Chapter 6: Sugar, We're Goin' Down Swinging.

Summary: Annabeth broke Percy's heart. The flock just broke Max's. When they get captured and meet up in the school what happens? Percy has wings in this story. Percy/Max Rated T for language.

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Max P.O.V.

"Percy?"

Percy and I were lying side by side on the couch, he was without a shirt, which I was enjoying very much. I was fiddling his necklace, looking at the beads.
We had spent the whole night exchanging kisses, but now that it was morning, we decided to talk. We discussed many things, the basics of demigods, fatal flaws, the Mist. He told me funny stories about camp, but there was one thing I didn't know about.

"Yeah?" He asked looking down at me.

"What do these beads stand for?" I asked silently hinting I wanted a story.
"Well, all of these tie into my crazy life. When I was twelve..." And he proceeded to tell a story about him, a bitch, a satyr, and a lightning bolt that led to so much more.

"...and Zoë says , 'Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can.' Then Grover's like 'The dam snack bar?' And Zoë gets all defensive because she thinks there is nothing wrong with it. So Grover goes, 'Oh nothing, I could just use some dam french fries.' And Zoë's just standing there being über confused. And Thalia's been standing there watching this with me, so she steps up and says, 'I gotta use the dam restroom.' And so I'm just dying of laughter..." At the moment, I was too, his tales were very lively, and he was able to keep them hilarious too.

"... and then, the gods asked me, 'Do you wanna be a god?'" He said it in the most ridiculous voice I couldn't help laughing. Thunder rumbled up above and I looked up.

"It didn't look like there was a storm was coming."

Percy smiled amused. "There's no storm. That's the gods. They're major stalkers."

"That's kind of creepy." I said and Percy laughed.

"Tell me about it. They put me on Hephaestus TV at the water park."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, I just don't know why they put bitch on there, she's ugly... Anyways, I was like, 'Nope!' You should have seen their faces! It was hilarious. And then..." He trailed off, but started again a moment later with disgusted voice. And he proceeded to tell what the bitch did to him, and by the time he finished my blood was practically boiling. How dare that bitch touch my Percy!

"Max, max." My hand released the cushions (Couch remember?) I had been gripping unconsciously, and I looked at him.

"What?"

"I'm not done."

"Oh." I flushed and gestured for him to go on.

"So I went missing..." And he once again captivated me with his tales of adventure.

"... and so even after we defeated Gaia, Bitch (That's Annabeth guys.) judo-flipped me again because apparently I, 'Used too much power and deserved it for scaring her.'" He mocked her and I laughed again. "So we headed back home on the Argo II, and you pretty much know the rest of the story." I nodded and opened my mouth to ask the question that had been nagging at me for a long time.

"Did you love her?" I asked.

"No Max. What? I'm not lying. I think it was our friends pressuring us into being a couple, and not our own decision. And, to be honest I was quite a dumb-ass with girls It-" A loud knock sounded at the door, and a voice called in.

"I know your in there freaks. Come out, come out!" The voice sang. I froze. Todd. The one eraser that hated both of us with a passion. He had kicked our cage, and brought us the least amount of food possible, and in return, we gave him many scars on him arm from both teeth and fingernails. I grabbed my suitcase and Percy's. We were so lucky we prepared for this, and packed all our clothes-which there weren't very many of- and spread our wings to fly out the window. I couldn't unlock it, so finally I just gave up and punched a whole in the damn thing. I winced as the glass pierced my skin. We didn't prepare for the erasers to break down the door and surround us before we could do anything.

"Well, look what we have here. Two little birds who can't fly away. I'd be shame if we cut those wings off..." Todd trailed off, his wolfish features looked sadistic in the dim light of the condo. I gritted my teeth, Todd was so irritating, I wanted to have Zeus push him off Olympus.

Thunder rumbled and I hid a smile. Percy obviously understood what was going on and forced a chuckle down.

"A storm? There was no storm on the weather channel!" Todd said seemingly forgetting we were the enemy, and having no clue what really happened.

"Well, you know what they say about those guys." Percy said, keeping a poker face.

"What, what?" Todd pestered, getting close in front of Percy.

"They say..." Percy's face turned into a snarl. "Fuck you." With that said, Percy judo-flipped Todd and punched him in the face. I heard a sickening crack so I assumed Todd's nose was broken, and started throwing punches at the erasers advancing on me. I heard more satisfying cracking noises, and once everyone of them was wounded in some way, Percy and I ran for the door. Too bad we never made it.

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I heard more satisfying cracking noises, and once everyone of them was wounded in some way, Percy and I ran for the door. We dashed out into the street, our light suit cases in hand, and took off into the air. I can't imagine what the mortals saw below, but one screamed, "ALEIN INVASION! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Percy and I smiled at that and laughed with each other soaring through the air and lightly exchanging kisses. We flew in the direction we hoped was East, and tried to forget our worries.

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