My name is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

by Coldsteel666

In which we are introduced to Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, who, after defeating Sonic in battle, finds himself in a strange new world in a weak new body. Coldsteel realizes that if he is alive in a new reality, Sonic might be too, and he may have to defeat Sonic in battle using strange new creatures called Pokémon to do it.

5. We Had A Saying in the Sonic Military

I run out over the bridge, the wooden planks creaking as I make my way towards the middle, where Nebby is cowering. I reach the pathetic Nebby and huddle over it, protecting it from the superior swooping Spearow from Kanto, best region in the Pokemon world. Suddenly, it starts to emit a bright light. The bridge snaps, and we begin to fall. I grab hold of the Nebby as I do so. The Spearows fly away in panic.

As I fall, I wonder if this is how I'll die, without knowing if I truly defeated my nemesis, Sonic the Hedgehog. Apart from having the sex with lots and lots of hot girls with big boobys and defeating Sonic the Hedgehog, it's been a pretty shit life.

Suddenly, a strange creature swoops in to pick us both up, saving our lives, and puts us back on solid land near Ironing Board. The strange creature eyes myself, the Nebby, and the ironing board off, and suddenly flies away.

Ironing board thanks me for not being a pussy like her, when she should literally push me to the wall, shove her ****** down my ****** and her ******* down my ******* to find my ******** and ******* it to bring me to ******** ******* fucking ****** right there and then for almost dying on an errand she sent me on in her place because she's such a goddamn pussy. And we still wouldn't be even. Bitch. Instead, she hands me a stone she apparently found on the ground and tell me it's probably mine. It's not. Fuck you, Ironing Board, I don't even want to talk to you any more.

We both leave the trial together, since the bridge is gone and we can't cross over to the other side and the only way is back. I don't want to go back with Ironing Board but it's not like I have a choice, since we're leaving at the same time and there's only one path out.

Upon exiting the trial, I meet the Kahuna, and The Sonic Military succeeds in its mission again. Remember the Sonic Military Motto: "you can run, but you'll only die tired."

The Kahuna, a giant, fat man, mentions seeing Tapu Koko, and we share the story of meeting it.

Now it's time to get a starter. I'm really hyped for this, I've been waiting to get a Charmander for months now.