Why did he have to use all the hot water? I mean he doesn't even feel it. So, naturally he should be expecting retaliation. I have the perfect plan. I run to the kitchen and grab ingredients for cookies after several minutes I have enough batter to bake 12 dozen cookies now for the fun part. I run to the bathroom and grab 2 bars of soap and run back to the kitchen and find the cheese grater and start adding the soap to the cookies after I throroughly have it mixed in I start setting cookies to bake.
3 hours later I have 144 blue soap cookies. Percy gets home in and hour so I decide to frost them all with shaving cream. Shit, I hear him trying to get in and I just started. Oh well first ten aren't bad. He walks in and sees the cookies and his expression is one of delight. He begins shoving cookies in his mouth but is yet to start chewing. His first few bites are enthusiastic but slowly are starting to sour as he gets to the soap.
"Annie what did you put in these?" He asks spitting them into the sink.
"S-s-soap" is all I manage in between laughs. After calming myself down.
"Don't use all the hot water next time seaweed brain."