafpool found out Rainflower was a relation, she would punch her and go to talk to Sandstorm.
38. 4 and 7 had kits; 2, 9, and 12. They were all part of 6's leader's name' Clan. 2 was best friends with 8, and eventually the two became mates. 9 ran away from the Clan with 1, leaving both 4 and 5, the cat who loved 9, heartbroken. 12 became mates with 3 and they had 10, who eventually became mates with 5. Later, 9 returned without 1, who had died in a tragic death in the wilderness.
Appledusk and Berrynose had kits; Squirrelflight, Crowfeather, and Raggedpelt. They were all part of Crookedstar's Clan. Squirrelflight was best friends with Billystorm, and eventually the two became mates (LOLZSZ). Crowfeather ran away from the Clan with Mistyfoot, leaving both Appledusk and Bone, the cat who loved Crowfeather, heartbroken. Raggedpelt became mates with Leafpool and they had Dappletail, who eventually became mates with Bone (*-*). Later, Crowfeather returned without Mistyfoot, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness.
WHELP
Again, pretending that didn't happen- though most of them were 'canon' to this chapter.
At the end, we got…
Squirrelflight is mates with Billystorm, Dappletail with Bone, and Crookedjaw (Squirrelflight), Raggedpelt(Squirrelflight), and Appledusk (Berrynose, though I don't see why) heartbroken.
And everyone else will die alone.
See ya!
Briar