Ascension

"Talking"

"Thoughts"

"Telepathy and Blood view"

Overview and Selene Narration

Chapter XV: Kill Voldemort and be Home for tea

Arszlan stared at the contract parchment and list of Horcruxes lying on the desk of the Headmasters office.

Nagini the Snake- Voldemort
Ravenclaw's Tiara- Hogwarts
Arszaln Corvus Corvin- Hogwarts
Hufflepuff's Chalice- Gringotts
Slytherin's Locket- Delores Umbridge

"That's it...All this rummaging through your library of ancient volumes and the spell is fucking simple! Days like these I wish I'd only got out of bed for fucking chimichanga's." Grumbled Arszlan before giving Remus a look of utter hatred.

The new Lycan did snort at his wards statement, he did wish he had just stayed in bed last night and not need to travel to Hogwarts for this. "Language..."

"Yeah, yeah, I know...You'd have preferred staying in bed with chocolate ice cream."

"Boys now we know where they are...Isn't the plan destroy them and then get rid of the bastard?" Questioned Katie sliding to her feet and wrapping Arszlan's arms over her shoulders.

Dumbledore stood up "Miss Bell has a point...How do we sort this out?"

"You get the Tiara, I'll ask around Gringotts and see if the Goblins truly despise Horcruxes like it suggests." Arszlan stated and he turned to Fudge.

"I want you to get the locket...Before you ask why should I..." Arszlan unsheath Viligatis "I send you to room temperature or Katie will as we still remember your cutting hex."

Fudge paled "Now see here you can't..." Fudge dropped to the floor suddenly as Katie hit him in the back of the head knocking him out.

"Did anybody see that?"

The aurors all shook their heads and Katie's eyes widened "Well maybe you should get him to Mungo's for a check up because he definitely looks like he has Chronic Food Toxicity and is about to go into Code 99."

"What is she talking about?"

"She means the Minister's obsese sir and about to go into cardiac arrest." One of the half blood Minister bodyguards explained and Kingsley's eyes widened.

"We need to go now...My sister's husband is surgeon and she's a mediwitch." And in a flash of Floo Powder they were gone.

Arszlan snorted "I'll head to Gringotts and talk to Umbridge...That'll be a fun time."

Remus stood up "I'll go with you the Magnet is calling me."

"Remus how are we going to get to London? Green Fire Nausea? Squeezed Through Straw Sensation? Acid Trip on to the Back? Windscreen Treatment?" (Cookies for everyone who understands them)

"Apparation."

Arszlan groaned and the world faded away as he felt himself being compressed through a straw, they rematerialised in the busy and bustling streets of Diagon Alley on an early September afternoon.

"Now lets get this done..." That was when Arszlan detected her and sure enough going upto the bank escorted by three aurors in garish pink clothes topped with a pink bow.

"That's her...I recognise her...Had a daughter when I was at Hogwarts."

Arszlan's smile became hungry "Let's go cause some hell."

(Short I know hitting writers block)