HAPEY BURFDAY 2 ME REBA. is ma speshul day 2 b maself so u betta not abus me amotionalley o i will kill maslef tee hee geddit im amotionaley fragile an will kill u n ur hole familey? HEHE :)
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PREVIOUSELY ON FRUM REBA 2 KRELY:
auntie chouse die of salf inflicted brain 2more
krely shit herslef n got frown ouwt da windo
i find a doll of MASELF frum da fewchur wher i am da gr8ist cuntry singer in dda worle?
i pak sum fruites 4 snacks :)
O YA ALSO I RUN AWAY WIF KRELY FRUM ABUSIV HOME! (is a imporetent part of teh storey i fink)
NOW ON REBA SHOW (oops sorey i mean ) FROM REBA 2 REBA:
i here sum gurglin frum ma bakpak "GURGUGSUGRUGUGRUGL" say the gurgle sownd
WTF SHUT UP GURGLE "i say 2 da gurgle"… it stops gurglin
i keep walkin
GURUUGUGULGULUGLUGLULUUGUGUGLUGL
"OMG STAP GURLGLIN" i say as i frow ma bakpak 2 da grownd in kik it wif all my STRENGTH (pls gad gimme it!)
my bakpak open
its krely inside
"o fuk ya i faggot u were in der!" I say wif accident (i new she wos in der i just wantit 2 abus her more ;) )
"wai u du dis reba" gurgle krely "i am cuvad in blood n ma owen shit" she taste it (KRELY WTF!)
"ya i no but we gatta get 2 da safehaus" say lil 8 year old puberty me (i hav akne now) "o alse we will die"
"i fink im alredy dyin" say krely
"SHUT UP" i say as i zip her bak up in my bakpak..
as i walk artouwnd i get tired frum carryin her fat body so i sit on a lil tree stump n eat sum grapes
"hmm" i fink "how much longer 2 da safehouse" i look at ma reba mac doll and dream of ma fewchur
sudenly i hear a whispa in da distunce
"faaancyyy" say da whispa
i breve deep n clutch ma growin brassts
"FAAAAAANNNNCCCYYYYY"
WTF MA NAME REBA STAP CALLIN ME DAT
"srry" whispa da whispa
"HU R U!" i scream 2 da sky
"its me.. ur MOTHA!" SAY MA MAM! she cum owt from da bushes
"OMG HOW DID U FIND ME" i scream at hur and frow grapes at her.. they ar ineffectiv
I FOLLOWED UR HART (geddit? my reba hart?) say my mam
i breve deep… she abus me… wy is she followin me?
"pls reba… ur pa's run'd off n am reel sick n da babby's gonna starve 2 deaf" she say as she point 2 lil krely…
"mm nah i fink she gon bleed 2 deaf tbh" i say
"tru" say mam… "BUT SRRY REBA I GOTTA SELL U IN 2 DA SEX TRADE"
WTF THIS AINT HOW DA SONG GOES! "i yell at ma mama" I AINT EVEN 18 YAT
"18 or 8 wtf hu cares JUST BE NICE 2 DA GENTLEMEN FANCY N THEYL B NICE 2 U" she cackle
"OMG" SAY ME AS MA MAM USES HUR MAGIKAL POWARSH 2 PUT ME IN A RED SATIN DRESS THAT HAD A SLIT N DA SIDE DAT LEAD uP 2 MA HIP
"ur buteful" say ma mam
i breve "ur rite… i am" i breve again "this dress fit me gud" i say as i look at ma reflekshun n see a womyn wer a half growen kid wunce stood
"HERES U WUN CHANSE FANCY I MEAN REBA DON'T LEMME DOWEN" SCREAM MY MAM AS I DECEND IN2 DA DARK WORLE OF DA SEX TRADE
OMG! SAY ME AS DA PORTAL 2 DA WHORE WORLE OPENS.
Jus as am abowt 2 get sukt in I GRAB MA REBA MAC DOLL N KRELY'S ALMOST DEAD BODY AN MA LEFTOVA GRAPES… FWWSSSHHHH n i get sukt in2 da vortex…
OMG am a hooka now… a chilwe hooka….
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HAPPY BURFDAY 2 ME! SELLIN MA BODY FO MEN AT DA TENDUR AGE OF 8! WOW! i CUNT BELIEF IT!