Chapter 5: You're Welcome

AN: I was listening to Moana again when I thought of this. Percy would really love that movie. So none of the real lyrics belong to me but I did do this Parody because it's totally something Percy would sing.

Five minutes into the movie Annabeth knew this was a mistake. Percy happened to love Disney movies, and this one really excited him. Ever since he had taken Annabeth to see Hamilton as a one year anniversary gift after the Giant war he had loved Lin Manuel Miranda. The man wrote amazing songs and the ones in this movie were no less so.

Another reason Percy was so excited because of the large part the sea had in the movie. It all looked super cool and he had been telling Annabeth he had wanted to go for several weeks. Finally during the first week of Winter break she conceded.

Leaving the theater Annabeth had to concede it was a great movie. Moana was just as good as Percy had thought it would be. Except after he wouldn't stop the comparisons.

"You liked it to right Annabeth?" he asked skipping giddily back to their car.

"Yeah Percy."

"I wonder if Frank can become a shark man. Should I ask?"

"Go ahead," Annabeth giggled.

"I liked Moana. I think it's nice they finally had a realistic heroine."

Annabeth smiled, she had trained her boyfriend well with the help of a few other girls (Piper, Thalia, Hazel, Clarisse and Etc) . He treated women with respect.

"I liked that too Percy."

"One of the best parts was the ocean. It was alive! I like movies where the ocean was alive. It was funny too. You think if the ocean was alive it would be my friend?"

"Of course Percy, you're the son of Poseidon."

"I want to high five the sea. It looked so real."

"They do that by…." Annabeth started to go into the mathematical detail of animation and for a few minutes Percy was quite listening respectfully.

"You know what I liked best was the songs."

Annabeth smiled. Not many people knew but Percy's voice wasn't that bad. He often sang silently under his breath and she found it especially cute. She wouldn't find his singing cute for long.

When they got back to camp it started. All of their friends came back from college for break and a few were visiting from their homes (Like Jason and Piper from LA,Frank and Hazel from New Rome and even Thalia.) After dinner that night they sang at the campfire.

Over the past few years the Apollo cabin head stood up at the end of sing along to ask if anyone had new suggestions. A few new favorite songs included parodies from Hamilton and Frozen. SO when will stood up at the end of the campfire today no one was surprised.

"Okay, we haven't had any new ones for a while. Any new suggestions?" Will asked. No one got up. "Nico?" he asked winking.

"No," Nico said glaring playfully at his boyfriend.

"Not even for me?" Everyone laughed at the couple. Most of the Aphrodite cabin awed.

"I don't sing Will. Nothing you say will change that."

"Okay, so does someone not from the Apollo cabin besides Nico want to sing?"

"I think I might have something," Percy said standing up.

"Dude, you sing?" Connor Stoll gasped.

"No way," his brother agreed.

"He's not that bad," Piper said. Percy often sang in the shower in the Argo II.

"Definitely better than Coach Hedge," agreed Frank.

All of the seven laughed.

"I've heard him too. He's accompanied me on reed pipes," Grover agreed.

"You should hear him rap Hamilton!" Annabeth suggested.

"Thank guys. Annabeth I will be singing something by Lin Manuel-Miranda but not Hamilton. It's from my new favorite Disney movie and it's a parody."

"You saw Moana today? I thought we were saving that for our next double date?" Piper scolded.

"Go ahead Percy, we already saw it," Jason said.

Smiling he started.

"Okay, okay

I see what's happening, yeah

You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable!

Well it's nice to see that people never change."

Percy walked said. He pointed at Hazel when he shouted it's adorable and she blushed. Then he got up to really get started.

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes it's really me, it's Percy! Breathe it in

I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod

When you're staring at a demigod

As Percy sang he flexed his muscles jokingly. He flipped his hair over his shoulder as well. Then winked at Annabeth. Some Aphrodite kids whistled. The Stoll brothers and some others catcalled. Everyone laughed.

What can I say except "You're welcome"

For the tides, this camp, your lives

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome

I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!

Everyone laughed again. Percy was walking around theatrically. Doing fancy hand movements. They really did have a lot to thank him for. Especially this parody.

Hey, what has two thumbs and held up the sky

When you were having the time of your lives?

This guy!

Percy pointed at his chest with two thumbs and smiled cheesily. Annabeth fingered her hair where there were still small streaks of gray and saw Percy reach up for a moment to do the same.

When the seven left Rome, who survived with Annabeth way down below?

You're looking at him, yo!

Percy and Annabeth had healed enough to be able to joke about Tartarus. At least he joked about it; she wasn't much of a joker. Noone else was comfortable enough to joke about it yet besides them. None of them laughed much at this part either except a few younger campers like Harley.

Oh, also Capture the Flag which I won?

You're welcome

So I was claimed to bring you some fun

He sauntered over to Clarisse and Chris. He got up in her face to tease and then walked back and she got up to tackle him. He danced away just in time.

"He brought us fun?" asked Will. "Percy brings trouble."

"Part of his charm," argued his sister Kayla.

Other girls nodded. Percy was still singing.

Also, I can control the seas

You're welcome

To protect our boat and it's all with ease

Percy sang pointing at each of the people who had been on the Argo II. He also pointed at Tyson, Clarisse, Grover and Annabeth. He had been on a boat in the Sea of Monsters too.

"When were Clarrise, Grover and Tyson on our boat?" Jason asked.

"They weren't?" Piper replied confused.

"Percy got the Golden Fleece from the Sea of Monsters with them," answered Katie Gardener nearby. The seven and several other newer campers nodded. Then Percy brought up the fleece.

So what can I say except you're welcome?

For the Fleece hanging on that tree

There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome

I guess it's just my way of being me

You're welcome, you're welcome

He sauntered around more. Once he leaped on a stand and pointed at Peleus and the fleece. Then he flipped of the stands and spread his arms out as he sand "You're welcome." Then he started to rap.

Well, come to think of it

Kids, honestly I can go on and on

I can explain every single phenomenon

The tide, Volcanoes, lots of explosions

Oh, that was Percy just messing around

"He exploded Mount St. Helens," explained a camper to some newer ones.

"And several of his schools," Annabeth laughed.

"With some help from me!" Rachel joked.

"Me too!" Tyson cheered.

I killed some monsters, I fought some gods

messed with Clarisse, now you all think I'm nuts

Clarisse snarled. When some people looked at Annabeth questioningly she promised to explain later.

What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?

Don't mess with Percy when he's on the breakaway

And that prophecy made by a mummy with old skin

foretold victories no-one thought I'd win

but Look where I've been, I make everything happen

Look at that Riptide and Percy just thwickity thwacking'

That needed no explanation. Every one knew about Percy and his tendency to be included in prophecies. Annabeth knew that also included Norse and Egyptian ones. Percy winked and took out Riptide to perform some fancy sword tricks.

Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!

For the wonderful world you know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!

Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!

'Cause I'm gonna help with that boat

I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome!

'Cause Percy can do everything especially float

"Wait what boat? The Argo II broke!" yelled Nyssa.

"I haven't said any prophecies recently," agreed Rachel. "Not about boats."

"Percy!" shouted Annabeth. "No."

You're welcome, you're welcome!

And thank you!

Percy bowed theatrically. Everyone applauded even though Annabeth was still glaring at him.

"Thank you Percy, for that wonderful rendition of that song." Will laughed.

"The fact he can sing just made him even hotter," Drew whispered to one of her sisters.

Several people were chattering about the song till Nico spoke up. "Percy, do you and Annabeth want to explain something about another boat?"

"Well….." Percy looked to Annabeth for help.

"Only after we tell Chiron. You'll hear later this week." Annabeth then pulled Percy away. The Centaur was in the Big House right now.

AN: Did you guys understand the boat reference? IT's from another of Rick's books. Tell me if you want to hear Percy and Annabeth's explanations. Reviews make me the happiest Author on earth. Please let me know what you think.