Henry sat on the sofa in his living room he was twitching excitedly, "Alright son," His father said wearing his "Kid Potato" Uniform. The boy looked at his father with his big doe eyes, "Now, focus your energy, and really try! You're going to be just like your old man I know it!"
Henry nodded licking his lips, "I'll make you proud dad!" He said quietly putting out his hands, but nothing came. "Nothing," He said sadly looking back at his father for guidance, "Try… I don't know," His father sighed, "Try, thinking only about food!" He said nodding sagely. The boy gave his father an odd look but decided to try it anyways!
He outstretched his pale pink hands and focused everything on his favorite food! And suddenly it happened; he felt a surge of power before a whole ham dropped onto the coffee table! "I did it!" He jumped up, "That's not a potato," Kid Potato said poking the meat, "I'm sorry dad!" Henry replied sadly, "No! That's great actually," His father said brightening so as not to upset his son,
"We are going to be the greatest criminals this town has ever known! Meat and Potatoes!" He hugged his son, "But dad, what about school?" Henry asked hugging his father back, "I'm pulling you out of school."
The boy's eyes widened, "What?!" He yelped, "But… I want to learnifacate!" he said (as if to prove his point) "Now son, you can't be a criminal and go to school at the same time," His father said ruffling his sons brown hair, "You're better off this way anyhow," He grabbed the ham off the table and chucked it into the trash, "Now, go practice out on the lawn, and this time try to focus on potatoes?"
The Butcher sat on the counter, he felt so stupid! WordGirl sat next to him looking sympathetic. And to make things worse, she kept correcting him as he told her about his problem!
She was so smart! Miss know it all, miss perctent! Or was that prefect? He struggled to keep his eyes from watering; he could tell WordGirl had somewhere else to be (She told him so) so he stood up and flung tons of meat on her!
As he ran away he decided he was going to learn! He was going to school.
(I made up the Butcher's name because it's never mentioned in the show)
