Chapter 5

Amelia Bones was hugging her godson tightly as she was crying on his shoulder, happy to finally be with him. Just then James walked up behind her, "aren't you happy to see your godson Amelia?" He asked.

Amelia pulled off of Johnny and kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you James," she said. Then the happy feeling were ruined when Dumbledore and his flock came up to them. One of the was the Minister of Magic.

"THERE HE IS!" He said, "ARREST THOSE PEOPLE!" Johnny just looked at him.

"On What Grounds?" He said.

"MURDER OF…"

"Upstanding Citizens Wearing Silver Masks And Black Snake Tattoos On Their Right Arms?" Said Lily, the Minister was trying to piece two words together.

"Well… I…" Then Johnny ripped off the mask from the one he killed and the Minister paled. "Lucius." Then he roll up his sleeve revealing a dark mark. The Minister fainted, Dumbledore looked at him.

"Johnny," he started but stopped when Lily was cracking her knuckles.

"Auntie, shouldn't you really find out what's going on?" Said Johnny, "I can basically smell the corruption running through this place."

"I'll get right on it," she said.

"Oh, by the way I heard you might need a new DADA professor." Said Johnny, "I might know of someone. You'll see them on the first." With that they left and went back to Potter manor.

Dumbledore was trying to find out who Johnny got for a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor so he could tell him or her that they didn't need them. He tried to get his Order and Snape to find out but stopped when Amelia threatened to arrest him, showing to him that she didn't think he was above the law.

So when the first day of school came, all of the students had been sorted and everyone was ready. Dumbledore had just introduced all of the professors and when he came up to the person that was going to teach Defense music started.

"PREPARE YOURSELF! PREPARE YOURSELF!"

"What the?" Said McGonagall.

(Prepare Yourself hey that sounds like a great title! LOL!)

Just then the doors opened and everyone looked over to see who was coming in to the Great Hall. Just then the First and Second generations were in shock, Johnny Cage is going to be their Defense teacher? When Johnny, Sonya, Cassie and Jacqui entered the Great Hall, they looked every bit of a professor.

Whispers were going around, "Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade are going to be our professors?" Said one.

"Oh man, this year's going to be bloody awesome!" Said another.

"I can't wait to meet Harry Potter," said another. "We're going to be best mates." A brown haired female Gryffindor was looking on and was excited that her favorite movie star was going to be a teacher at her school. Johnny and the others had went to the table and Lily went to hug him. They were surprised, Lady Potter knows him?

"Hello everyone, my name is Johnny Cage and I shall be your Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts this year." He said, "if you know me then you know my credentials. These are my assistants; my wife Sonya Blade, my daughter Cassie and my goddaughter Jacqui Briggs. If you have any questions please, feel free to come see us." They went to the table and sat down next to Lily.

"Wanted to make an entrance?" She said.

"Well, you know how Johnny is," said Sonya. Meanwhile Snape was glaring at Johnny. What was this 'Muggle' doing here? And why was he so friendly with Lily? He was going to find out what was going on.

Later Johnny, Sonya and the others went to his office. He sat down and they started working on a course plan for the year. That was when Snape walked into the office, "I don't know who you think you are Muggle but…" Snape said.

"Please come in Severus," said Lily.

"Well, if it isn't 'Hans Gruber' or is it 'Bill Clay'?" Said Johnny. (1)

"What can we do for you, Mr. Snape?" Growled Sonya.

"You can stop with the charade!" He said, he pulled out his wand to attack them when all of the sudden Johnny froze him in place with a wave of his hand and Snape's legs spread.

"Who wants to do it?" Johnny said.

"Let Me Go Muggle!" Said the head of Slytherin.

"Do what John?" Asked Lily with a vicious grin.

"Take our friend here to the ballet?" Sonya got off his desk and slowly walked up to Snape.

"I'll do it," she said. "I just love the ballet especially," she did the splits and punched Snape right in the balls. "The Nutcracker!" Snape dropped to his knees.

"If you ever come in here accusing my SON of being a non-magical again Snape, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE NUTCRACKER!" Said Lily, "Now, GET OUT OF HIS OFFICE!" Snape ran like the hounds of hell were on his tail. "And that's why we aren't friends anymore." That everyone went to bed to rest up for their first full day at Hogwarts.

The next morning, Johnny was in the back going through some katas, he was in his tights and boots. Sonya came out to see him, "care for a spar?" She said, Johnny looked at her and smirked.

Later they came back in Johnny's arm wrapped around his wife's shoulders. Both were bleeding and injured, they went to see the school nurse, Poppy Pomphrey. "Already?" She said.

"We just spared Madame Pomphrey." Said Johnny.

"And he got about as much as he gave." Said Sonya.

"Better be ready if this is going to be a common thing." She said, so she healed them and sent them on their way to get cleaned up and ready for breakfast.

During the feast, Dumbledore was getting ready to express how disappointed he was with Johnny and company but Lily spoke up. "Frankly we don't care if you are disappointed in us or not." Said Lily, "Snape ran his mouth. Then he ran to you because he ran his mouth. THAT's why I married James, Because HE WAS A MAN! Now, Johnny is my son, Harry James Potter and there is proof too. Now, you want to leave us alone or do you want to go to the ballet again?" Snape paled and left them alone.

TBC

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