AN:Read chapter one's author's note.
Chapter 1: A story of LUV and Fedooras
BEEP BEEP BEEP
I grab my Katana slick the dumb stupid alarm in half
"Argh Come one just fiv moar mins of slp..." Urkle SAN said (AKA me XD) as he was foolin back tu shleep
Then Urkle San's mom, Mom Sama blew open the door wit her kamekameka
"Nut tudae Camilo san you need to school to get edukation haha" Mom Sama said
"Mom SAMA!" Urkle Camilo SAN said
"I told you tu only call me Urkle SAN Mom.!" Urkle San said
"I'm sorry Urkle SAN I'll try to not misfender u nex tim"
"It's ok i will smith get ready now"
"Ok"
I then grabbed my black trench coat, and my Timbs and threw them on!
I then looked in the mirror and saw me with my jorts and hinata tshirt and thought I look almost as cool as Gookoe and I do luv my wifi Honda!
As I was about to leave when my mom reminded me
"WAIT Durkle Sanders! U almost forget ur fedura!"
"Woah thanks Mom! Way past neet!"
*As Camilo was leaving he made sure not to forget say his sign line"
tips hat
Mlady!
Camilo then hed off to schol.
Next Chapter: HMONG people are reel?!11?
(Authors note: If yor wonder y I put SAN after evry nem it's cuz I luv undortail and Papaiuh iz my favor karactor haha XD)